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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

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Sep 14 2005 05:06pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

Quote:
Can I be Chief's sexeh assistant/criminal beater guy? :D

1. You can be my (Deputy) sexeh assistant/criminal beater guy. I have more real power than the Cheif. He has a more administrative role. If you decline, go to step 2.

Quote:
Volunteers to be "street-hired-ass(assin)" :D


2. You'll have to wait and talk to Mr. Chief about that :)
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This comment was edited by JamesF1 on Sep 14 2005 05:08pm.

Sep 14 2005 05:04pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

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LIES! Just take the SWAT team into the pr0n factory and get Mr. Confiscator some pr0n to confiscate. Bring it to me, and I will... erm... "analyse" it.
What's all this then? I (and maybe tarpman if i let him) am the one who will be "analyzing" the pr0n!:P


I am the deputy, and I will decide whether you will be "analysing" the pr0n or not. YOU are there to confiscate it, and nothing more :P :D
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Sep 14 2005 03:01pm

Ataris
 - Milwaukees Finest
 Ataris

Volunteers to be "street-hired-ass(assin)" :D

-Ataris <3
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Sep 14 2005 02:55am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Can I be Chief's sexeh assistant/criminal beater guy? :D
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Sep 14 2005 02:05am

DarthMike
 - Student
 DarthMike

Quote:
LIES! Just take the SWAT team into the pr0n factory and get Mr. Confiscator some pr0n to confiscate. Bring it to me, and I will... erm... "analyse" it.
What's all this then? I (and maybe tarpman if i let him) am the one who will be "analyzing" the pr0n!:P
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This comment was edited by DarthMike on Sep 14 2005 02:05am.

Sep 13 2005 05:31pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

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Together, Tarpman and I, his humble sidekick, zoom around at the speed of tarp, and drop tarp bombs on countries such as SaZabi's momma :P

pwnt :eek:

:D
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Sep 12 2005 09:59pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
Together, Tarpman and I, his humble sidekick, zoom around at the speed of tarp, and drop tarp bombs on countries such as SaZabi's momma :P

pwnt :eek:
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Sep 12 2005 08:29pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

LIES! Just take the SWAT team into the pr0n factory and get Mr. Confiscator some pr0n to confiscate. Bring it to me, and I will... erm... "analyse" it.
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Sep 12 2005 04:00am

Rivian Na'Dolo
 - Student
 Rivian Na'Dolo

/me destroys kensei

>.>

<.<

im leader now weeee :D
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This comment was edited by Rivian Na'Dolo on Sep 12 2005 04:01am.

Sep 06 2005 12:05pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

I AM IN CHARGE NOW!!!! DEPUTY KENSEI, LISTEN UP N OOBS :P :D
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Sep 05 2005 09:06pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

All right, slobs! The Chief (me) is going to Barcelona for a week!

Arrest a lot of "criminals" for me while I'm gone! That's an order! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Sep 05 2005 03:20pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

Quote:
Quote:
/me wants to be a S.W.A.T sniper!

Criminal was disrupted by RazielJowol[JAP]!

I could get used to that!!


U can be Sazabi's assistant.. ^^


Dude I'm no-ones assistant. I work alone. :P
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Sep 02 2005 05:55pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

Oh, and can I have my name changed to "Master Kensei" or "Kensei" in the list please? :P
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Sep 02 2005 05:51pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

Quote:

/me drives the tarpmobile into SaZ's house

/me jumps out and grabs all his pron

/me drives away at the speed of tarp :D


*I* conceived, built and perfected the tarpmobile. I am Sidekick-Tarp! Together, Tarpman and I, his humble sidekick, zoom around at the speed of tarp, and drop tarp bombs on countries such as SaZabi's momma :P
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Sep 02 2005 01:16pm

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

Quote:
Quote:
/me wants to be a S.W.A.T sniper!

Criminal was disrupted by RazielJowol[JAP]!

I could get used to that!!


U can be Sazabi's assistant.. ^^


w00t nice job for me :eek:
so no!!!! no assistance is needed...
i can take care of that myself :P
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Sep 02 2005 01:07pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Quote:
/me wants to be a S.W.A.T sniper!

Criminal was disrupted by RazielJowol[JAP]!

I could get used to that!!


U can be Sazabi's assistant.. ^^

Sep 01 2005 11:28pm

Raziel Anjelis
 - Student
 Raziel Anjelis

/me wants to be a S.W.A.T sniper!

Criminal was disrupted by RazielJowol[JAP]!

I could get used to that!!
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Sep 01 2005 09:24pm

El Vee For
 - Student
 El Vee For

Quote:
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Well tarpman obviously SaZabi is out prime target atm. What method of confiscation do you recomend?:P

/me drives the tarpmobile into SaZ's house

/me jumps out and grabs all his pron

/me drives away at the speed of tarp :D
is the tarpmobile a pinto? cuz yer prolly gonna need more cargo room!

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bah.. being an assistant sucks. :P Can I be the squad car driver as well? :D
guess you get to collect the gay pRon, rofl

and while yer grab sum fat pills aka doughnuts
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This comment was edited by El Vee For on Sep 01 2005 09:40pm.

Sep 01 2005 06:30pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
Well tarpman obviously SaZabi is out prime target atm. What method of confiscation do you recomend?:P

/me drives the tarpmobile into SaZ's house

/me jumps out and grabs all his pron

/me drives away at the speed of tarp :D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Aug 30 2005 03:32pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

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i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:


Boobs spanker.


Done and done!


Hehe.. i like that topic ^^

Aug 29 2005 05:00pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Quote:
Quote:
i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:


Boobs spanker.


Done and done!
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Aug 29 2005 01:25pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Quote:
i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:


Boobs spanker.

Aug 29 2005 12:18am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:
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Aug 29 2005 12:06am

DarthMike
 - Student
 DarthMike

Well tarpman obviously SaZabi is out prime target atm. What method of confiscation do you recomend?:P
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"You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad
"So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy


This comment was edited by DarthMike on Aug 29 2005 12:07am.

Aug 28 2005 11:22pm

Rivian Na'Dolo
 - Student
 Rivian Na'Dolo

can i be like..

idk think of something with lamers and gunz XD

if not I WANNA BE PART OF THE SPECIAL WEPONS AND TACTICS!!!

- Chao :empire:
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