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Garos - Student  |
The point of this post is for you to post your favourite Simpsons quote. Lionel Hutz: I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help but overhear you saying you need a babysitter! Homer: You babysit? Lionel Hutz: Oh yeah! I also do shoe repares. Homer: How much? Lionel Hutz: I charge $100 dollars an hour. Homer: I'll give you $10 and you can take 2 popsicles from the freezer. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: Alright, and I get to keep this old bird cage! Homer: Deal. *Lionel Hutz shuffles his tie* Lionel Hutz: Still got it!  |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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BAH!!! I cant believe I didn't post this earlier, Im so pissed at myself. Homer: Here's to alcohol, the cause of—and solution to—all life's problems. P.S. - If you are of age, this is a good toast, it will make people laugh, if you can't do a good Homer don't try. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Homer:"You know me Marge, I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my Homosexuals FA..LAAMING!" _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. This comment was edited by Jade Jedi on Jan 24 2005 04:59am. |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student
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Ralph Wiggam: "Tastes like burning!" _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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Scully: Homer, this is a lie detector. It detects when you're telling lies. Do you understand? Homer: Yes BOOOM *detector explodes* _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Senor Hat - Student 
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and look it comes with a free smoking monkey look he's taking another puff! _______________ I have beaten The Internet. The end guy was hard. |
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Garos - Student 
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lmao |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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Marge:"Homer, work just rang, they said if you dont go in tomorrow then dont bother going in on Monday." Homer:"Woo Hoo 4 day week end." _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. This comment was edited by Jade Jedi on Jan 16 2005 05:44am. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Quote: Homer: Marge? Since I'm not talking to Lisa, would you please ask her to pass me the syrup? Marge: Dear, please pass your father the syrup, Lisa. Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I will only pass the syrup if it won't be used on any meat product. Bart: You dunkin' your sausages in that syrup homeboy? Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning. Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart. Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out. Marge: Homer, you're not not-talking to me and secondly I heard what you said. Homer: Lisa, tell your mother to get off my case. Bart: Uhhh, dad, Lisa's the one you're not talking to. Homer: Bart, go to your room. Quote: Trent: [walking up] The man knows what he likes. Homer: Just taking care of business. Trent: If you don't, who will, huh? Trent Steele. Homer: Homer Si ... uh, Max Power. Trent: Oh, hey! Great name! Homer: Yeah, isn't it? I got it off a hair dryer. Trent: [laughs] I like a man who can poke fun at himself. [looks at his watch] Ooh, hey, my one o'clock cancelled. Eh, you had any lunch? Homer: Yeah, but I usually have three or four. Trent: So where to eat? You like Thai? Homer: Tie good. You like shirt? Quote: Homer: Yeah, Moe, that team sure did suck last night. They just plain sucked! I've seen teams suck before, but they were the suckiest bunch of sucks that ever sucked! Marge: HOMER! Homer: I gotta go Moe my damn weiner kids are listening. _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Jan 15 2005 01:23pm. |
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Jade Jedi - Retired
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"My name is Otto and I Loooooooove to get Blotto." _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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Garos - Student
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Take this object, but beware, it carries a terrible curse. Ooh, that's bad But it comes with a free frogurt! That's good! The frogurt is also cursed That's bad But you get your choice of topping! That's good! The topping contains potassium benzoate. ...that's bad Can I go now? |
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Duffman - Student 
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marge - Are you going to hit ned flanders in the head with that pipe and take the tickets? homer - ye-NO! _______________ *Sigh* Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone |
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Scythus Aratan - Student 
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Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done. (munch munch munch) Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them. What is a wedding? Webster's Dictionary defines a wedding as "The process of removing weeds from one's garden." ( giving a lecture on marriage ). They have the Internet on computers, now? If you really want something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers. I would rather let a 1000 guilty guys go free ... than chase after them. Chief Wiggum My favourites  . _______________ Padawan to the great Jacen Aratan! <Setementor> Scythus is a genius! Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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"we'll start with the basics ... playing a burning guitar with your teeth!" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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JavaGuy - Student 
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BUMP. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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Yea ur right Bail DIN DING DING DING _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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Achilles - Student 
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'Ohhh... marge, am I doomed to speand the rest of my life sweating like a pig?' Homer Says 'Not to mention looking like a pig, acting like a pig..' Bart adds in. 'Do not forget the smell!' Apu also adds _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"From now on, when people get wood, they'll think of Trojans!" _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Alrighty, this one is way too easy but... What was Apu's fake last name when he was trying to be American? _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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JavaGuy - Student
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"You've been pre-declined for every major credit card." Milhouse (sp?): "Bart! Nelson hit me!" Bart: "He sure did." "It was like I discovered a whole new way of cheating." --Bart explains how he got an A on a quiz by studying. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Aayla Secura - Ex-Student 
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some woman in a dark room with homer, homer 'likes' her. 'Come on Homer lets do it...' '????' (homer looking shocked) ............. 'LETS CALLL ROOMSERVICE!' _______________ IN UR FACE I'M NOT BLONDE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Wasn't it called the Flaming Moe's after he stole it, and it was called a Flaming Homer before he stole it, right? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Aayla Secura - Ex-Student
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'Are we there yet?' 'no!' 'Are we there yet?' 'no!' 'Are we there yet?' 'no!' 'Are we there yet?' 'no!' 'Are we there yet?' 'no!' _______________ IN UR FACE I'M NOT BLONDE! |
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YinYang - Ex-Student
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ok the ost famous even tho sum1 already posted it "DOH!!!!" or "mmmmmm doughnuts" I got a good trivia ? ok what was the name of the drikin that Homer invented. that MO stole and renamed it to what? (i want both names the original and the changed ) _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . This comment was edited by YinYang on Dec 04 2003 04:19pm. |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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When homer is about to be sucked into the black hole in his living room, he says: "Man i knew i should have listened to that scientist guy on the wheelchair!" hihihi :p and also: "Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." _______________ make install -not war |
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JavaGuy - Student
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"Keep oot!" --sign on Willy's supply closet _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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