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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
There are some very funny lines in the Star Wars movies. Which ones do you like? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Kyle Sieran - Student 
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One of the funniest i guess, but more annoying and childish would be the little alien dude advertising coca cola and star wars episode 1. It was a huge advertising campaign were he takes people to the theater via a podracer. "Wait till you see the pod racing scene, its so WIZZZARRD!!!"  _______________ -If a Jedi ignites his lightsaber, he must be ready to take a life. If he is not so prepared, he must keep his weapon at his side.- ~Odan Urr Keeper Of Antiquities~ [Brother to Shadow(JAP), Kyle Katarn(JAS),Medlar,The White Wizard, D@RtHM@UL, and ROBIN OF LOCKSLEY!!!! (ROBIN)/(ROBIN HOOD)]/ NOW KNOWN AS Sednox (if he changes his name one more time...POW!)  Which is bigger? A mole of NaCl? or a mole of Pb?
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Plo Koon - Student 
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these are supposed to be liens from starwars not your crazy thoughts _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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3th - Retired 
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"you're kind of short for a storm trooper" _______________ this is the internet, be serious damn it! |
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Havvk - Ex-Student 
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Ah another that jolted my memory last night.. ~ Anakin trying to repair his bum-assed pod racer as it begins to work ~ Anakin: "Its working, its working!!!" LoL the imagination of kids.... _______________ ~~~knows secretly that furious sUx0rs~~~ |Defender of Ulthuan|Master of the deagle|Saber staff king|Master of spam| ~~~ You have to be bad to be be evil but you have to be evil to be bad! ~~~ ~~~ Will always remember c_M@D as a leader and as a brother -_- ~~~ |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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Heh, not a quote, but in ANH when C3-PO is piling the dead jawas on the pyre and one of them turns out to still be alive and gets up and starts running around screaming until Obiwan slices him in half. Hehehehe that was great... Or would have been  dammit.well this next one was actually in it: Luke: I am a jedi like my father before me Palpatine(slightly miffed):So be it... Jedi. *Zap* Palpatine: You will pay for your lack of vision! hehehe that was great. Pretty much that whole scene with Luke getting zapped like an fish with a cattle prod. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! This comment was edited by Muad'dib on Oct 07 2003 04:53am. |
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kool_aide - Student 
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lando " wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooooooooo" _______________ I am the "Juice Man"  Drink up
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Havvk - Ex-Student 
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Luke- "The Fork Homer!, Use the fork!" Homer- "What, the force?" Luke- "No! ~Points to the Fork on the table~ The Fork!" - Simpsons, not movie _______________ ~~~knows secretly that furious sUx0rs~~~ |Defender of Ulthuan|Master of the deagle|Saber staff king|Master of spam| ~~~ You have to be bad to be be evil but you have to be evil to be bad! ~~~ ~~~ Will always remember c_M@D as a leader and as a brother -_- ~~~ |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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To old he is to end his training |
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Havvk - Ex-Student
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The sound that Raider made when he shot down one of the pod racers in Phantom Menace. It was something like.. "Eyyyyyyyyghghhh hegh hegh hegh!" I laughed my ass off when i saw that in the cinama's....everybody looked at me all _______________ ~~~knows secretly that furious sUx0rs~~~ |Defender of Ulthuan|Master of the deagle|Saber staff king|Master of spam| ~~~ You have to be bad to be be evil but you have to be evil to be bad! ~~~ ~~~ Will always remember c_M@D as a leader and as a brother -_- ~~~ |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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no... I am ur badger!  on a more serious note: "hey... its me !" _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Luke im your father (Vader) NOOOOOOO !!! *cries* (Luke) |
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Eclipse DKana - Student 
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goldmember style: Luke Im am your vasser |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Vader: I am your father! Luke: Yeh? and im mikey mouse!! |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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You must unlearn what you have learned. Yoda TESB  |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Obi Wan: Use the fork Luke. Luke: But I dont wanna! Obi Wan: Fine, use the damn spoon. *not an actual movie scene* _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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MINDofSIN - Student 
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Leia: I'd rather kiss a Wookiee. Han: That can be arranged! _______________ Jedi Academy Holocron http://jaholocron.ryanmh.com/ Why should our government send our soldiers to foreign soil to protect freedom of speech, when our freedom of speech is being taking away everyday by the same government. |
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dartH|Bodhi - Student 
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RotJ. Luke, Han, Chewie and the droids are trapped in the Ewok net... Luke: Han, can you reach my lightsaber? Han: (Feebly trying to reach it) Yeah! Sure! Okay! No problem! A New Hope, After Han blows away Greedo... Han (to the bartender): Sorry about the mess... _______________ The Force is a powerful ally... ...and a terrible foe. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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When the Falcon is leaving the Death Star and blasting TIE fighters: Luke: I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE! Han: Great shot kid! Don't get cocky! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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[DJK]Konar - Student ![[DJK]Konar](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=68&f_height=70&f_image=3722.jpg)
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"Laugh it up Fuzzball" - Solo (Empire Strikes Back) - My favourite "Shut him up or shut him down" - Solo (Empire stikes back) "Agobchiuauachika" - Ewok (Return of the Jedi) "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering" - Yoda (The Phantom Menace) _______________ Poynts Darkside or whatever First to his beverage |
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cHoSeN oNe - Retired 
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"Gah, I'm out of it for a little while and everyone gets delusions of grandeur." -Han Solo (ROTJ) _______________ Get busy living, or get busy dying. |
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Gentleman Loser - Ex-Student 
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Bespin carbonite facility: Leia: "I love you!" Han : "I know.." LOL, Han is the mack daddy! None of the usual "I love you too darling" crapola. _______________ "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds" Bhagavad Gita & J. Robert Oppenheimer |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Luke: I sense a disturbance in the force Kyle: Luke, you always sense a dusturbance in the force that was a cool one btw, its not from one of the movies This comment was edited by Rei D'Kana on Sep 18 2003 12:54pm. |
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underhill - Student 
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Oh lord, so many. "Laugh it up fuzzball!" (a personal favourite) "Only a master of evil Darth." (not amusing in the context of the film but quite funny when used as a comeback in RL) At the start of New Hope when Luke moans about getting power converters. I can't quite remember the full line at the moment. Edit: Oh, and I just remembered the "this aren't the droids you're looking for" bit. Everytime I see that scene I get a mental picture of that stormtrooper sitting at a bar while his mates berate him with "this isn't the beer you're looking for!" and the like. And what about: "Look sir! Droids!" Oh Lord! Stop me! _______________ "Negative. I am a meat popsicle." This comment was edited by underhill on Sep 17 2003 10:51pm. |
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Plo Koon - Student
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on hoth when luke just gets back in,"ou shouldve seen us in the west passage"says han"Why you stuck up half witted scruffy looking nerf herder"-leia then han replies "whos scurffy looking!" hehehe those are great _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Sep 14 2003 03:57am. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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When Han finds Luke on Hoth and slices open the Taun-taun: "Whew! And I thought these things smelled bad....on the outside!" -Han Also, on Bespin, when Lando "invites" everyone to dinner and sees C3-P0 in pieces on the table: Lando:"You having trouble with your droid?" Han:"No. No trouble." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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