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Garos - Student  |
The point of this post is for you to post your favourite Simpsons quote. Lionel Hutz: I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help but overhear you saying you need a babysitter! Homer: You babysit? Lionel Hutz: Oh yeah! I also do shoe repares. Homer: How much? Lionel Hutz: I charge $100 dollars an hour. Homer: I'll give you $10 and you can take 2 popsicles from the freezer. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: 3. Homer: 2. Lionel Hutz: Alright, and I get to keep this old bird cage! Homer: Deal. *Lionel Hutz shuffles his tie* Lionel Hutz: Still got it!  |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Lamagra: it's like this °QUICK to the Bee mobile! -You mean the old chevy? °... yes... _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Orion - Retired 
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Lisa: Dad dont eat it! Its gonna kill you!!! Homer: Eh.. I've had a good run.. Lisa: Dad! Its Low Fat!!!!!! Home: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO *throws crusant, then it explodes* _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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La Magra - Ex-Student |
Do you hear that? QUICK to the bee mobile! |
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Orion - Retired
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*bump!* _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Flanders: Todelidoki Neighboor Homer: Flanders, Shut up! |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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"Why you little..........!!!!!!" |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may know me from such instructional videos as 'Dig Your Own Grave and Save!'" _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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"Hi, everybody!" "Hi, Dr.Nick!" or The Mel Gibson scene: Crowd runs up "Hi, everybody..." "Hi, Mr. Gibson!" "Look at that blimp! And it's hanging from a balloon!" _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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bluntaxe - Ex-Student 
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"Thats the way it works here ... one hand washes the other, OOOOOPS that reminds me" |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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They saaaaaaay aaaaaai'm kindaaaa sloooooow eeeeeeeeh? -- Young boy in special class, when the Simpsons move to a new place, because Homer gets a new job at some place that is run by a terrorist. This was a boy in the class of Bart. The runner-up class  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Silent Whisper - Retired 
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bump! _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
ITS MY FIRST DAY!!!!!! |
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Furi0us - Student 
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OMFG u forgot the funniest one  Lisa: "What the hell is Yvan Eht Nioj??" Homer: "Nothing. It's just another meaningless saying. Like Ramalamadingdong, or, Give peace a chance." _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. |
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Orion - Retired
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*dies from laugher* ohh the memories OMG how can u ppl beforgeting the most classic simpson quiote Homer: "Hello my name is Mr. Burns.. I believe you have a lettter for me.." Guy: "Ok Mr. Burns..whats your first name?" Homer "I dont know..." an another good one: Homer: "Ohh they have the internet on computers now." Marge: "Homer Bill Gates is here." Homer: "Bill Gates? Computer Billionare Nerd Bill Gates..omg omg omg Get out of sight Marge, I dont want this to look like a two-bit operation? Gates: "Mr. Simpson" Homer: "YOu dont look so rich" Gates: "Dont let the hair cut full you im exedingly wealth" Homer: "Get aload of the bowl job Marge" Gates: "Your internet ad was brought to my attention.. and i just cnat figure out what , what if anything CompuGlobalHyperMegaNet does.. So wrather than risk compeating with you I've decided to simply buy you out." Homer: "This is it Marge I've poored my soul in to this buisness and its finally paying off, and now were rich! richer than astronauts! Marge: "Homer quiet or you'll queer the deal" Homer: "Oh right...I reluctantly accept you purposal" Gates: "Well everyone alwasy does...Buy him out boys!" *nerds destroy stuff* Homer: "Hey what the hell is goin on?" Gates: "Oh I didnt get rich by writing a lot of checks..*evil laughter* _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Silent Whisper - Retired
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My God how can you people forget the classic??? "Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm beer" "Let the bears pay the bear tax, I pay the Homer tax!" "That's the Homeowner's tax" "Well anyways I'm still outraged." Did anyone catch the philosophical joke in that episode? HINT: It has to do with an informal fallcy. "Welcome to Itchy and Scratchy Land, where nothing can possibLIE go wrong" Silence "PossiBLY go wrong. Heh, that's the first thing that's ever gone wrong." Silence "Oh dear. Kids tell me when your father stops scratching himself." Long pause "Kids?" "We'll tell you, mom." "What are you gonna do? Release the hounds? Release the bees?Or release the hounds with the bees and when they bark they shoot bees out of their mouths?! Go ahead! Do your worst!" "My worst, eh? Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons..." "Come on pudgy boy work those abs!" "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" "Shake shake shake, shake shake shake..." "Oh my God his ass is about to explode!" "Look Santa's Little Helper is running after that dog! He looks like he's trying to jump over her but can't make it..." I have more but am having thinking cramps.. _______________ "I have learned from Vergere only that there is no such thing as sides of the Force....for the side is merely a reflection of your intentions of the Force. Use it in hate, and it will be hate. Use it offensively in good, and you will find my Truth." -Jacen Solo, "Traitor", New Jedi Order |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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I just can't stop! "Let the record show the witness made the 'drinky, drinky' gesture." "He just disappeared!" "Yeah, into fat air." "When my son is born, the first thing he's going to see is a man with a good job." "Yeah, a doctor." "Remember when we, uh, joined the Castle Club?" (Marge referring to their premarital tryst on a miniature golf course) "We're parked in the Itchy lot." (You have to see this one to appreciate just how funny it is. My wife and I say this all the time whenever we park in a lot so huge that it's a sure thing we'll have trouble finding the car again.) "Lyndon LaRouche was right!" (bonus points to anyone who remembers what this is from) "How would you like it if I came into your house and started rubbing up and down against your leg?" "If _you_ did it, sir?" "I have two and a half words for you: Gulp-n-Blow." "That doesn't look very convenient." "The offensive baseball cap! Dare you read it?" _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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JavaGuy - Student
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For extra points: Who remembers the name of Lionel Hutz's law firm? How about the store where Homer bought Marge her engagement ring? And no fair using Google. (Honor system, please!) _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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JavaGuy - Student
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"I'll need to see your driver's license." "No can do officer. I don't have one, but if you need identification I wrote my name in my underwear. Oops! These aren't mine." "That's it mister! Until you get a license and wear your own underwear, you're suspended from further duty." And of course, my web page has had a Simpsons quote on it for months: http://sammckee.com/. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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homer:*Drools* _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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DOH !! |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
homer: And here I am using my lungs as a s**ker homer: And here I am using my legs as a s**ker lolol |
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La Magra - Ex-Student |
MY EYES MY EYES THE GOGGLES DO NOT WORK!!!!! P.S. : Ranier Wolfcastle as Radioactive Man This comment was edited by La Magra on Nov 11 2003 03:06pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Yeah All great ones Let me think of my own personal favorite *sits here thinking for two hours* Flanders: "Quickly, peddle against the stream" Homer: "Wroooong, Flanders! In this case you just let the sea bring you back to the beach" ... Doh!! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Menaxia - Student 
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You forgot the timeless classic: "Now I'll pull my legs out with my arms".....(squelch) "And now I'll pull my arms out with my face." From the episode with 'Stampy' the elephant _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Rei D'Kana - Ex-Student |
Homer: I believe I had a hat? *man throws out hat* Homer: hihihihihihihihihi (and runs off) Real simpson fans know the context of this scene hehe I laughed my a*s off  Homer: Now, I am going to do like this *makes eating movement in the air while talking to a pie) Homer: And if you are in the way, then thats your own problem *Homer starts moving closer to the pie while making the eating movement and seriously hurts his head very bad against a Cupboard* Homer: DD'OOH!! |
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