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How Acey got his name..
Jun 21 2003 06:26am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
Acey Spadey
well i put it here and not the crazy thread as it has more to do with the Academy and will let you all know how I came to get name.

[Start Story]

How Acey got his name...

Once upon a time in a galaxy far far away. Far out to the Rim of the universe. A small planet where farmers resided. The countryside was wide and long. full of lush plains of grass and small hills. On one of these hills stood two stormtroopers, gazing out on the countryside, blasters at their sides. One of them visible took a deep breath and was enjoying the quiet and calm, letting out a happy sigh.
The other stood there with his hand on his blaster. Chooseing to speak up "Can this crap get any more boring!!! We've been stationed here for a month and all we've had to guard the farmers from are a bunch of scavengers. and they were no fun either, you just yell and wave your arms and they'd run off. Why the hell did we get stationed here anyway."
"what? have you forgotten already AC-347. don't you remember calling that official a nerf herder, and not only that you kept a feline in your locker for a couple of weeks. Your officer wasn't happy when he did a routine locker inspection to have it jump out and nearly rip his face off"
"Oh comon AK-472, all it was,was a few little scratches"
"scratches? he nearly had his throat ripped up and now he's got a new nose hole. what did you expect would happen? he's smile and say how cute it was. And while we are on the subject. Why did you say I gave you the cat. although i should thankyou after the stories I heard of the fall of the empire and the death of the emperor, this is so relaxing here. and I don't have to worry about being cut down by a jedi or shot by a rebel. hmm.." said AK-427, streatching "I've been thinking about settling down here and getting a farm of my own"
"yeah I always thought you were a Nerf-Herder"
"yeah well its better than being a target"
"Ok then I agree. I'm getting the hell out of here" piped up AC-347. Throwing down his blaster on the ground, and it going off and nearly killing him "send my regards to your animals. He turns and walks off down the hill
"Hey AC come back. I couldn't just say I don't know where you went cause some jedi did a mind trick on me or something"
"well it wouldn't be that hard to do with you. Yeah just say that. and tell them I got obliderated and not a trace. see my blasters still there just give them that. I'm outa here" and with that stormtrooper AC-347 heads off down the hill away from what he ever had.
Comming across a small lake he stops and looks into the inviting waters "I hate this damm Uniform, it's always so stuffy". He pulls off half of it and tosses it into the waters to get rid of it. Diving in, he sheds the rest of the uniform and swims about, enjoying the freedom of the cool waters. Climbing up on the opposite bank to continue his walking he realises he's totally naked, and gazes back at the water where he threw his uniform.

2 hours later

Squelch squelch squelch sounded each step as AC-347 walked along the path, his waterlogged suit squirting out water with each step he mumbles to himself "I hate this uniform".
After a few more hours of walking his boots no longer made the squelch sound and he was mostly dry but the suit felt slightly tighter than before. He glances up at the setting of the second sun and approaches a small dwelling where sound and excitement was comming from. Thinking he could get a new pair of clothes he knocks on the door, and is suddenly is face to face with a cute Twi-lek and is quickly pulled inside.
The dwelling was hosting what seemed to be a costume party where everyone was dressed up like beings from around the galaxy. so the Twi-lek he had his eyes on wasn't actually one, but a farmer's daughter dressed up like it.
Suddenly a loud voice booms out "ALRIGHT, QUIET EVERYONE. It's time to judge the costumes. comon who do you think has the best?". AC-347 shakes his head and was about to leave when he was shoved forward by the cute girl. Stumbling up to the front and in view of everyone the Mayor of the area grabs his arm "quick son what's your name?"
He stands there unsure then faces the Mayor "My name? well everyone calls me AC-3....." but he was cut short as the Mayor calls out to the room.
"Here we have our Winner everyone with a comical look at a Stormtroopers uniform. Everyone give Acey here a round of applause", AC-347 tried to correct the Mayor but everyone wanted to shake his hand and congratulate him.
Escaping the crowd he stands outside breathing heavily until he gets a poke in his side causing him to jump about to face the cute girl who pulled him inside " I knew you would win Acey. So...Can a girl get a little kiss from the winner" she smiles up at him brightly, hoping to herself that when he took off his helmet, he'd be as cute as she'd hoped him to be.
AC-347 nods and reaches for helmet, pulling. But it didn't come off, from the water in the river his Uniform had shrunk and his helmet was stuck on his head. He shakes his head "I can't get it off"
"Oh what a load of dung. I bet your ugly anyway" and with that the girl walked back inside, closing the door and locking it.

