| The JA (CORRUPT) police department | |
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Thomasooo - Student  |
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!! The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it. Info: - WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!! - All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust. - If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you! - There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary! The force: Thomas Skywalker (chief)  Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy) Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader) Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member) - (leader, economy dept.) Phantom (prostitution sector) - (doughnut getter) El Vee For (doughnut tester) - (drugs department) DarthMike (porn confiscator) Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator  )- (alcohol confiscator) SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! ))Please state which position you'd like! If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)! The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!  This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm. |
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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?
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Flash - Student 
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/me arrests Zoro and throws him in a cell. /me laughs at Zoro while prodding him with a dagger. |
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Zoro Kakashi - Ex-Student 
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JACPD? Fear Zoro's Hyper SAber barrier style!!! _______________ "When did Noah built the Arc, before the rain, before the rain." |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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so the force is complete now? go start arresting stuff, and torturing prisoners. _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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SirBizNatch - Student 
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i dont have to be with the police, i can just be one o' those assasins. *assasinates something* _______________ Personal body guard to teh 1337 Jacen Aratan! Midbie Council Memeber||Member of the Almighty FiZZsters |
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I wanna be the alcohol confescator! |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
I'd like to enroll to be the Taste Tester _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Garos - Student 
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Remember; the force is limited to 19 ppl (one more ehehehehehhhhh) Bcos we don't want to be so overcrowded as to having no point of the JA police department. I'm gonna be head of the D.O.N.U.T squad I don't know what that stands for right now |
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Flash - Student 
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Ok, Rei. /me enlists Rei in the S.W.A.T. team. EDIT: Wait....Sharwyn left?  This comment was edited by Flash on Nov 15 2003 11:05pm. |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Can I get some relief boss? my sister just permanently left  |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL... *URP* *takes out a silenced colt-45* what was that? im worthless? *bang bang* _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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/me goes to shooting range with his new weaponry donated by flash, and kills all the S.W.A.T. members he gave me ......YOU GUYS ARE ALL WORTHLESS thats ok i'm now a one man rambo!!! w00t -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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Axion - Student
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ok boys settle down.. go to dunkin donuts and get a dozen.. i need to test one after im the donut tester.. *goes to the shooting range with a AK-47* get me some bad prisoners! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Allright Part of the S.W.A.T. team now We rule!!! *the croud starts their favorite chant. Should I turn off my pc? I just can't!* _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Axion - Student
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lol *takes a few of the swat members to make them get some krispy cream donuts* _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Flash - Student
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If Thomas lets you in, I'm adding you to my S.W.A.T. team, no objections! |
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VirusD - Student 
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can i join police would be a change if i can but people in jail not being there _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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Flash - Student
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/me adds Bail to the list of S.W.A.T. Team Members. Thanks for joining! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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So, almost everyone has a title in the list what title do I get? I know The "Bailer" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Hey, can I be public UN-relations? You know, the PR guy that simply makes stupid sound bytes? "Cops don't brutalize suspects. Cops with our own brand of big-ass nightsticks brutalize suspects." Behold! THE JA Brand "Corruption" Nightstick!!! Guaranteed to allow for reduction of effort in brutalizing suspects. Statistics show: Effort in brutalization drops 34.7% "Man, I used to only be able to brutalize 3, maybe four suspects a day before my shoulders got tired, but now I can just keep on brutalizing! Yeeeee-haww!!!" ~Requested only to be referred to as M.Doobie, no wait, Massa D. Yeah. _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. This comment was edited by Ulic Belouve on Nov 15 2003 08:50pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Black uniforms? Well... I hope there aren't any racists in here _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Flash - Student
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/me gives Dice some worthless men that he doesnt mind losing in battle. Oh ya, and here's a few machine guns, helicopters armed with missile launchers, and a couple tanks outfitted with all the latest in weapons technology. Have fun! /me calls in another S.W.A.T. Team to go after Jacen Aratan. Just kidding, Jace.  BTW, which of you lucky weirdos wants to join my S.W.A.T. Team? You get free black uniforms! This comment was edited by Flash on Nov 15 2003 07:45pm. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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/me dumps another pile of paper on DarkSith's desk! Hey, just throw em out the window and let some homeless guy use them as shelter! Dice: just ask Flash to give you a couple of his men. He's the S.W.A.T. leader, remember?  I'll be down at the shooting range if you need me! Time to test that new rocket launcher....on some of our more "unruly" prisoners! *evil laugh* _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Ashyr - Student 
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more papers.................... _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Hmm, I think that can be aranged, but youll have to wait for the Big boss chief to give the go code for that |
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Dicemaster - Student
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um....chief sir this doghnut getting business is getting pretty dangerous. I think i need my own S.W.A.T. team to back me up, and lots of heavy machinery, theres some *cencored* ppl that are not letting me get the doghnuts -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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