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EWOK BATTLE
Oct 14 2003 03:00am

Kyle Sieran
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Kyle Sieran
if an ewok fought jar jar, who would win?
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Ewok vs Jar Jar?

vote results
ewok would rip jar jar a new @$$!!!! ewok would rip jar jar a new @$$!!!! [9 votes] [50%]
Jar jar would be too stupid to remember to breathe, and collapse on the ewok killing it Jar jar would be too stupid to remember to breathe, and collapse on the ewok killing it [2 votes] [11%]
theyre both too retarded to tell the difference between the ground and the sky theyre both too retarded to tell the difference between the ground and the sky [3 votes] [17%]
PINEAPPLE! PINEAPPLE! [4 votes] [22%]

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Oct 17 2003 10:12am

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

Um... Plo? The ewoks were nowhere NEAR the battle of Yavin. Ever. But they did help out alot at the battle of Endor. :P Yes, Jar jar became a senator/general, but as a general he spent most of his time trying to save his own ass, and as a senator he was used as a pawn in Palpatines evil schemes because he's a goddamed f***ing idiot. F*** jar jar. F*** him in the ass. :cool:
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Oct 16 2003 03:17pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

well the case is,im a fan of the lightside even though darthvader is one cool badass but the emporer is just sick,they blew up planets! cant get much more evil!

and your a fan of the darkside,thats that.
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Oct 16 2003 08:29am

Jacen Aratan
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Plo-> On the other side? Yes. I'd very much like to see the Jedi killed and the Empire arise, and if I don't have a problem with the Jedi being killed (I foresee me laughing when the councilmembers get killed), I certainly don't have a problem with the Gungans or the Ewoks getting exterminated.

Oct 16 2003 05:33am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

they werent supposed to beat them they where supposed to provide a distraction for queen amidalas attack
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Oct 16 2003 03:09am

Buzz
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 Buzz

Plo seems to think of the characters in the movie setting rather than asking why in the hell couldn't they have used better characters. At least the ewoks know how to use their weapons. Jar Jar couldn't do a single thing. And also the ewoks were able to beat the stormtroopers, the gungans were beaten by the droid army.
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Oct 16 2003 01:29am

Flash
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 Flash

PINEAPPLE!

Oct 15 2003 08:46pm

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

nah Jarjar and the 3woks for EVA,ewoks helped the jedi win the battle of yavin,without them han solo & others might not have found the backdoorto the shield emiter.

and jarjar helped the jedi and hes a General and a senator!

but all of you are bad/sith characters i see so i guess your on the other side...


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Oct 15 2003 06:38pm

_cmad_
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lol...

both must die with PAIN! yeah.... for example stab the in the ass or in the nuts (if any)
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Oct 15 2003 06:30pm

Drathir
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 Drathir

Both must die.. CIRCLES r00L mans!! :D:D:D:D:empire::empire::empire::empire:
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Oct 14 2003 04:15pm

Jacen Aratan
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May they both burn in Hell for their sins.

I can believe in supernatural stuff when I want to....

Oct 14 2003 03:57pm

D@RtHM@UL
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 D@RtHM@UL

I like Muad's suggestion but who would kill the Ewoks they are LAME aswell :mad:

This comment was edited by D@RtHM@UL on Oct 14 2003 03:58pm.

Oct 14 2003 09:28am

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

#DING DONG the Jar jar is DEAD!!!# YAAAAY!!!:D
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Oct 14 2003 05:32am

Lackeh- Retired
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 Lackeh- Retired

Big pointy stick and rocks vs. floppy ears and a goofy walking style. Ewoks rock.
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Oct 14 2003 03:25am

Muad'dib
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 Muad'dib

That's not even a questionnable outcome to that! The ewok would build some elaborate trap for jar jar that jar jar would never see coming until he's 'one with the force'. But I would love to see Jar Jar crushed by logs or impaled on spikes in a tiger pit or even kicked over and beaten to death with sticks. Now THAT'S entertainment. ;)
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