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Garos - Student  |
The point of this post is for you to post your favourite Simpsons quote. Lionel Hutz: I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help but overhear you saying you need a babysitter! Homer: You babysit? Lionel Hutz: Oh yeah! I also do shoe repares. Homer: How much? Lionel Hutz: I charge $100 dollars an hour. Homer: I'll give you $10 and you can take 2 popsicles from the freezer. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: Alright, and I get to keep this old bird cage! Homer: Deal. *Lionel Hutz shuffles his tie* Lionel Hutz: Still got it!  |
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Garos - Student 
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Edit: Nearly four years old! That's what I call a bump.
1-800-DOCTORB The 'B' is for 'Bargain'! This comment was edited by Garos on Aug 16 2007 05:07pm. |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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Quote: "Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't. He's a pig! Look out! He is a Spider Pig" hahahaha best line from the movie! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Soundwave - Student 
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something I saw a couple of days ago... hilarious
Homer: (with his new name Max Power) "Kids, there are three ways to do things: the right way, the wrong way, and the Max Power way!" Bart: "Isn't that the wrong way?" Homer: "Yeah, but faster!" |
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CuZzA - Student 
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"Spider Pig, Spider Pig
Does whatever a Spider Pig does. Can he swing, from a web? No he can't. He's a pig! Look out! He is a Spider Pig" _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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planK - Jedi Council 
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"I like men now!" |
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Soundwave - Student 
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oh, and the episode where homer uses medicinal marijuana... he gets in the house:
marge: "where did you get that suit?" homer: "whoa, whoa! one question at a time... yes, you?" marge: "I'm starting to get worried. There are half-eaten cupcakes everywhere, we're all out of paper-clips..." homer: "oh yeah? well, I've got news for you! I just got promoted and it's all thanks to 'Yes I Cannabis!'" (walks away, then GASP!) "OH! We have a kitchen?!" 
This comment was edited by Soundwave on Aug 04 2007 01:24am. |
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Soundwave - Student
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this is from the first season, bart broke his hand and he sits next to lisa, and she keeps poking her finger on his broken arm....
bart: "aww, quit it..." *poke* bart: "aww, quit it..." *poke* bart: "aww, quit it..." *poke* bart: "aww, quit it..." |
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Jaina D'Kana - Jedi Instructor 
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Help me Jeebus! _______________ INTP |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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*BUMPAGE*
Homer: "And when it's time to do the dishes, where's Ray Bolger? I'll tell ya! Ray Bolger's looking out for Ray Bolger!" _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Homer:-"Well crying is'nt gona get your dog back, unless your tears smell like dog food and the dog smells your tears and comes back. So you can sit there crying, eating can after can of dog food until your tears smell like dog food, or you can go out and look for the dog." Bart:-"Ok I'm off" Homer:-"Where you going ?" Bart:-"To look for the dog." Homer:-"Rats, almost had him eating dog food." _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Homer: Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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As an Itchy & Scratchy cartoon ends, Krusty the Clown realizes in mid-sentence that the cameras are rolling and that he's back on the air: "Ah, I could have pulled a better cartoon out of my a--ahahahaha! Hi kids!" _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Rosie - Student 
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(Homer takin the lie-detector test) Woman: Now we're going to run a few tests, this is a simple lie-detector. I'll ask you some simple yes or no questions and you just answer truthfully, do you understand? Homer: Yes *BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!* (lie-detector explodes* |
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Rosie - Student 
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(Bart just quit the football team and Homer is going to show him that he also can be a quitter) *Homer calling mr.Burns* Burns: Hello? Homer: Hello, I'm Homer Simpson and I work at your plant and I'm a member of a family that quits, we all are quitters so I'm going to quit my job!!! Marge: Homer, Mr.Burns can't see you winking with your eye Homer: oh...YIIIIIIIIIIE! |
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DJK - Student 
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64 slices of american cheese. 64 63 62 61 60 59 58 57 56 55 54 53 52 51 50 49 48 47 46 45 44 43 42 41 40 39 38 37 36 35 34 33 32 31 30 29 28 27 26 25 24 23 22 21 20 19 18 17 16 15 14 13 12 11 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1! Marge: Homer! have you been up all night eating cheese again? This comment was edited by DJK on Feb 23 2005 09:06pm. |
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Phantom - Student 
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Marge: Follow instructions and Bart will not be harmed. Homer: Follow instructions HESS DOOMED! _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Jade Jedi - Retired
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Homer and Marge come out of movie theatre. Homer:-"WoW, who would have thought, Darth Vader is Luke Skywalkers father." People in line:-"Yeah great thank's for ruining the movie moron." _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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Garos - Student 
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Announcer: Dr Nick Rivierra, please report to the coroner's office immediately. Dr Nick: The coroner? I'm so sick of that guy. Reporters: Dr Nick Dr Nick! What did you do with the bodies? Dr Nick: Such a nice day! I think I'll go out the window! |
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Echuu - Student 
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Homer: Help me Jebus _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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Echuu - Student 
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Cheiff wiggum k homer, once a person is in ur house you can do anything to him that you wantHomer: mmmh -Homer invites flanders- -Homer grabs a pan and holds it like a basebat- homer: hehehee Cheiff wiggum: it doesn't work when you invite them over Homer: aawwww -Flanders comes in the house- Flanders: hidelieho neiburieno Homer: go home flanders Flanders: okelidokelie -Echuu-  _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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Echuu - Student
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Doctor hibberd: ok homer this test is to see how much procent fat theres in ur body -slaps homer's belle- Homer: whohoo look at that blubber fly -keeps flying- -keeps doing it- Doctor hibberd: Nurse cancel my 5 o'Clock appiontment -Echuu- _______________ KV Mechelen Proud owner of: Kauyon's 101th, Akkarin's 100th, Piccolo's 30th, Wicek's 1400th , Mindrith's 1500th, Sednox' 1935th Comment |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Homer: "Doctor, I'm sorry I ate all your tongue depressors." I know, I know.. that wasn't in the show. But it's homer's voice and it's funny! _______________ make install -not war |
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lasarus - Student 
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here comes three that has etched in my mind: -- In Planet Springfield: "And here is the cane from Citizen Caine" -- Homer trying to get fat rubs food on a piece of paper: "Remember: If the paper turns clear, its ok to eat" -- Grampa Simpson: "The swedes are coming!" later in the same episode. "And they have Lingonberries!" -- I'll throw in a Futurama quote as well: Zoidberg: "Good bye my friends, I will miss you so." *door closes* "Good riddance. Now I, Zoidberg can be the popular one" The professor: "Good Idea, lets all talk to Zoidberg everyone" _______________ The triangular wheel was an improvement over the square one: There was one less bump. |
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The Dragon Reborn - Student 
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Duffman Cant Breathe! _______________ Padawan to Solitude "Fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate, and hate leads to... suffering" -Jedi Master Yoda "I shall not fear. Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will allow it to pass over me and through me, and when it has gone i will turn my inner eye to see its path. Where fear has gone there will be nothing. Only i will remain." -Bene Gesserit Litany, Dune |
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Jade Jedi - Retired
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"I'm the best Mono thingy guy there is!" Homer after stoping runaway Monorail _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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