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Ale'Velkyrii - Student  |
This is a section to post the most screwed up sentence you can imagine. I.E. Great Britain turned green beans to the locusts of small sea shells. Just mix words that don't go well and enjoy.  _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short.  Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. This post was edited by Ale'Velkyrii on Jun 20 2003 11:06pm. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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LOL, SARED! I wish you knew where that was from.  (Just so my former master won't slaughter me) YOU'RE HILARIOUS SILK! YOU'RE THE BEST! YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO HARD THAT I...I...laugh a little...I chuckled. Edit: Oh yah... Spin the daisies round and round till toon town drops the bound! _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Sared - Retired 
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Now this one is actually a real quote, I just can't remember from whom. It was an evening that makes one feel as a sewing machine that has just finished sewing a turd to a garbage can lid. (Yes, the author just had a fight with his g/f.  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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So the snausberrys are polka-dotted because of Mario's 59 Ford Pickup? _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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Swing mucous above St. Augustine and watch the trees of Mongolia sail away to the great, open sea. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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Yes, I bump my old thread. I think this kind of thing is required. BUMPARIFFIC! _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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(WTF?!?!?! WTF?!?!?! I'm glad I made this thread...lol. Keep it up guys.) Let the fungus control your future. The plastic carbine is made of pencil shavings. If you ever lingo on the fact of stars, consider the dissapointment of the irony of brown frogs. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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If I had a tooth pick hammer, the microwave would pop out of it's skirt and melt into the shrivled mullet's uncle Frank. It is we who nod to us as the dance of the curtain embezzles your fruitcake. But Don't despair! Bandages can afford to buy anything the cactus stings with it's beehive!!! I kid you not! Clap your feathers together and drink the refrigerator, for the time has come to rattle the bush in celebration of your newborn son's dentures!!! - Virtastic.  _______________ Academy Architect |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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heh heh _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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Wow...how long did it take you to type that? LOL! That was FREAKING MESSED UP! But that's the point here. After a while, it wasn't so screwy. Oh well... _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Muad'dib - Student
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Indira Gandhi skipped through the catacombs of Detroit with a handbag and a cheezdoodle waiting for General MacArthur to slow anti-weasel sentiment in Suriname for the sake of the independant muffler corp of Iceland. She had barely decided to burn her house down when a intercontinental ballistic muffin squiggled towards her with blueberries on it's top and death in its heart! Indira dodged to left just in time to get sprayed by the trail of mint flavored dental floss tailing the ICBM and threw a hot dog bun over her head to absorb the oncoming shock. The moist yet fruity and tender impact she had expected never came. Rather than dwell on her isotropic fortunes and play the part of the whipping boy, she fled into the slick Detroit night. She ran under an overpass and fell through a wormhole for violating the fabric of reality (obviously one does not go UNDER an OVERpass) and found herself in a dayspa in Machupichu. She would have run straight off a cliff if not for the viking that grabbed her up and carried her off for a nice massage followed by a good rape and pillage (that's what vikings do, despite what Jacen says ). After his shift was up the viking, Irwin, returned to his cheeze-whiz hovercraft for a nice relaxing hover. He hovered up to the side of the road and flicked off all the foolish foolish people driving cars and regular longboats before pulling a hard left and breaking off over a lake. The lake wasn't there until three days prior to the vikings wmployment at the Machupichu dayspa and inn, and frankly, the hotel staff was starting to think something was fishy. They decided to check out the lake that very day, so they stuck a camcorder in a plastic bag, tied it to a rock and threw it into the lake. What they hadn't expected was that the lake would be three kilometers deep, and it was a good thing they hadn't because they would have been sorely disappointed. They threw the camcorder tied to a rock into the lake and found that when the camcorder had sunk to the bottom, they could still see the top of it poking out of the water. They laughed and laughed. Then Kevin Spacey, who had been working at the Dayspa for extra cash waded into the the water to get the camera, he waded in to ankle deep when suddenly a fifteen foot long, three foot wide tentacle lifted out of the water and sucked him under. The dayspa workers, none of them being very bright, never really noticed and each, in turn, got frustrated of waiting for the ever enlarging group of workers to get back with the camcorder and, more importantly, the rock (it was a rental ). Eventually it came down to one final dayspa worker on the shore named Manuel. Manuel was a caligraphy enthusiast who grauated a the lower middle of his class ad SUNY Binghamton with a major in Astrology with a focus on freeloading. Manuel was average height and weight for someone his age and didn't generally like to make waves. He grew up in a modest home in a family of four others, his mother and father and 2 sisters, Clarabel and Annie. They had always encouraged him to follow his dreams and take chances with life where the outcome was worth chancing. They had inspired him and helped him prosper. He thought he had made them proud with his accomplishments, he owned a powder blue honda civic and an apartment which almost always had heat and electricity. He thought about what his parents and sisters were doing now, why his younger sister, Annie, had to be starting highschool by now... Manuel sighed and turned toward the lake. He walked in and reached down for the camcorder and the rent-a-rock and wondered where all his coworkers had abondoned him to. Suddenly a massive tentacle swarmed out of the water and snapped Manuels neck like a balsa wood airplane. Kevin Spacey meanwhile was on a wild and fantastic journey into a world he could hardly fathom. He was being pulled down by the tentacle, his lungs burned for oxygen, but he wouldn't give in because he was to entranced by the sights and sounds assaulting his senses. Finally he burst through into a large cavern, too large for him to see the sides of. the tentacle dropped him to the floor and