| The JA (CORRUPT) police department | |
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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!  This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm. |
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
*tips the IRS off on Silk* Whoops... DS-> Sure, she'll be there once I'm done with all the paperwork. *cough* |
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bluntaxe - Ex-Student 
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I'll join Garos .... then everyone who owns a donut will learn to dread the name of SHAFT muahahahahahah ... ::eats:: ... ahahahahahahahah   |
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Garos - Student 
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So far, the D.O.N.U.T squad consists of Me = Cheif Anakin Solo = member guy person We have HIJACKED a truck of donuts. It was next to one full of illegal drugs and stuff, but you can't really eat injecting needles This comment was edited by Garos on Nov 23 2003 08:25am. |
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VirusD - Student 
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/lallalaaaa *plants bomb every were* *ready to push the button* *waits* ............ _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Flash - Student 
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I have to clean? But we're not done with the mission! Ok Virus, set the explosives, but don't blow em up till I tell you too. Axion, come with me, we're going to capture their leader. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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*grabs Jacen Aratan's mom* I need her for some...ummm...delicate interrogation. Hey, someone hand me my whips! _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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VirusD - Student 
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flash lol . damn he has a lot to clean Clean the politcal mess _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. This comment was edited by VirusD on Nov 23 2003 02:15am. |
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Axion - Student 
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lol Flash is. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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VirusD - Student
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whos swat leader ? *too lazy to look* _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Axion - Student
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lol good idea you can do it! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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VirusD - Student
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hmmm we need some guy who cleanes up after swat .Like takes care of the bodys _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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DarkSider - Student 
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ehm Jacen... when you are finished with your "interogation", would you mind sending the lady over to my office... I need her special assistance for a very "sensitive" executive action.. Whatever just send her over.... _______________ I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away... |
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Rampage - Student 
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tom, other police, i confiscated a few hundred c00kies, but they dissapeared in sum mystic way, sry. well, i'm goin to africa to joi...seek and ea...destroy the illegal c00kie cartels there, so long suckers! |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
*brings a prostitute back to the station for further interrogation* I love my job. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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*confiscates more pr0n and distributes it to everyone else* _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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Garos, can I join the D.O.N.U.T. squad? _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Marcel Mandarijn - Student 
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I want a chopper 2, waaahh !! |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Hey, can I be hmmm FBI or some sort of secret agent screw up, like owan wilson is in I-Spy? _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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DarkSider - Student 
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weeeeeee, i got a choper , i got a choper..... *tries to fly a looping* ooops no loops with helis.... well nevermind just tell me the the exact time for the strike and i'll be there... Just one question wouldn't it be better to clear the roof with chainguns instead of missiles??? You know missiles tend to explode and we don't want to hurt the leaders before we tor... interogate them.... _______________ I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away... |
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VirusD - Student
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*gives cover with rocket luncher* *new toys muhahahaha* *starts shooting* _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Don't worry, I know the secret stashes of the bavarian cream filled donuts! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. |
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Axion - Student
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lol ok flash *gets a AK-47 and a sniper and a beretta, loads 'em puts many various knives in pouches and pockets* im ready boss _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Garos - Student
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Here's a mission for the D.O.N.U.T squad: Wait a minute... I'm the head of the D.O.N.U.T squad, but there are no D.O.N.U.T squad members!  I need at leats 3 ppl (You get free donuts ) |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Bah, i want in on this department, you need me, i'm the secret agent for this place _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Flash - Student
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No shooting yet! Okay team, we all know how badly our last mission went. Here's our chance to redeem ourselves. Now, over there there is an enemy fortress. We must invade the fortress and kill all of em! Well, all of them except their leader. KEEP HIM ALIVE FOR QUESTIONING. Alright! Cuzza, you and Darksider take helicopters to the roof. Shoot all people up there with missiles before you land. Then, you will move downwards in the building, and we will hit the enemy from both sides, because me, Axion, and Bail will charge head first into the main entrance at the bottom. Virus, give us cover fire until we make it in. Then, run in and rig the place with explosives, BUT DONT BLOW IT UP UNTIL WE ARE OUT. And Aratan....you can just go get yourself killed. Ready team? LET'S GO!!! This comment was edited by Flash on Nov 22 2003 12:21pm. |
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