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Funniest Star Wars Quotes...
Sep 13 2003 10:03pm

Battlin' Billy
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Battlin' Billy
There are some very funny lines in the Star Wars movies. Which ones do you like?

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Nov 20 2003 03:36pm

Sindweller
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man...you all makes me laugh~!!!!!!


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Nov 18 2003 06:55pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

Han Solo: "... a Jedi Knight?? Luke's crazy. He can't even take care of himself
Let stand rescue someone"
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Nov 18 2003 06:07pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

Han Solo: "Boba Fett? Were? "
*Turns around with stick in his hand*
*Hits Boba's Jetpack and Boba flies away*

Nov 18 2003 04:17pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

"Patience, for it is time for the Jedi to eat as wel"
-- Yoda, ESB
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Nov 17 2003 05:09am

Vicious
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 Vicious

Yoda: Looking? Found someone you have, hmmmm hmm hmm hmm!

I laugh wicked hard not just at the words but at his tone.
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Nov 16 2003 08:43pm

Silent Whisper
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 Silent Whisper

Ep2:

Anakin:"We heard your call and came to rescue you."
Kenobi: *looks up at chains then down* "Good job..."
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Nov 16 2003 06:02pm

koushka
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 koushka

Scene: ESB one of the many precarious scenes between Han and Leia only this time Chewy was there :)

Han: Laugh it up fuzzball!
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Nov 15 2003 10:11pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

This is not from StarWars itself, but it is from one of the many parodies:

Darth: Luke, I am your father...
... and that's your sister...
So get off her!!!

Laughed like hell, when I first saw that
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Nov 15 2003 09:48pm

VirusD
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 VirusD

darth: I AM UR FATHER

Lol i laugh like hell every time i see that:D
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Nov 15 2003 09:04pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

Good one Ulic :)

I always liked:
There is one! Set your blasters for stun
-- Stormtrooper

When they shoot Leia
So... if they are ever in a war...
are they going to give commands for acting?:)
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Nov 15 2003 05:36pm

koushka
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 koushka

You Rebel Scum!
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Nov 15 2003 05:11am

Ulic Belouve
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 Ulic Belouve

I remember seeing this in theatre, I will add the line said by an audience member. My apologies if the lines are not exact.

Vader: My son is among them
Emperor: How can you be so sure?
Vader: I have....FELT him
Audience member: YOU SICK BASTARD!!!!
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Nov 07 2003 04:33pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

Padme: My My Anakin you've grown.

Anakin: You too.
Anakin: More beautiful I mean.
Anakin: For a senator I mean.

Really that's so dumb, thinking it's a Jedi Wannabe saying that :P

Nov 07 2003 03:09am

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

From EpII:

Obiwan to Anakin;
"Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?"

If you don't get it, think back to Ep IV...

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Oct 29 2003 08:23pm

Demon
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 Demon

EP II
C-3PO: "I'm scrap." or "Die Jedi dogs!"
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Oct 29 2003 07:26pm

Vasper Ba'xian
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 Vasper Ba'xian

Ep.II
"Lost a planet Obi-wan has, how embarrassing. hoooow embarrassing. hmmmm hmmm."
Yoda
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Oct 27 2003 04:36am

Furi0us
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 Furi0us

Ep2 when they're near the bar in coruscant

Kenobi: I think someone's trying to kill us.

Anakin: Really?

:D
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Oct 27 2003 03:44am

O2B-1Dai
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 O2B-1Dai

And of course, Leia when she's just been rescued, "Will someone get this walking carpet outta my way!"

It's not a line but I love when Han Solo and Luke are in the elevator with Chewwie in the binders and Solo waves another stormtrooper in the elevator and gets rejected. Lmao. I love it.
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Oct 23 2003 12:50pm

Havvk
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 Havvk

Padme: I would prefer it if you did not look at me that way.

Anakin: My apologies senator

*Still looks at her in the same way* :confused:
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Oct 23 2003 11:57am

Master Malak
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 Master Malak

I agree with kyle.
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Oct 18 2003 12:10pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

I always liked the line of Obi-Wan:
"Oh, don't worry, this hasn't been our day for warm welcomes."
Thats from Ep1

Or what Yoda says to Obi-Wan at the end of Ep1:
... But agree with you taking this boy as your Padawan learner, I do not!
(Pretty selfish eh?:D)
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Oct 14 2003 02:50am

Kyle Sieran
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 Kyle Sieran

ooo ooo another one, after chewie luke and han break into the prison cell
"Uhm, everythings alright, we had a slight ah, weapons malfunction were fine, everyones fine, how are you?
-Im sending a team up...
-Negative negative, we have a reactor breach,extremely volatile...
-Who is this? whats your operating number?
-uhhhh.....(blasts panel) boring conversation anyway..."
neat little fact, when harrison ford was talking to the guy and said how are you? that was all improv, he was losing his lines right after weapons malfunction no joke, i read it on a useless pop trivia thingy.
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Oct 14 2003 02:44am

Kyle Sieran
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 Kyle Sieran

One of the funniest i guess, but more annoying and childish would be the little alien dude advertising coca cola and star wars episode 1. It was a huge advertising campaign were he takes people to the theater via a podracer.

"Wait till you see the pod racing scene, its so WIZZZARRD!!!":P:P:P:P:P
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Oct 13 2003 06:49am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

these are supposed to be liens from starwars not your crazy thoughts :P
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Oct 13 2003 03:10am

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"you're kind of short for a storm trooper"
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