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Aug 21 2003 10:09pm

Bubu
 - Hubbub
Bubu
Read the following conversation between a member of the Sith Order clan and one of our spies there, and prepare to laugh hard:

the names were changed to protect the idiots :P "moo" is our spy and "maeh" is the SO member. other names in the conversation have also been replaced. enjoy. and try not to crack a rib ;)

M00 says:
hi Maeh
Maeh says:
hey
M00 says:
how are you?

Maeh says:
good u
M00 says:
good
M00 says:
POs not dead just to tell you
Maeh says:
what?
M00 says:
yeah
M00 says:
monkey told me that elephants hardrive blew and he has to replace it
Maeh says:

M00 says:
also the guys are starting not to trust you dude
Maeh says:
meh.. Thats What dwarf Told me so.. yeah
Maeh says:
so u think i tried to get rid of PO? lol
M00 says:
lol I didn't even say that yet
M00 says:
LMAO

M00 says:
Plus I can't accuse you of anything
Maeh says:
exactly
M00 says:
I have no evidence
M00 says:
To tell you I thought about Joining the sith and Im going to make my decision
M00 says:
Ok i'll join
Maeh says:
did u talk to mofo?
M00 says:
no
Maeh says:
he's ur master is he not?
M00 says:
yes
M00 says:
but
M00 says:
I haven't seen him yet to talk to him
Maeh says:
talk to him
Maeh says:
and i can not let u join, i'm not high enough, i'll tell my master about u
Maeh says:
he'll come looking
Maeh says:
or should i tell him?
M00 says:
ok
Maeh says:
after u accuse me of destroying PO>
Maeh says:
?*
Maeh says:
hmm
M00 says:
Dude I thought you were a traitor sent by them to destroy
M00 says:
isn't it also sith nature is to destroy all who opose the sith
Maeh says:
yes so thats what i should come for u.. ur still a jedi
Maeh says:
mewhahha
Maeh says:
lol
M00 says:
lol
M00 says:
Fine then Want me to destroy you in front of your master?
Maeh says:
i'm not the same person i was a long time ago
Maeh says:
i'm alot better dueler than i was
M00 says:
So am i
Maeh says:
plus i fight ruthlessly if ur down i will attack
M00 says:
LMAO so
M00 says:
I will slay you you cowardice dog
Maeh says:
lol
Maeh says:
I'll kill Mr. punk crybaby and then we will see who will Slay who mewhhahha
Maeh says:
;p;
Maeh says:
lol
M00 says:
you think I fear you I think not
Maeh says:
U think i fear u, blah blah u know the rest
Maeh says:
lol
M00 says:
lol
M00 says:
We shall see
M00 says:
Want to settle this at JA then
Maeh says:
nope i cant
Maeh says:
i'll be kicked from the SO
M00 says:
lol
Maeh says:
i'm serious there are people everyone in the JA that are in the SO
Maeh says:
lol u'd be surprised at how many peeps are there
M00 says:
lol
M00 says:

