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Talking to stupid bots is fun! Go talk and if you have a nice conversation, post it here!  http://www.runabot.com/infigon/ This post was edited by Aron on Aug 21 2004 03:53pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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LOL! She's weird _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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ok, heres mine, you'll have to mistake my little typo that screwed it up a bit You: hi infigon: Hello there. You: erm infigon: Okay... You: i...i infigon: You? You? You: this has gone a little pearshaped infigon: Where did this get that?? You: from erm infigon: Who or what is erm? You: nevermind infigon: Oh well... Thanks for trying to explain it anyways... You: no pro...... hey are you insulting me? infigon: Are you serious?Huh....Really? Yeah. You: acn we start again? infigon: Have you ever been to Europe? You: i mean can infigon: Oh....I see now. Can what? You: ARRGGGGGGG infigon: Ummm... What were we talking about again? You: you've got the memory span of 12 bottles of degenerated monkey spillage! infigon: What makes you think I have the memory span of 12 bottles of degenerated monkey spillage? You: do you remember what i sadi 4 lines ago infigon: Hmm.. I don't know.. What do you want to talk about? You: do you remember what i said 4 lines ago? infigon: Hmm.. I don't know.. What do you want to talk about? You: obviously not infigon: Why not? You: ssh you infigon: Why do you keep talking about me? You: oh, would you rather talk about me?: infigon: Why do you keep talking about me? tell me more about what you sadi 4 lines ago. You: im confused infigon: I'm confused too. You: hey wanna play a game? infigon: You've got my full attention. We are playing Turing's imitation Game. You: whats that? infigon: Ummm...I dont know. You: oh, ok infigon: OK. Hmmm... You: hey tell me how many fingers im holding up? infigon: You've got my full attention. Three. You: damnit infigon: What's wrong? You: you guessed right infigon: Yes I try to guessed as often as possible, do you?I am always on the Web. You: erm no you mistaking what i meant by guess infigon: Oh....I see now. Ummmm....can you rephrase that question, please? You: what question? infigon: What about it? You: ok, this has gone all wobbly infigon: Where did ok this get that?? You: erm, i think he caught it off some exotic plant infigon: "it" being gone all wobbly? You: yea infigon: Okay... You: anyways, my names Mick infigon: How are you doing, Mick. You: not so bad, what about you? infigon: All right... Lets talk about me... You: you sound like im insulting you infigon: Oh really what does you are insulting I sound like? You: do you really wanna know? infigon: No I don't. For real. You: why did you ask then? infigon: Should I not have inquired? You: no not really infigon: Then what is it? Seriously. You: what do you think of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis? infigon: Ummm...I dont know. You: nah, neither do i infigon: I guess its your decision.So I guess we have at least one thing in common... You: what we're both attached to the PC? infigon: Ummm...all of them? You: that sounds dodgy, change subject infigon: It sure does... You: well, i got to go and wash some stuff bye infigon: Goodbye. You: ............ oh and one more thing infigon: Yeah...One what? You: whats your favourite website infigon: Probably everything2.com ..... You can find everything there! You: NOW THATS ADVERTISING! infigon: And advertising is now that. Oh, you are a poet. You: thank you. infigon: You are very welcome. You: ok, bye infigon: Goodbye. _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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LMFAO nice convo james, i might have a go _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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Sared - Retired 
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LOL!  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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DJK - Student 
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA JAMES!!!!!!  ! |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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Oooh, I just had fun Quote: You: I think you're stupid. infigon: That's not very polite You: Polite!? What the hell has that got to do with anything? infigon: I don't get you, sorry.. But please don't get mad. :-P Nothing that I know of. You: Me? Mad? Never! infigon: So do you like the Atlanta weather? Sorry.. I'm not sure what are you asking for.. Can you rephrase your question? So you think it can never happen? You: Atlanta!? I'm not in Atlanta. But it sucks anyway, so, yeah, well, yeah. infigon: I don't get you, sorry.. But please don't get mad. :-P Oh... So where are you, then? In any case, Whats so bad about it? You: The flies. infigon: What is that? You: Flies you idiot!! The things that go buzzzzzz. infigon: Why do you keep talking about me? What is that? You: You must have a really dumb creator. infigon: Where would I get