left him laying gasping for air. Kevin Spacey stared at the ground, to afraid to look up and gaze at what must have been an incredible beast to have tentacles that enormous and powerful. Kevin Spaceys curiosity got the better of him though, and he turned his face up to stare i awe at the beast. There in front of him sat what looked like an enormous mound of jello at least four stories tall, and Kevin Spacey couldn't help but hink "If only I had a really big spoon, I might have a chance..." He of course wouldn't have a chance, but that's what he was thinking. The beast turned it's great bublous eye on Kevin Spacey and said in what could best be described as a four story tall mound of jello with a yorkshire accent "Hello". Kevin Spaceys mind was whirling, all he could think of was a really big spoon. Then the beast said in his enormously gelatinous yorkshire accent "My name's Fred. Who are you?" Suddenly Kevin Spacey snapped back into his mind, away from spoons, and drew upon his incredible knowledge base collected from the films he'd done and realized his best hope for survival was to confuse the beast into setting him free. Slowly Kevin Spacey stood up and turned to look directly at the beast and he said "I am Kaizer Soczey." The beast recoiled for a moment then leaned in to take a closer look at him. A flash of recognition graced the creatures face and he exclaimed "Hey! You're Kevin Spacey!" Kevin Spacey's mind was whirling, he knew he had to come up with a brilliant counter that would keep the beast on it's toes and not tip it off to his identity. The last thing Kevin Spacey wanted was to live out his days as a jester for a gelatinous beast so he said quickly "No I'm not, you are." The beast was slightly taken aback at this statement, suddenly it's whole identity as a four story tall jello mold was in question. Was he truly Kevin Spacey, an acting legend in his own right, or was he, in fact, a four story jello mold. He decided it was better to not question years of his life underground and accept that he was a jello mold of the four story variety. The beast studied Kevin Spacey for another moment then spoke: "We shall see, 'Kaizer'. We shall see." -End Chapt. 1 _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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The lubricant for my brain forgot to skin the cat of lice-eating ticks from the Martian government of Kansas. Muad'dib...what's wrong with you? You're screwed up... ... ... KEEP IT UP! Sorry Silk...I forgot to say, "NICE ONE, SILK. heheh" _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Muad'dib - Student
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So. Albino ZZ Top Impersonators were charmed by the credit-card sized yet lugubrious mistletoe until the dragon filled tear wound its way up a clone of my dominatrix refrigerator during the half time show of World War 2, and that's how I got my glass eye. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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The perplexed bunny of the beach wanted to bite a canadian hamster with a toadstool. Where are you guys? It's dying like this. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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Nice one, Muad'dib. So far so good guys. Keep it up. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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The sea shell of a pot luck dinner with a snake caught on with the local car dealership in Hawaii. They said that the blue tortoise of teal wanted to hunt wild prairie dogs. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Muad'dib - Student
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The nougat-filled falafel magician finds weasel-made tupperware endearing enough to stab a post-impressionistic Dutch blow up doll with a brick-drenched Gamecube in the Congo. ... With indefatigable Lithuanian midgets. Damn I'm good  () _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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It's peanut butter jelly bean time. Add some broccoli and some f**kin anti-freeze to your 386 and then slap it with a bungee chord for best flavor and texture. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Cloaked Thunder - Student 
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Omg ROLFLMAO @ Demon. where the hell did u come up with that, hahahahahahahaha moo! _______________ Padawan of ShadowSith | Close JA Family: Darth Mobility, Katan, Jedi Prodigy, Virtue,D@rth M@ul, Virtue, Flash, Bandit, Yin Yang, JK-XIII, Faded, Silk Monkey, Skyler, `Orion, Aratan, SmilyKrazy, Faded Angel, and your mom | woot!
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Demon - Student 
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A cook found a sunny side up bear which bought him a yello-polkadot sky, that got rinsed quick and found out that the other policeman also likes cookies. _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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Bubu, what's wrong with the sentence i posted: "So the Jedi Master, Einstein, proved that the philosopher Harry Potter was a toad!" - Einstein is NOT a Jedi Master - Harry Potter is NOT a philosopher - ............ is NOT a toad _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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Thank you for pointing that out Bubu. You described it better than I did. EVERYONE LISTEN TO BUBU! THIS IS IMPORTANT! Pointless sentences are important to the unimportant parts of our important lives! lol Space dramas are sure to cat wax my tooth during the time of mourning the rise of Pancreas Park. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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you guys are getting it all wrong. any word in your sentence is not supposed to relate to the next or the previous word in any way. however, it must still be grammatically correct. take a look at my sentence: The Galaxy is fruity, however, no dung-beetle has ever eaten glass while dancing on a laptop on a flight to your moma. fruit has nothing to do with the galaxy, dung-beetles don't eat glass, or dance. dancing has nothing to do with a laptop, and flying to your moma doesn't make sense! however, grammatically, the sentence is correct. catch my drift? no? here's another good example: "Guiness has many siblings, although Doncaster is much more pointy and the beach frogs make the lemons on the rocket speed up the Dog." - Virtue _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Jun 26 2003 11:07am. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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So the Jedi Master, Einstein, proved that the philosopher Harry Potter was a toad! not only meaningless, but STUPID as well! _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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The Bible takes too long to quote if you make the time to fall into the pit of fungus dogs during Hannukah. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Nemesis Nova - Student 
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Heres my sentence: *quotes the entire Holy Bible* 'nuff said _______________ Stop with the stupid sigs would you? Yea sure, why not, i'll stop asking myself things too... |
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