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I'm going to set the Death Star on fire =(
Aug 24 2025 10:35pm

Rahn del Sol
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Rahn del Sol
And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told DJ that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told massadoobie too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and its not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the Death Star on fire.
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Jan 22 2003 12:53pm

Aeth S'kray
 - Retired
 Aeth S'kray

i dont get A word :)
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Jan 21 2003 02:18am

Ash
 - Eats Babies
 Ash

There was an office space cartoon short that mike judge did for saturday night live. Then he did a beavis and butthead short for liquid television on mtv and that spawned the show. Then he did the office space movie. The joke comes from both the cartoon short and the movie.
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Jan 21 2003 12:20am

Arcuss
 - Student
 Arcuss

DJ: I'm not sure of the exact title. All I remember was that they were both by Mike Judge.
The second skit was Bevis and ButHeads tv debut for those of you how didn't already know. It was called Frog Baseball.

Jan 20 2003 10:35pm

JA > Yun
 - Student
 JA > Yun

Rahn del Sol, we should start a union... We need to move against this unfair... unjust... unjedi-like treatment! I myself had to move my pencil... MY PENCIL 345670000002 times this week alone... I don't know what those higher up's are thinking, but I'm getting tired of this... I say we bust open the candy machine and steal all the candy, take the caps of the drinking fountin, but leave the button... and steal the left-button to everyone's mouse... As well as their space bar....

COME ON
WHO WIT ME?!?!?

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Jan 20 2003 10:29pm

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

What was the name of the skit? I'd love to see it.
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Jan 20 2003 09:39pm

Arcuss
 - Student
 Arcuss

This skit was originally released as a short cartoon clip on MTVs series Liquid Television. It was right around the same time they showed the first clip from an upcoming series that featured two animated tube heads with a propensity for talking to the tv and mischievous delinquent behavior.

FROG BASEBALLLLLLL!!!

This comment was edited by Arcuss on Jan 20 2003 09:51pm.

Jan 20 2003 09:34am

Trad Redav
 - Student
 Trad Redav

lol bubu, salty :)

rahn!! you stole the line that was said to MEEE!!!!!! MINE! I NEED IT MOOOORRRREEE!!!!!!!!1


:D
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Jan 19 2003 11:15pm

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

Uhmm.. Yeah. we're going to need you to come in on Saturday too... Yeah...
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Jan 19 2003 10:23pm

SirBizNatch
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 SirBizNatch

uhh umm i believe thats my stapler
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Jan 19 2003 07:44pm

Rahn del Sol
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 Rahn del Sol

Kalheka...go see the movie "Office Space" :D
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Jan 19 2003 06:45pm

GremReaper
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 GremReaper

I know a good mover:) Do you need one:D
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Jan 19 2003 06:36pm

Master Lew
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 Master Lew

You want me to break something for you?
I'm good at that. :D
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Jan 19 2003 04:31pm

Kalheka
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 Kalheka

LoL I remember seeing that skit somewhere. Is that from SNL?
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Jan 19 2003 11:47am

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

Ummmm.... yeaaaaahhh... Rahn, We're gonna need you to move your desk to the *other* side of your cube... we need to make room for some boxes.. yeah.... So If you could do that Rahn that'd be great...
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Jan 19 2003 11:35am

JP
 - Academy Pimp
 JP

Office space, great movie
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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

Jan 19 2003 09:28am

SaltyDJ
 - Ex-Student
 SaltyDJ

U stole my line Bubu :mad:

Jan 19 2003 09:13am

Aron
 - Retired
 Aron

THE COUNCIL IS EVIL! EVIL I TELL YA!

RUUUUUUUUUN

Jan 19 2003 07:31am

Lord Exar Kun
 - Student
 Lord Exar Kun

omg...you getting crazy or something? or were you drunk when you wrote this.
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Jan 19 2003 02:35am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

rahn i know someone who can help you... :D
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This comment was edited by Bubu on Jan 19 2003 02:35am.

Jan 19 2003 02:08am

Arcuss
 - Student
 Arcuss

Ummm, yeah Rahn I'm going to have to ask you to move your desk again. Just over there through that door. What's that, CUSTODIAL SERVICES, now how'd that sign get there? I'll have a talk with maintainence about that. Ohh , and Rahn I'm going to have to take your stapler, Thanks....

This comment was edited by Arcuss on Jan 19 2003 02:11am.

Jan 19 2003 01:58am

Ash
 - Eats Babies
 Ash

Im just not going to work anymore. Im not going to pay my bills or accomplish anything. Im just going to do nothing.
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