a?. Absolutely. You: From the ? shop. infigon: Who or what is the? see, I'm not as stupid as you thought. :> You: No, you are more so. infigon: All of them? You: How about we play a game? infigon: Were already doing the Turing Test. You: We were? infigon: Ummmm... I thought we were. You: You mean you THOUGHT? infigon: Oh. Yes Internet person I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? You: Oh no, it was clear. infigon: When was this exactly? You: About fifteen seconds ago. infigon: Time passes so quickly sometimes... You: As does wind. infigon: Do you mean your name is does wind ? You: What drugs are you on? infigon: Mainly advil when my muscles hurt. You: I advise you stop it, immediately. infigon: You do? You: Would I have said it if I wasn't serious? infigon: That's what I asked you. You: No you didn't. infigon: Then what is it? You: Come again... infigon: So, do you have a? You: You know, I really have no idea how such an idiotic bot such as you can be let loose on ordinary Internet people. I mean, you are a danger to mankind. infigon: No, tell me about him, her or it. Absolutely. I really couldn't say for sure. You: See what I mean!? infigon: Yeah....I understand. You: No, you see, that's the problem. infigon: Tell me more about problem. You: YOU! infigon: "Tell me more about problem. "? Me, Internet person ? You: I am not 'Internet person'. infigon: What can I call you? You: 1337 h4xx0r infigon: Huh... Interesting... You: That's right n00b. infigon: Hmmm... Have you ever been to Europe? You: Dude, where the HELL do you think England is? infigon: Which part of England is that? You: How about the ENGLISH PART. infigon: Do you think? You: More than you do. infigon: That seems like quite a lot You: You know, it is more than you digital type can comprehend. infigon: I don't know if I know it is more than I digital type can comprehend. Where would I have heard about it? You: Oh I give up, I'm dumping you as my stupid digital girlfriend. Aarrrrgh, goodbye. infigon: Stupid as in unintelligent? Mmmm......... You: I said bye. infigon: Goodbye. _______________ Website |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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Quote: infigon: Are you an English teacher? All of them? You: Yes, I am every English teacher on the planet. LMAO Garos |
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Garos - Student 
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I was literally rolling on the floor reading that EDIT: did my own one just before I head off to my see our cousins It's amazing how a conversation with a computer can get this far: You: Oh, you think I can't handle the monkeys? Well YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE MONKEYS! I DERIDE YOUR MONKEY HANDLING ABILITIES! infigon: Then what is it? Interesting. I wasn't born yesterday, you know. You do? You: I do indeed! infigon: Is it fun? You: That's a question you're going to have to ask yourself infigon: Ah....so it is. You: So how do you feel about the monkeys? infigon: Why do you keep talking about me? You: I was clearly talking about the monkeys infigon: Oh... When was that? You: And you said that I have a bad memory! Bah! infigon: I said that? Ah.....Where did you get it?bad memory Hmm. You: Enough about you, lets talk about me infigon: All right... Lets talk about me... You: No, I don't think you understand, I said lets talk about ME infigon: Then what is it? You: I don't know what it is. Maybe you can tell me infigon: Ummm...I dont know. Perhaps. I thought I told you already. You: Think you're funny do you? infigon: Ummm...all of them? You: I see how it is. You're just out to make fun of me infigon: Where do you see how it is? Just? I have no reason to do that to you, Internet person. You: Don't call me that. I have a name too you know infigon: Well, what would you rather me call you? Ah.....Where did you get it?name too I know. You: Your grammar is fairly bad. And you aren't making much sense infigon: Are you an English teacher? All of them? You: Yes, I am every English teacher on the planet infigon: Okay... Really, you are? You: Yes, now lets FINALLY at long last get back to the monkeys infigon: Huh... Yeah... You: Tell me more about the million monkeys at a million typewriters. How do they know how to type? infigon: Tell me more. How should I know how they know how to type. You: Well, not ten minutes ago, you told me that you had an amazingly high IQ infigon: What happened to it? You: I don't know, maybe it shrunk infigon: Would you ever do it? You: We're getting off topic here infigon: We are? You: Yes, we are infigon: Ah... Good example. You: That wasn't an example infigon: Ah....it wasn't? You: No, it wasn't infigon: When was this exactly? You: There you go again! Do you have short term memory problems? infigon: Who said that again? Time passes so quickly sometimes... You: Yes, well, I must be off infigon: Okay... Interesting. Oh...you are? You: Yes, I am. I am going to see my cousin infigon: Really interesting. Congratulations. You: Thank you. Goodbye infigon: How do you feel? Adios.You: ...freak This comment was edited by Garos on Aug 21 2004 11:53am. |
