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Garos - Student  |
The point of this post is for you to post your favourite Simpsons quote. Lionel Hutz: I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help but overhear you saying you need a babysitter! Homer: You babysit? Lionel Hutz: Oh yeah! I also do shoe repares. Homer: How much? Lionel Hutz: I charge $100 dollars an hour. Homer: I'll give you $10 and you can take 2 popsicles from the freezer. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: Alright, and I get to keep this old bird cage! Homer: Deal. *Lionel Hutz shuffles his tie* Lionel Hutz: Still got it!  |
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The Angel Of Death - Student 
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some of my faves that i can remember: ---------------------------------------------- Hey, if you don't like it, go back to Russia ---------------------------------------------- Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give the Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry ---------------------------------------------- Dad! You killed zombie Flanders!! He was a zombie? ---------------------------------------------- My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star ---------------------------------------------- i was a marvellous place of fire & brimstone & the where these little guys in red perjamers shaving pitchforks up my but ---------------------------------------------- we had a contract what is a contract realy, websters dictionary deifies it as an agreement witch is unbreakable by the law UNBREAKABLE! _______________ Immortality seems like a good idea, until you realize you're going to spend it alone |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Homer, while looking at some fish mmmm, unprocessed fish sticks _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Duffman - Student 
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Homer : "Shut up brain, or i will stab you with a q-tip!" "You dont do your job, you dont strut. You just go in every day and do it really half@$$, thats the american way!" "Hello opperator! Give me the number for 911!" "mmmmm 64 slices of american cheeeeeeeeese" "I am evil homer, I am evil homer!" "I have a feeling some bad stuff is about to go down" "Hey, if you dont like it, go to russia" "No TV and no beer make homer go something something." Marge - "Go crazy?" "Don't mind if i do! wreareeiugh hu h uhud fe!!!" and of course "Mmmmmmm beer" and ect "Lisa! Never EVER stop in the middle of a hoe-down!" "All my life i've been a fat man traped in obeese man's body" --------- marge to homer - "no i will not pay you 500 dollars for sex" ------- moe sizlack (bartender) - "Listen to me you, when i catch you I'm going to pull your eyes out and shove them down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap out of you! Ok? And then I'm going to use your tounge to paint my boat" "Im looking for Amanda, Amanda Hugankiss" "Ivana Tinkle" "I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt, and my butt smells, and i like to kiss my own butt" "Phone call for Al, Al Coholic" "Is there a Jack(french accent) Strap here?" "Is I.P. Freely here?" --------- Busdriver - "True or false - Alcohol increases your ability to drive?" boom  _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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Raider - Student 
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*Mr Burns looks at Carl* Mr Burns: Hello Carl *Mr Burns looks at person in hazard suit(you can only see his eyes)* Mr Burns: Hello -some name- *Mr Burns looks at Homer wearing a tag saying "Hi my name is Homer Simpson"* Mr Burns Hi.. you _______________ Artificial intelligence beats natural stupidity. This comment was edited by Raider on Jan 29 2005 09:01pm. |
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Garos - Student 
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"What's the point of this test?" "No point. I just thought he could stand to lose a little weight" "His jiggling is almost hypnotic..." "Yes. It's like a lava lamp" |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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"He shows up every Friday night....like Urkel...and he has a sweet and heavenly voice....like Urkel!" -Homer _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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Duffman - Student
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Homer : "Marge, you know how bashfull I am! I cant even say the word tit without giggiling like a school girl - tee hee he! Hehehe hehe hehe" _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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Homer: just because I'm not listening. doesn't mean I don't care _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals ... except the weasel. _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Ecks - Student 
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"Attempted murder, now honestly, what is that? Do they give the Nobel Prize for attempted chemistry?" - sideshow Bob _______________ "To become a greater man, you must be a lesser one first." |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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the episode of Bush and Homer Homer: There will be troubles Bush: Oh, troubles there will be! Homer: Yes troubles ... Bush: Big troubles ... Homer: You can count on it. Troubles! Bush: Yes ... for you. Homer: DOH! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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"Highdely ho neiboureeno." "Shut up Flanders." _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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Phantom - Student 
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Princaple Skinner: "We have unleashed cobras to eat all the green lizards" Lisa: "So what do we do when all the lizards are dead and cobras are running around the town?" Princiaple Skinner: "ooo thats alright then we unleash the garilas" Lisa: "and what about the garilas?" Priciaple Skinner: "In the winter garilas frezze" (Mind my spelling  ) _______________ -Phantom Ex-Master to Threat. Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment "Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world" |
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Jade Jedi - Retired
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Ralph:"whats a battle?" Super Intentent Charmers:"Did he just say whats a battle?" Principle Skinner:"Ah...No he said whats that rattle." P.S. I love this forum w00t for Garos. _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. This comment was edited by Jade Jedi on Jan 24 2005 05:01am. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Homer: "I wish God were alive to see this." _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Bart: Dad! You killed zombie Flanders!! Homer: He was a zombie? _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star. _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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LEO2033 - Student 
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Marge: There's a man here who can help you Homer/ Homer: Is it Batman? Marge: No Homer it isn't Batman, he's a scientist. Homer: But Batman's a Scientist! _______________ Katan's Music Bruver
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Garos - Student
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hahahaha Keep em' coming! |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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Lionel hutz: "So, how are you feeling Bart?" Bart: "I'm fine" Lionel: "Aw, look at that.. he says hes fine.. WRONG, YOU ARE NOT FINE. YOU ARE IN CONSTANT PAIN" _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Nelson:-"Four finger discount is a victomless crime, just like punch'in someone in the dark." _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Chief Wiggum: Uh, no, you got the wrong number. This is 9-1... 2. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Garos - Student
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Wiggum is easily the most unintelligent person in Springfield. Most people would say it's homer, but Homer usually comes up with a smart thing to say once in a while. Wiggum is just stupid all the time. *BOOOM!!!* "Oh right, the gas!" |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"Please do not offer my god a peanut." -Apu to Homer _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Chief Wiggum: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer? Chief Wiggum: Okay folks, show's over. Nothing to see here, show's... Oh my god! A horrible plane crash! Hey everybody, get a load of this flaming wreckage! Come on, crowd around, crowd around! _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID This comment was edited by xAnAtOs on Jan 18 2005 08:07am. |
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