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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?

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Sep 01 2005 09:24pm

El Vee For
 - Student
 El Vee For

Quote:
Quote:
Well tarpman obviously SaZabi is out prime target atm. What method of confiscation do you recomend?:P

/me drives the tarpmobile into SaZ's house

/me jumps out and grabs all his pron

/me drives away at the speed of tarp :D
is the tarpmobile a pinto? cuz yer prolly gonna need more cargo room!

Quote:
bah.. being an assistant sucks. :P Can I be the squad car driver as well? :D
guess you get to collect the gay pRon, rofl

and while yer grab sum fat pills aka doughnuts
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“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

This comment was edited by El Vee For on Sep 01 2005 09:40pm.

Sep 01 2005 06:30pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Quote:
Well tarpman obviously SaZabi is out prime target atm. What method of confiscation do you recomend?:P

/me drives the tarpmobile into SaZ's house

/me jumps out and grabs all his pron

/me drives away at the speed of tarp :D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Aug 30 2005 03:32pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Quote:
Quote:
Quote:
i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:


Boobs spanker.


Done and done!


Hehe.. i like that topic ^^

Aug 29 2005 05:00pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Quote:
Quote:
i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:


Boobs spanker.


Done and done!
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Aug 29 2005 01:25pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Quote:
i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:


Boobs spanker.

Aug 29 2005 12:18am

SaZ
 - Student
 SaZ

i need some interesting job.
i think i qualified enough for it.
offer something to me :cool:
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playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana

Aug 29 2005 12:06am

DarthMike
 - Student
 DarthMike

Well tarpman obviously SaZabi is out prime target atm. What method of confiscation do you recomend?:P
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"You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad
"So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy


This comment was edited by DarthMike on Aug 29 2005 12:07am.

Aug 28 2005 11:22pm

Rivian Na'Dolo
 - Student
 Rivian Na'Dolo

can i be like..

idk think of something with lamers and gunz XD

if not I WANNA BE PART OF THE SPECIAL WEPONS AND TACTICS!!!

- Chao :empire:
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What Do We Have To Learn From But Our Mistakes? All We Can Ask For Is Forgiveness. -Chaos~ [Master to Threat Na'Dolo and Trickster Na'Dolo][~Proud Friends~ Trooper,
Kensei, RoseRed, Kitmitsu, Gradius, Setementor, Tarpman, Liso Jowol ~]
[Owner of Tarpman's 2800th comment][Owner of Thomas Skywalker's 5398th and 5600'th comments][Owner of TreeX's 151th, 250th and 350th comments][Owner of Echuu's 666th and 800th Comments][Owner of JediFire's 123th comment][Owner of Vivi's 107th comment][Owner of Threat Na'Dolo's 100th comment][Owner of CC's 500'th and 1234'th comments][Owner of Kewan Obiobi's 310th comment][Owner of Piccolo's 2400th comment][Owner of Kensei's 3300'th comment][Owner of Liso Jowol's unexpected 2600th comment!] [Owner of the kill-Thomas-whenever-you-want-to certificate!][Winner of the 11000'th comment on Aeth S'kray's Count thread]
[Looking for unofficial Padawans To Train]Na'Dolo Site Here.


Aug 28 2005 09:08pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Quote:
bah.. being an assistant sucks. :P Can I be the squad car driver as well? :D


NO! :P
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Aug 28 2005 07:41pm

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

bah.. being an assistant sucks. :P Can I be the squad car driver as well? :D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Aug 28 2005 06:55pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Quote:
DEPUTY! :D Or the Eco. dept :D


Needed a deputy, so... :D

Quote:
I'm cookie wizard. :mad: *use my cookie powers to teleport outside*


You know what to do, deputy! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


This comment was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 28 2005 06:55pm.

Aug 28 2005 06:30pm

DarthMike
 - Student
 DarthMike

go away tarp i want the pr0n
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"You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad
"So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy


Aug 28 2005 08:29am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

PRON CONFISCATOR!!1

EDIT: 111111ONEONEONEONEONEONEONELOLOL
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

This comment was edited by tarpman on Aug 28 2005 08:29am.

Aug 27 2005 03:02pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

Me want prostatution center becuase I am Phantom Bigglio Male Jiggilo! :D
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Aug 27 2005 12:16pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

Quote:
Quote:
i like cookies. so err =) hello.


You are under arrest for providing us with useless information, sir! Come with me! :P *throws Wicek in a 1x1 (m) cell to rot* :cool:


I'm cookie wizard. :mad: *use my cookie powers to teleport outside*

Aug 27 2005 11:12am

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

DEPUTY! :D Or the Eco. dept :D
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Website

Aug 27 2005 08:42am

DarthMike
 - Student
 DarthMike

can i be pr0n confiscator?
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"You can't get Windows on a Mac because the drivers are not compatible." --- Some dude from the Geek Squad
"So if you have quad-core, you have four times the RAM, right?" --- Some guy at Best Buy


Aug 27 2005 04:28am

El Vee For
 - Student
 El Vee For

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<----U
<----G
<----H
<----N
<----U
<----T

<----T
<----E
<----S
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“Arguing on the internet is like competing in the Special Olympics. Even if you win, you’re still retarded.”

Aug 26 2005 07:23pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Quote:
i like cookies. so err =) hello.


You are under arrest for providing us with useless information, sir! Come with me! :P *throws Wicek in a 1x1 (m) cell to rot* :cool:
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Aug 26 2005 06:33pm

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

i like cookies. so err =) hello.

Aug 26 2005 06:09pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

can I be S.W.A.T team leader plz Tom?

:P:D
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Aug 26 2005 05:56pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Bumpz0rd. ;o
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Aug 25 2005 06:15am

Wicek
 - Nugget
 Wicek

What is that :eek:

Aug 25 2005 01:09am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

i wanna be the dust you feed people XD !!!

Aug 24 2005 10:03pm

Stig
 - Student
 Stig

*Walks in to Station*
*Whistles*
*Walks up to the Doughnut Machine*
*Picks the lock on the Side*
*Replaces doughnuts with exact replicas*
*Walks Out*

THERMAL DETENATOR DOUGHNUTS!!!!
Officers now Officialy OWN3D!!!!
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Proud Padawan of Setementor
-Saber good, Pistol Bad-
Owner of DarthMike's 200th Comment, My paddy brother Grycen's 100th Comment, Raydoe_Mintaka's 347th Comment, TheDestroyer's 615th Comment, Jedifire_Mintaka's 66th Comment and My cool master Setementor's 7500th Comment!!! (Offer me more everybody!!!)


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