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Jul 18 2003 12:21pm

Flamori Athena
 - Student
Flamori Athena
I have no RL (TM) at all. For the past two hours I have been just sitting here, doing absolutely nothing, too lazy to even go onto the servers, and I can feel my life passing me by. Just sitting here, too lazy to get up and turn on the lights, reading mature-rated fanfics, listening to Winamp, holding three conversations at once, all on MSN, hitting the refresh button every few seconds just to see if someone has made a post I can reply to, and checking my profile every other minute. Is this what they mean by no RL(TM)? My mind is dead, and I'm just waiting for the rest of my body to catch up with it. Way.....bleah. SO bored, but too lazy to move.
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Jul 24 2003 10:58pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

Books > School

A combination of above-average literacy and excellent social skills makes you 1337 IRL. You won't actually need any talent or abilities to get you through life if ya got those two things under your belt.
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Jul 24 2003 10:04pm

crazy_hacker
 - Ex-Student
 crazy_hacker

i would rather stay in my room, doing nothing but computer and ps2,and read some books that r pretty cool, than go to school. yes, i know without school, we probably wouldnt even have computers, that doesnt mean i have to go to it or like it
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Jul 24 2003 03:02pm

Carve
 - Student
 Carve

Haha, Chicka said stimulating.
Y'know what's cool? BIKING! Y'know what isn't cool? WORKING! Combine them and waddya got?
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Dunno.
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Jul 24 2003 02:57pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

I AM enjoying it.... if I had to go to school I couldn't sit here all day long, could I? :)

Jul 24 2003 02:33pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

u don't deserve a lol Jacen... u deserve a ~=-L-O-L-=~ !!!!!!!

the strange thing is that during school i got a RL™, and my classm8s don't (their studying all the time). However i'm the one with the top grade!!! On the contrary during vacations i don't got no real life and my classm8s do :P

i think that having no RL™ during summer is NUTS!!! u gotta enjoy ur time outta school m8! And too bad i'm not doing it because of UKW!!! dammit :mad:
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This comment was edited by _cmad_ on Jul 24 2003 02:33pm.

Jul 24 2003 02:01pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Yes, I know it. For 10 hours (every day) I only leave my room to go to the bathroom and get food.

Jul 24 2003 01:57pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

Jacen, d'u know how long 4-5 days in the same room with ur PC means? :P not in the house! in my room! :D
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Jul 24 2003 01:53pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Only 4-5 days? That's not much.

Jul 24 2003 01:45pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

The last few days, I too do not have a RL™... I've been sitting in front of my monitor trying to find someone's e-mail address, filling a someone close to him/her with BS to gimme that e-mail address, playing JK2 alone in MP, talking in IRC and in TS (since yesterday)... If my dad hadn't taken it seriously and take me to beach 2 days ago) to get myself a tan i would've been stuck in here for 4-5 continuous days...

i think i deserve to be a No RL™ member... :P
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Jul 24 2003 01:26pm

Muad'dib
 - Student
 Muad'dib

So I did a little research on this "RL™" (over the internet, of course) and I found out alot of stuff that really doesn't get me too excited. It is, as I suspected, some manner of MMORPG, but the weapons spawn points are few and far between enough that it would be almost rediculous to go that far out of your way. The only somewhat convenient way to get a weapon with a reasonable damage/speed rating is if you join a faction, but they all seem to be fairly uptight. Another thing I don't like about it is the perma-death thing. You die in the game and thats it. You lose your whole character, all your items, cash, and saved info. The game designers really goofed on that part. Why does anyone play this game? Where, at the drop of a hat you could lose 6 months+ of character work? I mean, it does have a fairly good stability history, no cross-platform bugs and a variety of complex social structures for the players. The thing that gives me pause is the update history; it rarely ever gets patched, there hasn't been a new version in God knows how long (which is not to say the graphics are sagging, they're not at all ;)) and there is no listed tech support info. Frankly I think the company that put this RL™ thing together needs to scrap the whole project start from scratch.;)
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No. It's because I love you"
Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none.
I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES!


Jul 22 2003 06:30pm

Ale'Velkyrii
 - Student
 Ale'Velkyrii

I've heard something about RL(tm) as well. The graphics look a little TOO realistic. The physics are great, but whos idea was it to have such restrictive gravity? I can't run on the walls like I want. :( Who had the lousy idea of wait gain, anyway? In my opinion, I think the server needs to do a reset on the whole system; wipe the place clean. Things are getting buggier and buggier.

(ROTFLMAO MUAD'DIB! LOL!!!)
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Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. :P
Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin.
I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. :D


Jul 22 2003 07:36am

Muad'dib
 - Student
 Muad'dib

whats an a RL™? is that like Galaxies? I think my sister's told me about one of those once... It has a big blue thing when you mouse-look up right? I think I saw one of those things the other day when I went into the kitchen. It looked pretty boring, I couldn't see a weapons depot, but maybe the angle was wrong for that. Nice graphics though; this thing went by that looked like a landspeeder, but with these round things on the ground. It looked totally realistic. The framerate was pretty poor though, and there's no headphone jack; probably made by Nintendo, right? Well I'll wait for a few patces before I try it.
Also, Chika: When one has the internet there is almost no end to the amount of Self-stimulation possible. :P
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"It's because I love you.
No. It's because I love you"
Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none.
I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES!


Jul 22 2003 07:04am

Chicka
 - Ex-Student
 Chicka

You guys need to get out of the house.

That or read a book or something, at least your semi-stimulating yourself.

Jul 21 2003 05:31pm

crazy_hacker
 - Ex-Student
 crazy_hacker

kind of like me, but when school starts.......:mad:
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if at first you dont succeed, try and try again. if you still dont succeed, youve just wasted a whole lot of time trying something you just cant do:)

Jul 19 2003 11:44am

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

I was slumped across the table hitting the keyboard one letter at a time...it took me like half an hour.
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Jul 19 2003 05:24am

Mune
 - Student
 Mune

Jeez, Flamori... that sounds like my life, except with AIM instead of MSN....
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Jul 19 2003 12:16am

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

You actually found the energy to type a quite long post Flamori ;)
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Jul 18 2003 05:42pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

I must be the president of this club! I have only 2 friends in RL™. When I'm not working I'm sitting in front of my computer. Luckily(sort of), I work a lot and it helps keep the boredom at bay. Plus I make money at it.


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Jul 18 2003 03:55pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Faded, I am greatly disappointed with you. You'll have to prove yourself to continue in the club. :/

Jul 18 2003 03:43pm

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

i try not to have a RL™. but the desire for money and toys has got the best of me. i have a job...

Jul 18 2003 03:03pm

Kueller
 - Student
 Kueller

*hands Flamori the clubpass for people with no RL*
WELCOME TO THE CLUB. You just got yourself free membership with this topic.
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Jul 18 2003 02:40pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

No, you're thinking of "mall", the name for ebay v1.4......

Jul 18 2003 12:34pm

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

What's a supermarket? Is that like, an upgraded kind of ebay?
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Jul 18 2003 12:33pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

You better get yourself an RL™. I hear you can buy those at supermarkets....

Jul 18 2003 12:22pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Welcome to the club.

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