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WE WANT FLASH... WE WANT FLASH... WE WANT FLASH!!!
Sep 29 2003 04:52am

Bandit
 - Student
Bandit
It has come to my attention that our beloved colleague, Flash, has been temporarily banned from his computer by the harsh, brutal dictators of his household (namely his parents). THIS JUSTICE CANNOT GO UNANSWERED!!!
Therefore, I am organizing this cyber-sit-in to demostrate against this heinous crime against humanity. Such a nefarious punishment is devisive and cruel and only serves to heap aspersions and acrimony upon the evildoers that would do this to poor Flash. I say we SHALL NOT REST, we SHALL NOT GIVE IN, we SHALL OVERCOME!!
So, my brethern, let us join cyber-hands and vow to post here and admonish those responsible for this callous and sinister punishment. We shall not rest us until Flash has rejoined his family here at the Jedi Academy!!! :mad:
WE WANT FLASH! WE WANT FLASH! WE WANT FLASH!
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)

This post was edited by Bandit on Sep 29 2003 04:54am.

Poll
Do you miss Flash?

vote results
HELL YES, I MISS FLASH. He's da bomb! HELL YES, I MISS FLASH. He's da bomb! [20 votes] [56%]
Yeah, I miss the guy.  I'd like to see him come back. Yeah, I miss the guy. I'd like to see him come back. [4 votes] [11%]
I don't really know the guy. I don't really know the guy. [4 votes] [11%]
Good riddance.  I hope he's banned for life. (you better not pick this one :-(  Good riddance. I hope he's banned for life. (you better not pick this one :-( [7 votes] [19%]
Other (please explain) Other (please explain) [1 vote] [3%]

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Sep 29 2003 08:06pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Hmmm...OK, banning him for a week is a bit harsh.

*grabs his light sabre and hops in his truck*

I'm comin' to get ya out of there Flash!

*realizes he doesn't know where Flash lives and pulls into nearest strip club*

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Sep 29 2003 07:57pm

Santa Claus 7Y<
 - Ex-Student
 Santa Claus 7Y<

ah yeha , the usual!! hehe, thats what i get banned for, lack of effort with homework, homework sucks anyway, and if i actually do do it then its crap coz i rush it to get back online,
banning is not a good thing, believe me, now instead of going online and not doing work he will just watch TV and not do work :P
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Tycster
Smooth on the Outside Crunchy on the inside
OFFICIAL JA PRESENT BUYER
POST YOUR XMAS LISTS IN MY PROFILE!! -== And Yes i Will be adding to my Good and Bad lists soon==-


Sep 29 2003 06:45pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Nothing serious, just something with his homework, and failing to turn it in.

Sep 29 2003 06:40pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Well, what did he do?
:confused:

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Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
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Sep 29 2003 06:36pm

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

Indeed, seeing as how Flash is a US citizen, I intend to take his case to court and protest his treatment as cruel and unusual punishment. This is a clear violation of the US Constitution! Since this only applies to the punishment meted out by the government, I will be arguing that the parents punishment is a vicarious punishment instituted on the government's behalf. Since the parents are given legal responsibility for a minor by the government, those parents should be held to the same standards as the goverment, ergo, this is a clear violation of the law.
Hang in there Flash, it won't be long now and you'll be free from this monstrous prohibition, this dasterdly deed!
*go back to chanting, FREE FLASH NOW!, FREE FLASH NOW!, FREE FLASH NOW!*
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)


Sep 29 2003 06:28pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Billy, you infidel! Nobody deserves such a gruesome punishment, unless their name happens to be Lundin (you might know who he is... in that case you'll know that he deserves to be locked up forever >_< ). :eek:

/me knows the reason of his kickban from the comp. ;)

This comment was edited by Jacen Aratan on Sep 29 2003 06:30pm.

Sep 29 2003 06:28pm

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

Sure...we might get a tad wet though... Aren't you in Europe? LOL :D
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)


Sep 29 2003 06:27pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Bandit my pick up has room for 2 persons wanna hop along :)?

Sep 29 2003 06:25pm

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

W00t! Go DarthMaul, Go! :D
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)


Sep 29 2003 06:23pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

/me loads his Pick Up, USA road map, saberstaff and drives off to save Flash !!

