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Ale'Velkyrii - Student  |
This is a section to post the most screwed up sentence you can imagine. I.E. Great Britain turned green beans to the locusts of small sea shells. Just mix words that don't go well and enjoy.  _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short.  Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. This post was edited by Ale'Velkyrii on Jun 20 2003 11:06pm. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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The perplexed bunny of the beach wanted to bite a canadian hamster with a toadstool. Where are you guys? It's dying like this. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student 
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Nice one, Muad'dib. So far so good guys. Keep it up. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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The sea shell of a pot luck dinner with a snake caught on with the local car dealership in Hawaii. They said that the blue tortoise of teal wanted to hunt wild prairie dogs. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Muad'dib - Student 
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The nougat-filled falafel magician finds weasel-made tupperware endearing enough to stab a post-impressionistic Dutch blow up doll with a brick-drenched Gamecube in the Congo. ... With indefatigable Lithuanian midgets. Damn I'm good  () _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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It's peanut butter jelly bean time. Add some broccoli and some f**kin anti-freeze to your 386 and then slap it with a bungee chord for best flavor and texture. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Cloaked Thunder - Student 
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Omg ROLFLMAO @ Demon. where the hell did u come up with that, hahahahahahahaha moo! _______________ Padawan of ShadowSith | Close JA Family: Darth Mobility, Katan, Jedi Prodigy, Virtue,D@rth M@ul, Virtue, Flash, Bandit, Yin Yang, JK-XIII, Faded, Silk Monkey, Skyler, `Orion, Aratan, SmilyKrazy, Faded Angel, and your mom | woot!
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Demon - Student 
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A cook found a sunny side up bear which bought him a yello-polkadot sky, that got rinsed quick and found out that the other policeman also likes cookies. _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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Bubu, what's wrong with the sentence i posted: "So the Jedi Master, Einstein, proved that the philosopher Harry Potter was a toad!" - Einstein is NOT a Jedi Master - Harry Potter is NOT a philosopher - ............ is NOT a toad _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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Thank you for pointing that out Bubu. You described it better than I did. EVERYONE LISTEN TO BUBU! THIS IS IMPORTANT! Pointless sentences are important to the unimportant parts of our important lives! lol Space dramas are sure to cat wax my tooth during the time of mourning the rise of Pancreas Park. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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you guys are getting it all wrong. any word in your sentence is not supposed to relate to the next or the previous word in any way. however, it must still be grammatically correct. take a look at my sentence: The Galaxy is fruity, however, no dung-beetle has ever eaten glass while dancing on a laptop on a flight to your moma. fruit has nothing to do with the galaxy, dung-beetles don't eat glass, or dance. dancing has nothing to do with a laptop, and flying to your moma doesn't make sense! however, grammatically, the sentence is correct. catch my drift?  no? here's another good example: "Guiness has many siblings, although Doncaster is much more pointy and the beach frogs make the lemons on the rocket speed up the Dog." - Virtue _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Jun 26 2003 11:07am. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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So the Jedi Master, Einstein, proved that the philosopher Harry Potter was a toad! not only meaningless, but STUPID as well! _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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The Bible takes too long to quote if you make the time to fall into the pit of fungus dogs during Hannukah. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Nemesis Nova - Student 
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Heres my sentence: *quotes the entire Holy Bible* 'nuff said _______________ Stop with the stupid sigs would you? Yea sure, why not, i'll stop asking myself things too... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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You can lead a keyboard to envelopes, but you can't lick it away. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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which that thou had passed for decades, thine establishment shant procastinate the alleviated pron. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Bubu - Hubbub
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The Galaxy is fruity, however, no dung-beetle has ever eaten glass while dancing on a laptop on a flight to your moma. whatever! _______________ make install -not war |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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THANK YOU. That was the best out of all of them (except for mine ) _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Virtue - Jedi Council 
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Guiness has many siblings, although Doncaster is much more pointy and the beach frogs make the lemons on the rocket speed up the Dog. - Virtabulous.  _______________ Academy Architect |
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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Oh...Acey. I THOUGHT I was first. I almost was. I sent that the moment you sent yours, so we were tied. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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I meant for you to make a sentence where the words go together, but it doesn't make sense. Mongolia made the spin tops out of steroids when they decided to send Barney into the linux server of capricorn. Like that. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
This comment was edited by Ale'Velkyrii on Jun 23 2003 12:20am. |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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umm....i own? _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Flash - Student 
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Just mix words, huh? You ocean take years me inspection gory parrot underneath upstairs helium passive doctor. |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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first my ass..i was..hehehehe..beat ya.. Pron makes the world go round.. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Ale'Velkyrii - Student
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I'll go first... When time surpasses the density of an orange, the feline side of my yeti kicks into overdrive with Belgium on it's tail. _______________ Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin. I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight.
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Acey Spadey - Student
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Two words Acey Spadey nuff said _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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