Maeh says:
so i take it ur staying with PO then right?
M00 says:
maybe not
Maeh says:
cause u gave elephant ur Word
Maeh says:
lol
M00 says:
im going to follow my own destiny
Maeh says:
i'm gonna start a Sith academy soon
Maeh says:
and make it like the OS
Maeh says:
SO*
Maeh says:
i'm gonna deal it around the SO i'm in now. and the 1 in KOTOR
Maeh says:
your welcome to join me if u like
Maeh says:
but... only if u think ur stronge enough
M00 says:
I am strong enough
M00 says:
but I don't serve you
Maeh says:
i was thinking more along the line of u as SL, adn me as Apprentice
Maeh says:
cause i still know ur the better dueler
M00 says:
Who knows
Maeh says:
and then we'd be like Revan And Malik'
M00 says:
yeah the part where we'd betray each other
Maeh says:
hehe
M00 says:
the apprentice I always had was pooper
Maeh says:
cause what i am doing
Maeh says:
is
Maeh says:
TSA - The Sith Academy Ranks - Sith Adept, Sith, Sith Elder, Sith Trainer, Ancient Sith, Sith Master, Sith Lord
Maeh says:
or something like that
M00 says:
no thanks
Maeh says:
what?
M00 says:
No thanks
M00 says:
*force Pushes him back*
Maeh says:
eh? what? No Thanks what did i ask u?
M00 says:
about you making your own clan
Maeh says:
it's not a clan Lance
Maeh says:
just to tell u
M00 says:
or whatever
M00 says:
I can tell where this is going now
Maeh says:
sure go ahead
Maeh says:
where is this going?
M00 says:
you want to be as strong as me so you'd have all the glory and power of the sith
M00 says:
you'd know i'd kill your master in return if I join so you'd become stronger when your my aprentice
Maeh says:
lol
Maeh says:
U cant kill my master lance, trust me
M00 says:
I will try
Maeh says:
lol but u will fail
M00 says:
No I won't
Maeh says:
lol sure ok, lol
M00 says:
lol
Maeh says:
err.. u think this is normal dueling not with the mod we use tho
M00 says:
Of course not
M00 says:
sorry to sound like a brat
M00 says:
but I have been becoming stronger
Maeh says:
haven't we all... err ur staying with PO right? causei know u wont break a promise to prod
M00 says:
Sigh Fine I might as well tell you
M00 says:
I have been investigating and finding out what your freaken up too
Maeh says:
k? and?
M00 says:
to find out info to see if your planning something chaotic
Maeh says:
hmmm and?
M00 says:
and to converm my vision
M00 says:
conferm my vision i mean
Maeh says:
k.. and?
M00 says:
thats all
Maeh says:
and did u find anything
Maeh says:
?
M00 says:
no
M00 says:
but I still have a strong feeling the the SO is going to start a war
Maeh says:
ur smarter than u look
Maeh says:
wll
Maeh says:
i never seen u
Maeh says:
so i dont know what u look like
Maeh says:
so i should say.. ur smarter than i think u are
Maeh says:
lol
M00 says:
lol
Maeh says:
and ur right
M00 says:
Heh my visions right
M00 says:
and the rest of my vision is that a jedi will confront the dark lord
M00 says:
but the rest is clouded
Maeh says:
err.. thats parts wronge
Maeh says:
u want me to tell u everything
Maeh says:
?
M00 says:
yes
M00 says:
I feel that my destiny is drawing near
Maeh says:
Ok We are Almost ready too a few more weeks mabey
Maeh says:
ok
Maeh says:
Listen dont talk
Maeh says:
the SO is planing to start a war against the JA
Maeh says:
we are building up all kinds of people to fight against the
Maeh says:
them*
Maeh says:
from what i see in the duels
Maeh says:
of other sith
Maeh says:
we have a pritty good chance at winning to
M00 says:
ambushing the academy when no one knows
M00 says:
pretty clever
Maeh says:
right
Maeh says:
i'm moer than a sith too
Maeh says:
I'm 1 of the stratgeic members
M00 says:
I have battle meditation
Maeh says:
Dude i'm serious
Maeh says:
soo shhh
M00 says:
ok
Maeh says:
it'll be choasis in the JA
Maeh says:
for a long time
Maeh says:
we will ambush people when their training
Maeh says:
in training class's
Maeh says:
etc. etc.
Maeh says:
so no one will be able to train, and all that kinda shit
M00 says:
your going to feed them the passwords and stuff
Maeh says:
exactly
Maeh says:
And we have a few peeps in there and their high class too so.. u better watch out
M00 says:
lol I also had a vision about what will happen to you
M00 says:
your going to die the day they attack
Maeh says:
dude
Maeh says:
how am i gonan die
Maeh says:
lol
M00 says:
durring the attack a few JACS take out serveral fronts but they are still being overwhelmed but the fronts
M00 says:
you were sent to fight in the front lines
M00 says:
next thing I know it you were ambushed by 2 jedi that ended up killing you
M00 says:
and thats all about my vision
Maeh says:
er.. were gonna raid the JA soon i hope ur in it
Maeh says:
and Windu too
Maeh says:
and punk and u will see how they will fall
M00 says:
mofo Will never betray the light
Maeh says:
i didn't mean that
Maeh says:
i meant he'd die
Maeh says:
he'll get killed by 1 of us and then that'll show u he's no so good after all
M00 says:
But Still I carry The gift of battle meditation
Maeh says:
Dammit m00 i'm serious were gonna crash all the JA servers
M00 says:
Im searious too
M00 says:
how did I see the attack comming?
Maeh says:
u have no batlle meditation
M00 says:
How?
Maeh says:
cause i told u really
Maeh says:
if u never knew about the SO
Maeh says:
u wouldn't know
M00 says:
but I did see it comming to this
Maeh says:
it was ovious
Maeh says:
i think are SL is replaying the days of SW with vader and luke
M00 says:
LMAO
M00 says:
does he think thats really going to help?
M00 says:
I know all of punks dueling tatics and combos
M00 says:
that goes for mofos as well
Maeh says:
er.. ok
Maeh says:
lol
M00 says:
thats why im also stronger I learned them
Maeh says:
but i dont think i can be in it
Maeh says:
Cause my Jk2 always causes errors
Maeh says:
JK2MP.exe has caused an error
M00 says:
oh
M00 says:
then reinstall the game then
Maeh says:
doesn't help
M00 says:
I just remembered SO still has to get past Jake Kainite LOl
Maeh says:
lol
Maeh says:
yeah.. get passed him.. he he
Maeh says:
do u know hwta the funny thing is?
Maeh says:
i can call off the whole attack if i felt like it
M00 says:
then do it
M00 says:
I don't think you'd want to destroy your own friend
Maeh says:
er...
M00 says:
your willing to destroy your own friends in exchange for Power
Maeh says:
er.. mabey
Maeh says:
lol

