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this is a "nonsense" forum, but there are a few exceptions... including:
"long" posts (hitting enter a ton) spam i'll update this as i see new crap... come on guys, this is a place to show your creativity! _______________ -Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament -I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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o.O _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Trad Redav - Student 
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Quote: Interesting point: Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg? Er... Mixed Up Mother Goose nursery rhyme computer game thingie... various illustrated books... yeah... I think it's just generally assumed. But hey, nowhere does it say Jack and Jill are humans, yet they are invariably shown as such. You have a good point, though. _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Scythus Aratan - Student 
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Quote:
Quote: humpty sat on al wall, he had a great fall, all the king's men wouldn't clean him up because the king's men wanted eggs for breakfast!! yum!! muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! hehe ...I was young then. Oh, the memories... (I can't even remember when I said that. Consider how few comments I've made over the years, you'd think I'd be able to keep track of them...) Interesting point: Where in the nursery rhyme does it say Humpty Dumpty was an egg? _______________ Padawan to the great Jacen Aratan! <Setementor> Scythus is a genius! Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart |
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Trad Redav - Student
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Quote: humpty sat on al wall, he had a great fall, all the king's men wouldn't clean him up because the king's men wanted eggs for breakfast!! yum!! muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! hehe ...I was young then. Oh, the memories... (I can't even remember when I said that. Consider how few comments I've made over the years, you'd think I'd be able to keep track of them...) _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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This SO needs to be bumped! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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Brr....*imagines Trekked pulling Arina onto a Bantha and riding off into the Tatooine sunset* _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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they havn't been around in a bit..perhaps they have eloped.. *shudders at the nasty mental image* _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Jello` - Student 
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*Points to arina and trekked or arina/trekked _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Bump I bumped this because I feel it should be brought back up again. Arina, you better read this. _______________ slorp |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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That's not how I heard it! lol
_______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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too bad i'm gonna finish the joke
There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose foot was stuck in a bucket.. he got a saw, and cut it off so he decided to chuck it _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Whose... Uh, nevermind. I think we all know that one!
_______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Chicka - Ex-Student 
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Continued from the Jack and Jill joke....
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuana, Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "I dun wanna" |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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ioshee, you're so sick, I think I cant even compete.
*that was intended to be a compliment, just in case... well..*  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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ioshee - Student 
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There once was a man from the cape
Who made his garments from crape When asked "will they tear?" He replied "here and there..." "But they keep such a beautiful shape." _______________ One of the Belouve boys |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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man.. dont spam it. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Demon - Student 
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*A homeless guy was sleaping in a park , in a bush. Along came a guy who was a g....which sexual orientation wasn't entirely alright. He looked at the homeless guy.........Why not. After that what has happened, the guy left the homeless one 50$. The guy woke up "Oh man, 50 bucks!!! He ran into an alcoholic shop and baught 2 beers. This history was reapeted 2 times and on the third day the shop assistant asked: "2 beers??" "No 2 wines, because my butt awfully hurts after those beers."
"A ciggarett smoker, an alcoholic and a gay went to a doctor. That doctor told them, that if they do one of the following things, it's gonna kill them. And so they went into a bar. Inside the alcoholic couldn't resist, drank some beer, and died. Then the ciggarette smoker and the gay went on. They both saw a not fully smoked ciggarette on the ground. The smoker said: "I can't stand it, I have to." The gay said: "Man, don't bend over or we'll both die." If you want to see something funny go here:http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/trek.html
(This has got to be my longest post ever) _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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heheheh my turn...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" A grass hopper goes into the bar and orders a drink. the barteder say "hey we got a drink named after you!" and the grass hopper says "what?? Kevin??" _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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I can't even compete in here
but anyone knows: "Spangenlanger Hansl und Nudeldicke Dirn" ? me neither.... *runs away* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill With a keg of brandy Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy. Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill's now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass And now two of his front teeth are missing. - Unknown _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Feb 05 2003 10:43pm. |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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humpty sat on al wall, he had a great fall, all the king's men wouldn't clean him up because the king's men wanted eggs for breakfast!! yum!!
muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! hehe _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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"Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with $2.50" -Andrew "Dice" Clay This guy walks into a bar.... and man, it hurt like hell. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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hmm..maybe a few more jokes might help me get along
"Lil boy blue.....cause he needed the money" "lil miss muffet, sat on her tuffet (what the hell is a tuffet) eating her curds and wey, along came a spider, sat down beside her, and with a 22 she blew it away" "lil jack horner sat in his corner eating some christmas pie, he stuck in his thumb and said "F*** that's hot"" _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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acey, you have to inform your limbs and organs of what you are doing.
C, your lung was just curious and bame out what might have happened.
_______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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*runs 20 metres and passes out from exhaustion* _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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