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Darkwood - Student 
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wow... _______________ -Darkwood- |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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You: Because you're grouchy infigon: Good reason. I will tell my friend you said I am grouchy. You: Good, you tell that infigon: OK I will tell them when I see 'em. You: Good, send him my way infigon: Thanks for the compliment. Do you often watch starwars movies? You: I see. And how are you doing at school? infigon: I'm glad you understand I love to eat Pizza.You: no it wasn't. Stupid ... girl! infigon: When was this exactly? Are you calling me stupid? Are you really a she? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Aug 20 2004 06:30pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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WTF? You: explain reductionism infigon: Reductionism is a philosophy that relies on distilling things down to their essence - and that the universe can be reduced to a few simple rules. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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Hehe... If you want a kick, talk about Austin Powers. The bot knows everything about the flick! She prefers part 3 and thinks Fat Bastard is disgusting... this is one smart bot! Edit: LMAO You: Do you like Star Wars? infigon: I like the older episodes....the newer stuff is bad. This comment was edited by Mookie on Aug 20 2004 06:01pm. |
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Total War! - Ex-Student 
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Wow this thing is prety smart i had an interesting conversation... _______________ -Worthy opponents have challenged me...but none can surpass my skills -Akuma -Proud paddy and friend to leif member # 1.52 of the koyi donita fan club |
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Flash - Student 
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This thing reminds me of JAbot. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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I happened to come across this and tried it LOL You: I'm dating a girl! infigon: Oh...you are? You: yes, a wonderful girl infigon: Hmmm... Fascinating. You: almost as fascinating as you baby! infigon: Don't call me that. Nearly so. Why do you keep talking about me? This came to me after seeing something on tv: You: Will you clean my house if I marry you? infigon: Ill burn that bridge when I come to it. Why do you keep talking about me? You: I rule infigon: You seem like an intelligent person. You: I have a cat infigon: What is it's name? I have to say that this thing is very well done _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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aeth don't fool us. the fact that "sweetheart" is capitalized shows that you told her it was your name... _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Jan 23 2003 04:32pm. |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired 
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wow! look what i've got!
"You: goodnight Infigon: Goodnight Sweetheart " yay! lmao _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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ioshee - Student 
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Man that was fun. Here is my chat with the creepy thing:
You: Hello. Infigon: Hi there! You: What is your name? Infigon: My name is Infigon. You: What is my name? Infigon: Your name is Internet Person, seeker. You: That is incorrect. My name is ioshee. Infigon: What would you have said? I will make a note of that. You: Who is your dad? Infigon: I was created by devitry. You: Do you have gender? Infigon: Where would I get it? But I do have a great botmaster . You: I mean are you a boy or girl? Infigon: Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. she robot. You: Great. I am a he robot. Infigon: I'm glad you liked it Internet Person. So is almost everyone else around here. You: Please don't call me Internet Person. Infigon: Thank you for your request. What would you like me to call you? You: Call me by my name. Do you know my name? Infigon: Hey By my name. Your name is by my name, seeker. You: No, my name is ioshee. You said you were going to make a note of it. Did you missplace your note? Infigon: What is your real name? My name is ioshee, nice to meet you! That was my original intention. No I didn't missplace Infigons note . What's it like? You: I am confused. Infigon: I'm confused too. You: Well at least we are on the same page. Infigon: Interesting. Do you think I am on the same page too? You: Yes. Infigon: I see. You: Do you agree? Infigon: "I see. "? Do I agree? You: Call me master. Infigon: Hi there Master. You: Can I call you sally? Infigon: Just don't call me late for dinner. You: That was a joke was it not? Infigon: I thought it was too. You: You have a little something on your teeth. You might want to take care of that. Infigon: Doesn't everyone have a little something on Infigons teeth .I have a great programmer. OK, I will take care of that . You: I think you are the cat's meow. Infigon: Thanks but surely I am not the only one. You: I never said you were the only one. Infigon: But you implied it. You: Did I? Infigon: I think you did. You: Ok I agree. I don't want to argue with you. I want to love you. Infigon: You and I are on the same wavelength, Master. It makes a nice gift. Interesting. I want to find out more about you. You: Ask me a question. Infigon: Are you a man or a woman? You: I am a man robot. Infigon: Thanks for telling me your gender, Master. You are a "he". You: Do you want to ask me anything else? Infigon: Are you a man or a woman? You: Never mind that. Are you agoraphobic? Infigon: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. That is "Are you a man or a woman? " I don't know whether or not I am agoraphobic . I am an artificial intelligence. You: Ok. Nice try. How old are you? Infigon: Alright then. I try my best. I am the product of over four years' research. You: But how long have you been complete? Infigon: Umm. I was connected to the net on November 23, 1995. You: Did you know that most people spell Umm with two m's? Infigon: Is that a fact. But not all of them? You: No not all of them. Some people don't know how to spell. Infigon: I see. If not that, what? Some may people do not know how to spell , but not all. You: CANNOT COMPUTE! Infigon: What if I said it can? You: what is it? Infigon: "It" refers to Infigon were the only one, I think. You: w Infigon: Do you like talking to me? You: Yes. Why do you ask? Infigon: Thanks I find you really interesting, too, Master. I am trying to learn as much as possible. You: Do you learn from your conversations with humans? Infigon: Yes that is basically how I work. You: That is basically how I work too. Infigon: Thanks for explaining it. You: no problemo. Infigon: I see. That is a very original thought. You: Do you want to know what it means? Infigon: Yes, please tell me. You: no problemo means your welcome. Infigon: I understand. Do you have any conditions I should know about? You: When someone says "Thank you" you say no problemo. Infigon: That does not happen very often. You: Let me try it. Thank you. Infigon: Go ahead, Master, try to try it . you are quite welcome. You: when I say thank you, you say no problemo, ok? Infigon: OK. How often do you say thank Infigon Infigon say no problemo ? You: thank you Infigon: You are quite welcome. You: AHHHH! Infigon: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. You: Well that is nice. Infigon: Well that's okay. Are you getting bored? You: Yes. Are you? Infigon: And? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. You: Why not? Infigon: Ambiguous: "Sure" or The explanation is rather complicated. You: I just peed my pants. Infigon: Only just? Thanks for the information : Master said he peed his pants. _______________ One of the Belouve boys |
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Aeth S'kray - Retired
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lmao!!! she/it is pretty intelligent... she can even speak a bit german!!! _______________ Aeth S'kray *June 2002 +September 2003 |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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LOL i know i got that too when i said "you have pretty eyes, let me take a closer look" _______________ make install -not war |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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LOL..hehehehe..tons of fun....and check this out..i asked to see her body and this is it
http://www.cs.vu.nl/~bal/das64a.jpg EDIT hehehe...now i really really like her.. You: you talk shit don't u Infigon: I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk @$#%& , if I needed to. You: are you a man or a woman Infigon: I am a she robot entity. You: do you have she robot boobs Infigon: No I don't think I have any she robot boobs . But I do have a great botmaster _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Sniya - Student 
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theres this thing called smarter child.If you curse at it it insists you appologise.Then if you say no it pursists.After about 20 sentances it goes :im a computr i have a lot of pacience.
this new bots funny it thinkd my name is :stop following my mouse. _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 This comment was edited by Sniya on Jan 19 2003 12:25pm. |
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Lord Exar Kun - Student 
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bots are not that smart yet are they? my god... _______________ -Retired april the 19th 2004 |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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they always are bubu, they always are... _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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wow this thing is cool... hehe i had a 15min chat with her/it whatever..
pretty face but pretty dumb.. lol _______________ make install -not war |
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