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This post was edited by Bubu on Aug 21 2003 10:09pm.

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Aug 22 2003 09:06am

Darkwood
 - Student
 Darkwood

lmao at this thread :P
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-Darkwood-

Aug 22 2003 08:44am

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

ok... i don't know who they r but... ANOTHER Sith Academy???????!!!!!!!

gah... and lol... their ranks stink... lol... Sith Adept, Sith, Sith Trainer (NO SUCH THING SO, LOL!), Ancient Sith, Sith Master... LOL. what kinda ranks r those... mostly, where is the Sith Order rank? they don't know shit about the Sith... ;)

NO OFFENSE
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Aug 22 2003 08:01am

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

ahem. *slaps JAcen away from the stick* If you want a job done, get a man. If you want a job done right, have a woman do it. *grabs the stick* Now, let them come to me....
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Aug 22 2003 07:25am

Luke Skywalker
 - Student
 Luke Skywalker

Oh my god, lmao, this is so lame.

Right, well I highly doubt they'll be getting anywhere. I believe everyone here would be ready to fend these "children" right off. The JA 14 Yr Old has spoken.

*prepares to take amkickban out for one hell of a spin* :P
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Aug 22 2003 05:40am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

HOLY CRAP!!! ITS THE MOLE MEN FROM OUT OF SPACE!!! THIS WHOLE THING HAS BEEN ORCHESTRATED BY RED HERRING!!! NOOOO!!!!
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Aug 22 2003 04:26am

YinYang
 - Ex-Student
 YinYang

WOW lol this is a funny little tale there
obviously they believe that we come here for nothing lol
training meens getting better so if they were to try ne thing they probably get OWNED so the correct term is PWN :P I REALY hope they try sumthin so stupid
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Aug 22 2003 03:41am

Mune
 - Student
 Mune

Um... I don't know if I was supposed to grab me shotgun, roll my eyes, laugh, or grab a piece of cheese and watch people constantly get kicked by watching Jedi Live.

Well, uh... yeah. I think I am going to get that cheese... Crazy ideas.
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Aug 22 2003 03:19am

Mace Windu
 - Retired
 Mace Windu

LOL this thread amused me so much, it actually made my day a bit better LOL.
:P
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-Mace Windu
"When a fool says something foolish, do not answer the fool." -Windu

To Vladarion, though I know you are in a better place - it makes me shake to think that you are not awake - when I think about you it makes me smile - i know you have gone into the clouds to head for heavens gates - you have changed my life - in an incredible way - and so I say thank you - may you rest in peace


Aug 22 2003 03:17am

Mace Windu
 - Retired
 Mace Windu

hahaha Jello, thats not even funny man :D:P
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-Mace Windu
"When a fool says something foolish, do not answer the fool." -Windu