AC-347 walks away from the establishment on his adventure. still unable to get the uniform off. he mutters to himself "Acey? why did they call me that? well it does have a certain ring to it and I suppose it's better than a bunch of letters and numbers. heh. So now my name is Acey. Hmm..I wonder what I should do now"

And so Acey continues on, a new name and a uniform that won't come off.

[end story]

hehehe..hope ya like..
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Poll
What should happen To Acey(AC-347) in the Next story?

vote results
He should get laid (that is if he can get the suit off) He should get laid (that is if he can get the suit off) [8 votes] [28%]
He should get a Cat... He should get a Cat... [9 votes] [31%]
He should return to his job He should return to his job [0 votes] [0%]
He meets a few interesting characters from the starwars movies. He meets a few interesting characters from the starwars movies. [6 votes] [21%]
He dies and Respawns He dies and Respawns [6 votes] [21%]

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Jan 19 2004 06:19pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

whoa.. major bumped thread...
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jan 18 2004 08:42pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

rofl!
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Jan 18 2004 08:35pm

Darkwood
 - Student
 Darkwood

*bump*

:P
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Jul 26 2003 02:04am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

no not really..hehe..It kinda wrote itself. I just put the words down :D
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jul 01 2003 02:41am

SS/ph00d
 - Student
 SS/ph00d

just read the story, pretty interesting acey hehehe, looks like you put a lot of though into it :cool: lalalala
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Jun 29 2003 10:49pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

hmm..maybe...if you can dig up a picture of a starwars creature/person of that idea i might be able to put it in.
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jun 29 2003 02:40pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

How 'bout you (him) shack up with some catgirl alien thing. That way you use both option #1 & #2:P
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Jun 29 2003 01:11pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

ooohhhh...who put that he should get laid??
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jun 25 2003 02:50am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

er... Spacey??

hehehehe..
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jun 24 2003 06:50pm

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

Cool story!!! Yeah I would like to read where Spacey came from too!!! ENCORE!!!! ENCORE!!!! :D
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Jun 24 2003 02:08am

Master Lew
 - Student
 Master Lew

Mean while back at the ranch...:P
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Jun 23 2003 11:31pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

well i'll see what happens and after i've had a few drinks I ""MIGHT"" make a part 2.. depending on the responce i get from this.
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jun 23 2003 03:15pm

ioshee
 - Student
 ioshee

Hehe I like it. So in part two do we find out where the name "Spadey " came from?
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Jun 23 2003 12:45pm

FaT CaM
 - Ex-Student
 FaT CaM

intresting how you decided NOT to get laid by some cutie...

Jun 23 2003 06:12am

GremReaper
 - Student
 GremReaper

Nice bed time story. :D
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Jun 23 2003 02:03am

Mace Windu
 - Retired
 Mace Windu

lol
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Jun 22 2003 05:11pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

HeHe nice m8 nice

Jun 21 2003 09:09pm

SirBizNatch
 - Student
 SirBizNatch

hmmm....well i just kinda skimmed it..very long....looks good
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Jun 21 2003 03:20pm

Ruuk Haviser
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 Ruuk Haviser

Cute... Yeah, and what about all these cats?

-rh
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Jun 21 2003 02:16pm

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

where does the cat bit come in then?
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Jun 21 2003 10:00am

xAnAtOs
 - Student

lol nice one Acey ;)
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Jun 21 2003 09:56am

Darkwood
 - Student
 Darkwood

hehe, nice story :cool:
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Jun 21 2003 09:00am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

hehe cool :D

where did spadey come from then? :P
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Jun 21 2003 09:00am

KypNadon(AFK)
 - Ex-Student
 KypNadon(AFK)

okies
COOL
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Jun 21 2003 08:28am

Luke Skywalker
 - Student
 Luke Skywalker

Lol, Insteresting dude :P
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