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The JA (CORRUPT) police department
Nov 10 2003 05:12pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
Thomasooo
Well here it is! What you all have been waiting for! The Jedi Academy (CORRUPT) police department [JACPD]!!!
The police department's job is to prevent crime within the JA, but not like normal cops do it.

Info:

- WE GLADLY TAKE BRIBES!!!!!
- All arrested people will be placed in JACPD custody, and fed with dust.
- If we suspect that you're up to no good, we will hire assassins from the street to kill you!
- There is no such word as "parole" in our dictionary!


The force:

Thomas Skywalker (chief) :D
Mr. Brown / JamesF1 (deputy)
Cuzza (S.W.A.T. team leader)
Chaos~ (S.W.A.T. team member)
- (leader, economy dept.)
Phantom (prostitution sector)
- (doughnut getter)
El Vee For (doughnut tester)
- (drugs department)
DarthMike (porn confiscator)
Tarpman (assistant porn confiscator :P)
- (alcohol confiscator)
SaZabi (boobs spanker (WTF?! :P))

Please state which position you'd like!
If you have ideas for additional positions, please add them to your post(s)!
The S.W.A.T. team needs members, so sign up if you want to. :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)

This post was edited by Thomasooo on Aug 29 2005 05:01pm.

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I noticed that a lot of the people on the force are no longer active. Should I remake the roster?

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Nov 26 2003 09:28am

Odan-Wei Belouve
 - Student
 Odan-Wei Belouve

Yay, thanks Silky !!!
Erm, wait, I already know that one...
Erm, that one too...
That one too...
Tha... Forget it. :P
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Padawan and brother to SmilyKrazy :D - Adopted in the Belouve Family by Fizz and Bubu, BELOUVE ON! :D - Vladarion, you'll always be in my heart and memories - Spam-Padawan of Jacen Aratan ;) - [DJ is my beloved wife! :P - JA Family: Brothers:
Virtue, Furi0us, Vladarion, Hardwired, Janus, Axion, D@RtHM@UL, Motrec, Mike , xAnAtOs , Luke Skywalker; Little bro to SilkMonkey ; Special kind of brother to Kenyon ; Sisters in-law: Rosered, Ain-Soph Aur]
Photoshop works: click here


Nov 25 2003 11:00pm

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

*raids teenagers' houses and steals pr0n and distributes it through the department*
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Nov 25 2003 07:55pm

Flash
 - Student
 Flash

Spammish...

Nov 25 2003 07:34pm

Trekked
 - Student
 Trekked

Can i Join as the Jailer? Huh? :D i'll be a bad jailer :P i'll make sure the Prisinors scream every second they are there in the cell.

i'll make them watch CAREBEARS!:empire::empire::empire::empire:
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he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody

Nov 25 2003 07:10pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

i am now the swat POPE :P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 25 2003 07:08pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

ok, so ur dead :)
EDIT: DAMN I'm annoying :P!

This comment was edited by Marcel Mandarijn on Nov 25 2003 07:09pm.

Nov 25 2003 07:08pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Already edited it :P

Nov 25 2003 07:08pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

uhm, it's still a rocket, just cuz it's name is hellfire doesnt mean u can survive it by extinguishing the fire :D

Nov 25 2003 07:07pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

/me shoots a bullet in Maeglin's head using Matrix moves :P

This comment was edited by D@RtHM@UL on Nov 25 2003 07:07pm.

Nov 25 2003 07:05pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

well, not owned, cuz then u had to grip me to my DEATH :) (i know, i'm an antfucker :P)
* Nastybasti fires a hellfire rocket in Darthy's arse

Nov 25 2003 07:02pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

/me grip kicks Maeglin to his death..... 0wn3d :P

This comment was edited by D@RtHM@UL on Nov 25 2003 07:07pm.

Nov 25 2003 07:02pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

* Maeglin furce-pulls the sniper

Nov 25 2003 07:02pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

BLEW UP THE PRON !!!???
/me loads Sniper and aims for Maeglin

Nov 25 2003 07:01pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

:eek: NOOOO!!!!
* Nastybasti steals his month pay

Nov 25 2003 07:00pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

u just blew up the porn...... for this u will lose ur moth pay :P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 25 2003 06:56pm

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

* Nastybasti arms Hellfire rockets on his chopper and blows the tree

Nov 25 2003 06:53pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

A tree I think :P

Nov 25 2003 06:50pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

thomas what are u hiding behind u :P ?
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 25 2003 06:48pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Guess so :P

Nov 25 2003 06:48pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Your ears can decieve you! :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 25 2003 06:47pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Ooww, thought I heard someone saying pron :P

Nov 25 2003 06:47pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

I sure didn't...*ehrm* :D
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


Nov 25 2003 06:44pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Pron, who said something bout pron? :P

Nov 25 2003 06:44pm

VirusD
 - Student
 VirusD

well we own his house now i think we should barrow jacens freezer :P
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'** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**'
'**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**"
'**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend.


Nov 25 2003 06:42pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Silk's on a vacation! :D I think! :D

Gimme that pron!!
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


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