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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

Poll
I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?

vote results

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Nov 13 2003 12:51pm

Rei D'Kana
 - Ex-Student

OMG silkmonkey. You cant overtrow him, ill arrest you just for that thought!

*Cuffs Silk*
*Throws him in the prison*

Nov 13 2003 11:27am

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

cmon, put me in the list :P

Nov 13 2003 05:43am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

ok..... maybe an extra 5 on there too..............
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Nov 13 2003 05:02am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Can I join? I'll overthrow Thomas to become the new corrupt police chief.

Me:"I'm afraid there's no law against mailing threatening letters."
Some person:"I'm pretty sure there is."
*looks law up*
Me:"Well, shoot my knee and call me shirley. It's also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for gambling purposes."

:D
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This comment was edited by SilkMonkey on Nov 13 2003 05:12am.

Nov 13 2003 03:11am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

okokokokokokok! I wanna join!

There might be a fresh, crisp, 20 in it for ya! ;)
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Nov 13 2003 02:24am

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

*Takes the doughnut* That's right: D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T. You guys are all spelling it like Dunkin Donuts.:P

BTW, can I be the swat team leader?

Nov 13 2003 02:23am

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

*Takes the doughnut* That's right: D-O-U-G-H-N-U-T. You guys are all spelling it like Dunkin Donuts.:P

Nov 12 2003 11:33pm

bluntaxe
 - Ex-Student
 bluntaxe

Can I join? That'll mean that you have two shafts in the force and that'll be just kew'll.
(slides a donut offering to Thomas Skywalker)

:alliance::cool::alliance:

Nov 12 2003 10:53pm

Dicemaster
 - Student
 Dicemaster

can i be head donut getter person???????? PLEASE I WANNA BE THE DONUT MAN!!!!!!!!
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Dicemaster

Nov 12 2003 06:57pm

Rei D'Kana
 - Ex-Student

BTW, we should just make it JAPD looks much cooler :P we should hush about the corrupt part, only a selective few must know about that :P

Nov 12 2003 06:55pm

Rei D'Kana
 - Ex-Student

DONUT!!! mmm Donuts.

eer .........I mean

Yes, Reporting for duty sir

Id like to apply as the hmmm, right hand of the chief?? :D otherwise ill be hmm Inspector :D

This comment was edited by Rei D'Kana on Nov 12 2003 06:56pm.

Nov 12 2003 05:56pm

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

I'd like to apply as a Anti-Drug Enforcer :D
Doing drugs while playing JK2/3 is forbidden !
:D
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Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 12 2003 05:50pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

lollol

Nov 12 2003 05:47pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Of course you can join, MP!!! :D
Billy, your job will be to wipe Aratan's butt, kiss up to me, take bullets for him, be our piñata etc, etc. :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 12 2003 05:45pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

I wanna join! I wanna join! :D

Nov 12 2003 05:44pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Sure! You're both in! Have a donut! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 12 2003 04:34pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

I wanna be Jacen Aratan's assistant!
:P

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Nov 12 2003 01:18pm

joca_bt
 - Student
 joca_bt

Cool, how can I join??:)
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Nov 12 2003 10:51am

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

Whoops, my mistake!

*Pays the assassin to ignore him*

*Eats a doughnut*

This comment was edited by Flash on Nov 12 2003 10:52am.

Nov 12 2003 10:37am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

yeah, finally u got ur nick back, thomas lol
:D


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Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Nov 12 2003 09:52am

La Magra
 - Ex-Student

crazy ppl


Nov 12 2003 07:31am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

lmao!! :D
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Nov 12 2003 07:08am

Rei D'Kana
 - Ex-Student

w00t

Nov 12 2003 06:36am

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

o.O
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Nov 12 2003 03:08am

Dicemaster
 - Student
 Dicemaster

flash he started it, your underarrest for trying to arrest the head arrester dude!

*EDIT* /me Hires an assin because he believes Flash is trying to take over [JACPD] by arresting the leader
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Dicemaster

This comment was edited by Dicemaster on Nov 12 2003 03:11am.

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