Sep 29 2003 06:21pm

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

*continues chanting the mantra, WE WANT FLASH, WE WANT FLASH, WE WANT FLASH!* :D
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)


Sep 29 2003 06:20pm

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

Well, being 33, I've been paying for things on my own longer than many here have been alive...LOL :D However, I say taking away his computer privileges is simply TOO EXTREME (barring murdering the next door neighbor). :P
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)


Sep 29 2003 05:26pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

Damn. I thought this was a poll on if we wanted a Flash intro for the site. And by Flash intro, I don't mean this guy saying "Hi there!", I mean the Macromedia thing.

But yeah. Parents are oppressive. Just wait 'til you have to pay for things on your own. Their rules don't sound that bad then.
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Sep 29 2003 05:24pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Not to be a stick in the mud, but what exactly did Flash do to get punished? Maybe he deserved it...:eek:

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Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Sep 29 2003 05:12pm

Demon
 - Student
 Demon

*me starts to hypnotize flashes parents through they're TV*

YOUR SON WILL BE ABLE TO USE THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!
YOUR SON WILL BE ABLE TO USE THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!
YOUR SON WILL BE ABLE TO USE THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!
YOUR SON WILL BE ABLE TO USE THE COMPUTER!!!!!!!
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Quote:
Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me.
-The Code of The Sith


Sep 29 2003 05:09pm

Santa Claus 7Y<
 - Ex-Student
 Santa Claus 7Y<

yeah, he can live in ytour house :P
my parents would prolly ban him also, hehe
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Tycster
Smooth on the Outside Crunchy on the inside
OFFICIAL JA PRESENT BUYER
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Sep 29 2003 04:53pm

Nero
 - Student
 Nero

Let's all attack flashes house, steal him and his computer and give him a save home!!!
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-Nero
Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else?


Sep 29 2003 04:25pm

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

Fate, sometimes I get carried away when it's a subject I am passionate about... :D

*continues chanting, WE WANT FLASH, WE WANT FLASH, WE WANT FLASH....*
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)


Sep 29 2003 03:37pm

YinYang
 - Ex-Student
 YinYang

WOW I hate it i see or hear parents do that to peopel "NO SON U CANT USE THE COMP"
I'll say FI?NE I'll get my own comp lets see u take that away from me:D
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Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!!
. . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . .


Sep 29 2003 01:36pm

Santa Claus 7Y<
 - Ex-Student
 Santa Claus 7Y<

unfortunatly im with Jace, cant be his padawan if i do the opposite all the time :P

but yeah Flash was the first person to teach me anything, how can i beat on El if he isnt here to help me :'(
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Tycster
Smooth on the Outside Crunchy on the inside
OFFICIAL JA PRESENT BUYER
POST YOUR XMAS LISTS IN MY PROFILE!! -== And Yes i Will be adding to my Good and Bad lists soon==-


Sep 29 2003 01:01pm

Fate
 - Student
 Fate

Quote:
Such a nefarious punishment is devisive and cruel and only serves to heap aspersions and acrimony upon the evildoers that would do this to poor Flash.


Holy $#^7 man! That's amazing use of vocabulary skills. Makes me wonder if your an english teacher. Hell, I know quite a bit of odd vocabulary myself but nefarious aspersion and acrimony seemed to pass me by.
Heck, even if I didn't know Flash, such empassioned speach is enough to get me in.
/me sits with a sign "W3 w4n7 FLASH!!!!"
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I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Gom gom gom gom gom!


Sep 29 2003 08:54am

Ash
 - Eats Babies
 Ash

i think will smith put it best "parents just don't understand"
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Sep 29 2003 08:17am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

Flash is da bomb!! This is just plain unbelievable!! Flash im comin up to maine to rescue you!! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Sep 29 2003 07:11am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Arrrr, get back here, Flashy!

I'll join in, even though he's a pansy. ^_^

Sep 29 2003 06:10am

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

*sits down waiting for the other protesters to show up*
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Part-Time Player (Weekend Warrior).
Recipient of the prestigious "Longest-Post-Ever Award" (bestowed on me by Flash on March 23rd, 2004)


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