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SIMPSONS QUOTES! :D
Nov 11 2003 06:57am

Garos
 - Student
Garos
The point of this post is for you to post your favourite Simpsons quote.


Lionel Hutz: I was just going through your garbage, and I couldn't help but overhear you saying you need a babysitter!
Homer: You babysit?
Lionel Hutz: Oh yeah! I also do shoe repares.
Homer: How much?
Lionel Hutz: I charge $100 dollars an hour.
Homer: I'll give you $10 and you can take 2 popsicles from the freezer.
Lionel Hutz: 3.
Homer: 2.
Lionel Hutz: 3.
Homer: 2.
Lionel Hutz: Alright, and I get to keep this old bird cage!
Homer: Deal.
*Lionel Hutz shuffles his tie*
Lionel Hutz: Still got it!:D

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Dec 05 2003 11:28pm

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

"You've been pre-declined for every major credit card."

Milhouse (sp?): "Bart! Nelson hit me!"
Bart: "He sure did."

"It was like I discovered a whole new way of cheating." --Bart explains how he got an A on a quiz by studying.


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Dec 04 2003 07:39pm

Aayla Secura
 - Ex-Student
 Aayla Secura

some woman in a dark room with homer, homer 'likes' her.
'Come on Homer lets do it...'
'????' (homer looking shocked)
.............
'LETS CALLL ROOMSERVICE!'
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IN UR FACE I'M NOT BLONDE!

Dec 04 2003 04:52pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Wasn't it called the Flaming Moe's after he stole it,
and it was called a Flaming Homer before he stole it, right?:P
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Dec 04 2003 04:50pm

Aayla Secura
 - Ex-Student
 Aayla Secura

'Are we there yet?'
'no!'
'Are we there yet?'
'no!'
'Are we there yet?'
'no!'
'Are we there yet?'
'no!'
'Are we there yet?'
'no!'

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IN UR FACE I'M NOT BLONDE!

Dec 04 2003 04:13pm

YinYang
 - Ex-Student
 YinYang

ok the ost famous even tho sum1 already posted it "DOH!!!!":P
or "mmmmmm doughnuts":P
I got a good trivia ?
ok what was the name of the drikin that Homer invented.
that MO stole and renamed it to what?
(i want both names the original and the changed:D)
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This comment was edited by YinYang on Dec 04 2003 04:19pm.

Dec 04 2003 10:39am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

When homer is about to be sucked into the black hole in his living room, he says:

"Man i knew i should have listened to that scientist guy on the wheelchair!"

hihihi :p

and also:

"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done."
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Dec 04 2003 04:40am

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

"Keep oot!" --sign on Willy's supply closet


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Dec 04 2003 02:16am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

Aww damnit. Gimme some more trivia?

"Good boy, you got the shinnning!"
"You mean the Shining?"
"Shh, you don't wanna get sued do you?"

"Feel free to contact me whenever your father goes on a murderous rage. But don't be reading my mind between two and four. That's WILLY'S TIME!!!"
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Dec 04 2003 02:05am

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

"Bart, don't use the Touch of Death on your sister."

"Take a memo on your Newton to beat up Martin." [Fellow bully scribbles "Beat up Martin" on his Apple Newton. The text resolves "Eat up Martha."]

"Hey Homer, this house sucks!"
"Bart, I told you _never_ to use that word. Call me Daddy."

TV announcer: "Next, we'll talk to a man who's been hiccupping for twenty years!"
Guy: "Kill me. [hic] Kill me. [hic] Kill me..."

"Cuts heal, bones mend, and women dig scars!"

TV producer: "Are you sure you're a writer?"
Abraham: "I want my check!"
TV producer: "You're a writer all right!"

Principle Skinner at First-Grader orientation: "This is Jimbo Jones, the school bully. He will administer noogies, wedgies and nipple-twisters."
Jimbo: "I look forward to wailing on all of you!"

Marge's sister, in a flashback to when they were small children, tells Marge what her first day of school will be like: "At school they have this thing called a 'fire drill.' They use it to drill a flaming hole right into your head!"

Oh, and the answer to my other triva question: Marge's ring came from a store called The Family Jewels.


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Nov 17 2003 05:42am

Muad'dib
 - Student
 Muad'dib

Marge: Homer! What are you doing with all these Bowling balls?
Homer: Marge. I'm not gonna lie to you. <walks away> See you at 11.

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"It's because I love you.
No. It's because I love you"
Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none.
I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES!


Nov 17 2003 05:39am

Muad'dib
 - Student
 Muad'dib

I'll get you Beer Baron!
<in background> No you won't!
Yes I will!
<in background again> Noooo!
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"It's because I love you.
No. It's because I love you"
Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none.
I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES!


Nov 16 2003 10:33pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Otto: Woooh!!! A talking dog! What have you peopl been smoking when you were writing this?
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Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Nov 16 2003 08:19pm

Mreoton
 - Student

Homer: Oh they have the internet on computers these days :P

Nov 16 2003 08:03pm

Silent Whisper
 - Retired
 Silent Whisper

Bart: "So I could sell my soul for a nascar(or something close to it :P)..."
Devil Flanders:" hehe that can be arranged."
Bart:"nah I changed my mind."
Marge:" Bart quit pestering satan"
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Nov 16 2003 05:13pm

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

Good work Garos!


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Nov 16 2003 01:29am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

The frogurt is also cursed:D

Nov 15 2003 06:26am

Orion
 - Retired
 Orion

Store Name: Stoners Pot Place
Oto: "Man that is soo false advertising"


LMAO!!!
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Nov 15 2003 12:12am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

I FOOOOOUUUUUUND the answer!

Lionel Hutz's law firm is called;
"I can't believe it's a law firm!"

lol I love it :D

Nov 14 2003 01:10pm

Fate
 - Student
 Fate

Homer: Does it go in the butt?
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Gom gom gom gom gom!


Nov 14 2003 11:32am

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

Homer - Who made you judge judy and executioner?
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Nov 14 2003 10:13am

bluntaxe
 - Ex-Student
 bluntaxe

Homer - "IM A RAGE-A-HOLIC ... I CANT LIVE WITHOUT RAGE-A-HOL!!!!!!!!"

Nov 14 2003 05:15am

GremReaper
 - Student
 GremReaper

Ah huh.
<Chop>

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Nov 14 2003 04:34am

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

mmmmmmmmmmmm......sommmmmethiiiiiinnnnngg.....

Nov 13 2003 11:57pm

JavaGuy
 - Student
 JavaGuy

Moe: "Hey guys, I don't to turn this into some kind of p***ing contest"--scratches chin--"...or do I?"

(This is sometimes edited when rerun.)


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Nov 13 2003 08:29pm

AngelD'Kana
 - Ex-Student
 AngelD'Kana

Dr.Nick: On my diet u can eat what u want whenever u want!
Marge: And ull still lose weight?
Dr.Nick: Sure, U might...Its a free country.
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Homer: Linguo Dead?
Linguo: Linguo is deeaaadddd *robot dies*
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Homer: I guess this world just wasnt ready for this kinda technology *picks up axe*
Marge: What r u going to do?
Homer: Something i shouldve done a long time ago...*faces bart* ILL TEACH U TO MESS WITH MY MACHINE!!!:D:D
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