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Garos - Student  |
The point of this post is for you to post your favourite Simpsons quote. Lionel Hutz: I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help but overhear you saying you need a babysitter! Homer: You babysit? Lionel Hutz: Oh yeah! I also do shoe repares. Homer: How much? Lionel Hutz: I charge $100 dollars an hour. Homer: I'll give you $10 and you can take 2 popsicles from the freezer. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: Alright, and I get to keep this old bird cage! Homer: Deal. *Lionel Hutz shuffles his tie* Lionel Hutz: Still got it!  |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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Aww damnit. Gimme some more trivia? "Good boy, you got the shinnning!" "You mean the Shining?" "Shh, you don't wanna get sued do you?" "Feel free to contact me whenever your father goes on a murderous rage. But don't be reading my mind between two and four. That's WILLY'S TIME!!!" _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister." "Take a memo on your Newton to beat up Martin." [Fellow bully scribbles "Beat up Martin" on his Apple Newton. The text resolves "Eat up Martha."] "Hey Homer, this house sucks!" "Bart, I told you _never_ to use that word. Call me Daddy." TV announcer: "Next, we'll talk to a man who's been hiccupping for twenty years!" Guy: "Kill me. [hic] Kill me. [hic] Kill me..." "Cuts heal, bones mend, and women dig scars!" TV producer: "Are you sure you're a writer?" Abraham: "I want my check!" TV producer: "You're a writer all right!" Principle Skinner at First-Grader orientation: "This is Jimbo Jones, the school bully. He will administer noogies, wedgies and nipple-twisters." Jimbo: "I look forward to wailing on all of you!" Marge's sister, in a flashback to when they were small children, tells Marge what her first day of school will be like: "At school they have this thing called a 'fire drill.' They use it to drill a flaming hole right into your head!" Oh, and the answer to my other triva question: Marge's ring came from a store called The Family Jewels. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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Marge: Homer! What are you doing with all these Bowling balls? Homer: Marge. I'm not gonna lie to you. <walks away> See you at 11. _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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I'll get you Beer Baron! <in background> No you won't! Yes I will! <in background again> Noooo! _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Otto: Woooh!!! A talking dog! What have you peopl been smoking when you were writing this? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. |
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Mreoton - Student |
Homer: Oh they have the internet on computers these days  |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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Bart: "So I could sell my soul for a nascar(or something close to it )..." Devil Flanders:" hehe that can be arranged." Bart:"nah I changed my mind." Marge:" Bart quit pestering satan" _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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JavaGuy - Student
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Good work Garos! _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Garos - Student 
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The frogurt is also cursed |
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Orion - Retired 
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Store Name: Stoners Pot Place Oto: "Man that is soo false advertising" LMAO!!! _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Garos - Student
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I FOOOOOUUUUUUND the answer! Lionel Hutz's law firm is called; "I can't believe it's a law firm!" lol I love it |
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Fate - Student 
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Homer: Does it go in the butt? _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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Silencio - Student 
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Homer - Who made you judge judy and executioner? _______________ Second-in-command of the mighty FiZZsters |
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bluntaxe - Ex-Student 
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Homer - "IM A RAGE-A-HOLIC ... I CANT LIVE WITHOUT RAGE-A-HOL!!!!!!!!" |
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GremReaper - Student 
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Ah huh. <Chop> <--- _______________ Xfire--kdgremreaper |
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Garos - Student 
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mmmmmmmmmmmm......sommmmmethiiiiiinnnnngg..... |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Moe: "Hey guys, I don't to turn this into some kind of p***ing contest"--scratches chin--"...or do I?" (This is sometimes edited when rerun.) _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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AngelD'Kana - Ex-Student 
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Dr.Nick: On my diet u can eat what u want whenever u want! Marge: And ull still lose weight? Dr.Nick: Sure, U might...Its a free country. -------------------------------------------- Homer: Linguo Dead? Linguo: Linguo is deeaaadddd *robot dies* -------------------------------------------- Homer: I guess this world just wasnt ready for this kinda technology *picks up axe* Marge: What r u going to do? Homer: Something i shouldve done a long time ago...*faces bart* ILL TEACH U TO MESS WITH MY MACHINE!!! _______________ SMILY RULES ALL AND SHE CANT DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT Quote: Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live. - Mark Twain <Jedi_Prodigy> BOOOO angel! SEE SMILY? JP EVEN THINKS IM RIGHT I WIN 12:15:30(AM)] * DJ_Sith gives Jacen_Solo a golden shower }{ [01:33:00(AM)] * DJ_Sith give `orion a wonderful golden shower! }{ [01:35:41(AM)] * DJ_Sith gives doobie|broke a wonderful golden shower!
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Lamagra: it's like this °QUICK to the Bee mobile! -You mean the old chevy? °... yes... _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Nov 13 2003 09:29pm. |
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Orion - Retired
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Lisa: Dad dont eat it! Its gonna kill you!!! Homer: Eh.. I've had a good run.. Lisa: Dad! Its Low Fat!!!!!! Home: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *throws crusant, then it explodes* _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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La Magra - Ex-Student |
Do you hear that? QUICK to the bee mobile! |
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Orion - Retired
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*bump!* _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Flanders: Todelidoki Neighboor Homer: Flanders, Shut up! |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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"Why you little..........!!!!!!" |
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JavaGuy - Student
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may know me from such instructional videos as 'Dig Your Own Grave and Save!'" _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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