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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?

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Nov 28 2003 09:17pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

*trys to redeam drug dealers*
*hmm he sended me to hell*
*shoots the dealer*

God ways are strange

:P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 28 2003 08:00pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

*Surveys the area*

*Throws a grenade*

*Runs away*

Nov 28 2003 07:53pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

*runs into office and grabs a few donuts*

I was just helping Odan-Wei get rid of some of the drugs, big marijuana bust.
I got the munchies! :D:cool:

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Nov 28 2003 06:57pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

get bent! lol...dunno where that came from...

I'M A SWAT MAN!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Nov 28 2003 05:16pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Nah... Just get punched in the face by some gang :)

Nov 28 2003 03:19pm

Acura Belouve
 - Student
 Acura Belouve

Officer ure eyes looks a bit glazed have u been eatin donuts again?
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Nov 28 2003 02:00pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Here's Donut Boy ^_^

Nov 28 2003 07:57am

bluntaxe
 - Ex-Student
 bluntaxe

GAROS, you just threw the last of the donuts, we need to go and get some more, I suggest Dunkin Donuts, or Wendys.

We'll need some heavy duty weapons, and a good vehicle, hey thomas, can we have a tank?

and while your at it thomas, can you make me a vice-head of the D.O.N.U.T squad, and get rid of one of the two Garos's you put onto the list?

This comment was edited by bluntaxe on Nov 28 2003 08:04am.

Nov 27 2003 10:41pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

can i be the n00b trainer like the new guys in the JACPD
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 27 2003 10:40pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

*sits down and relaxes* oof that dinner filled me up

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Axion - Yeah.

This comment was edited by Axion on Nov 27 2003 10:40pm.

Nov 27 2003 02:30pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

Ow.

*Throws Maeglin behind bars*

Nov 27 2003 02:25pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

/me blows them out of Flash's stomach with his famous hellfire rockets :)

Nov 27 2003 12:24pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

/me eats them

Nov 27 2003 10:44am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

/me throws Donuts at misbehaving people:D

Nov 27 2003 08:55am

DarkSider
 - Student
 DarkSider

*Bump

run Jacen run......
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I know the pieces fit, 'cause i watched them fall away...

Nov 26 2003 12:46pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

/me flies aroudn in his jet :D

Nov 26 2003 11:24am

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

All right S.W.A.T. Team. It's time to head to the shooting range, and improve our skills with guns. Now, taking turns, I want to see how many times you can hit a moving Jacen Aratan from 100 meters away in 60 seconds. Ready? GO!

Nov 26 2003 09:28am

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Yay, thanks Silky !!!
Erm, wait, I already know that one...
Erm, that one too...
That one too...
Tha... Forget it. :P
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
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Nov 25 2003 11:00pm

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

*raids teenagers' houses and steals pr0n and distributes it through the department*
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Nov 25 2003 07:55pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

Spammish...

Nov 25 2003 07:34pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

Can i Join as the Jailer? Huh? :D i'll be a bad jailer :P i'll make sure the Prisinors scream every second they are there in the cell.

i'll make them watch CAREBEARS!:empire::empire::empire::empire:
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

Nov 25 2003 07:10pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

i am now the swat POPE :P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 25 2003 07:08pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

ok, so ur dead :)
EDIT: DAMN I'm annoying :P!

This comment was edited by Marcel Mandarijn on Nov 25 2003 07:09pm.

Nov 25 2003 07:08pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Already edited it :P

Nov 25 2003 07:08pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

uhm, it's still a rocket, just cuz it's name is hellfire doesnt mean u can survive it by extinguishing the fire :D

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