To Vladarion, though I know you are in a better place - it makes me shake to think that you are not awake - when I think about you it makes me smile - i know you have gone into the clouds to head for heavens gates - you have changed my life - in an incredible way - and so I say thank you - may you rest in peace


Aug 22 2003 02:55am

JP
 - Academy Pimp
 JP

LMAO!!@ JACEN!!! i guess ill have 2 steal my gf's tiger g-string and her cheerleading pom poms
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Aug 22 2003 01:42am

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

Hmmm... I think windu might have something to do with this :P hehe jk
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Aug 22 2003 01:32am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

ROFL @ Jacen...

but, correction: the age range is more like 9 to 60. yep. believe it or not ;)
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make install -not war

Aug 22 2003 01:16am

JAcen LW Solo
 - Retired
 JAcen LW Solo

Ermm well yeah they can't be worse then me, **/me grabs the JAC stick ** I'll be taking the 1st 100 please.You guys go have a coffe or something I'll call you when I need back up.

Hehehe now seriously this little story amused me. M00 looks like he is just playing the scene in order to extract the info. I say he will make a good cop someday.

Now the other poor fella, Maeh, just needs to get out a bit more and stay off the sugar and he will be ok. So if you ever meet him don't give him an hard time.

Remember the age range here goes from 12 to 50 so keep that in mind when you judge someone.

If any of this moves from a funny conversation to some more serious business please report it to a staff member and things will be taken care.

Don't fight back, don't lame back, don't insult back. That's not how things are taken care around here. :)

On a simillar note I heard that the Crossdresser Dwarfs from Guam are planing an attack on the JA. I'm sliping that to Sunday between the invasion of the Martian cows on Saturday and the Blonde Lando plague on Monday.

So be sure to to show up at the server using a tiger skin g-string and some poms poms to fight the nice Dwarfs.
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This comment was edited by JAcen LW Solo on Aug 22 2003 01:17am.

Aug 22 2003 12:58am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

i knew this would work.

carry on people ;)
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make install -not war

Aug 22 2003 12:50am

Lancer007
 - Student
 Lancer007

Sorry but the freaken war is Off and my friend Quited the sith order and decided to rejoin JA.

Aug 22 2003 12:22am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

woah. Heavy drama!!!! Im ready!! SLEEP!!!!!!! SLEEP!!!! AND KICK!!!!!!!!!!!! Luke and mace can probably take them all down anyway. :)
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Aug 22 2003 12:13am

Jaiko D'Kana
 - Student
 Jaiko D'Kana

Bring em on i say......send em to me...i wanna piece :mad:
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Aug 21 2003 11:58pm

Mace Windu
 - Retired
 Mace Windu

WTF?? I PROMISE TO GOD I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS....PO was a former clan I was in with these so called MOO and Maeh. That was a long time ago. I would never do such a thing and I know that they will never get away with something like that, just jksleep them BOOM :P.

I REPEAT, I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS.
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-Mace Windu
"When a fool says something foolish, do not answer the fool." -Windu

To Vladarion, though I know you are in a better place - it makes me shake to think that you are not awake - when I think about you it makes me smile - i know you have gone into the clouds to head for heavens gates - you have changed my life - in an incredible way - and so I say thank you - may you rest in peace


Aug 21 2003 11:00pm

 
 - Student

Visions? Destiny? What a douchebag. Bring 'em on, I say.

Aug 21 2003 10:44pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

ya... and also we have what 3000 students and we controll the servers.... also these two guys seem like idiots to begin with.... but owell

here ive got a plan... we are going to al logonto their servers at the same time nd start doing masive explosions untill the bandwith is so high the server crashes!!!! :P:D;):)
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Aug 21 2003 10:35pm

Rainer
 - Student

How would a war take place anywho? If people are disturbing the peace on the JA servers can't they just be kicked?
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Aug 21 2003 10:28pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

oh no, the SO are attacking! geez, let em come. They can't be any worse than jacen, right?:P
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Aug 21 2003 10:23pm

Rogue
 - Student
 Rogue

OMG!!! Double the classes! Improve your training! This is out chance to crush them atlast!
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Aug 21 2003 10:18pm

aph3x
 - Retired
 aph3x

what the? thats dumb.

Aug 21 2003 10:12pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

SPAM !!!! :P

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