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doobie - Jedi Council  |
this is a "nonsense" forum, but there are a few exceptions... including:
"long" posts (hitting enter a ton) spam i'll update this as i see new crap... come on guys, this is a place to show your creativity! _______________ -Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament -I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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man.. dont spam it.  _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Demon - Student 
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*A homeless guy was sleaping in a park , in a bush. Along came a guy who was a g....which sexual orientation wasn't entirely alright. He looked at the homeless guy.........Why not. After that what has happened, the guy left the homeless one 50$. The guy woke up "Oh man, 50 bucks!!! He ran into an alcoholic shop and baught 2 beers. This history was reapeted 2 times and on the third day the shop assistant asked: "2 beers??" "No 2 wines, because my butt awfully hurts after those beers."
"A ciggarett smoker, an alcoholic and a gay went to a doctor. That doctor told them, that if they do one of the following things, it's gonna kill them. And so they went into a bar. Inside the alcoholic couldn't resist, drank some beer, and died. Then the ciggarette smoker and the gay went on. They both saw a not fully smoked ciggarette on the ground. The smoker said: "I can't stand it, I have to." The gay said: "Man, don't bend over or we'll both die." If you want to see something funny go here:http://www.starwarsspoofs.com/trek.html 
(This has got to be my longest post ever) _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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heheheh my turn...
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "why the long face?" A grass hopper goes into the bar and orders a drink. the barteder say "hey we got a drink named after you!" and the grass hopper says "what?? Kevin??" _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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I can't even compete in here
but anyone knows: "Spangenlanger Hansl und Nudeldicke Dirn" ? me neither.... *runs away* _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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Jack And Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill With a keg of brandy Jack got stewed, Jill got screwed Now it's Jack, Jill and Andy. Jack and Jill went up the hill For just an itty bitty. Jill's now two months overdue, And Jack has left the city. Jack and Jill Went up the hill And planned to do some kissing. Jack made a pass, and grabbed her ass And now two of his front teeth are missing. - Unknown _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Feb 05 2003 10:43pm. |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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humpty sat on al wall, he had a great fall, all the king's men wouldn't clean him up because the king's men wanted eggs for breakfast!! yum!!
muahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! hehe _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"Jack and Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with $2.50" -Andrew "Dice" Clay This guy walks into a bar.... and man, it hurt like hell. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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hmm..maybe a few more jokes might help me get along
"Lil boy blue.....cause he needed the money" "lil miss muffet, sat on her tuffet (what the hell is a tuffet) eating her curds and wey, along came a spider, sat down beside her, and with a 22 she blew it away" "lil jack horner sat in his corner eating some christmas pie, he stuck in his thumb and said "F*** that's hot"" _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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acey, you have to inform your limbs and organs of what you are doing.
C, your lung was just curious and bame out what might have happened.
_______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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*runs 20 metres and passes out from exhaustion* _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Bubu - Hubbub
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LOL!!!!
*sirens can be heard in the distance* uh ohh.. acey, get up... i think you better run, they are coming for you!! RUN FOREST RUN!!!! _______________ make install -not war |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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now this is gonna get nasty...
*takes his gloves that he's not wearing off* time to get crude.... Big bad wolf goes up to little red riding hood and says "hey lil red riding hood, lift up your shit so i can suck your tits.." "NO!!!" says lil red riding hood...and lifts up her skirt, "eat me like the book says so" *sits and waits for the disiplinary team to come take him away* _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Vaughn - Student 
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hopefully you will reveal
the trick in veal the trick in veal! hopefully you will reveal for sheeps fur is on hank? _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Master Lew - Student 
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Mary had a little lamb
its fleece was white as ink, It chewed up all the wallpaper, And spit it down the sink.  _______________ Brick Assassin for Hire Here, have a brick!
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Vaughn - Student
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Ohhh Ya, Duffman _______________ When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are. - Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson |
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Hector Thrawn - Ex-Student 
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no no no acey it goes like this:
"when mary had a little lamb the doctoer was surprised, but when old mcdonald had a farm the doctor nearly died!" |
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Sared - Retired 
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Ok,ok, sorry for introducing the infini/annoying post  hmm, to come up with something better... How about this: If pro's and con's are opposites, what's the opposite of progress? _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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Hahaha... Funny as hell, Ace.
Edit: Mary had a little lamb was my favorite song, but now u ruined it 4 me! _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. This comment was edited by Flamori Athena on Feb 02 2003 10:44pm. |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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hehehehe joke time,
"Mary had a little lamb....her husband fainted.." _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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actually I did not hit enter a dozen times, but this should be a thingy a parser sorts out.
wait, that sentence actually made sense. /me leaves forum _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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SaltyDJ - Ex-Student 
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So YOU'RE the guy who removed my post from these forums!! CURSE YOU TO AN ENTERNITY IN HELL! WITH ABSOLUTELY NO HOT CHICKS!!! 
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doobie - Jedi Council 
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hahahaha... he fell... hahaha _______________ -Academy Leader/Dictator/Defeater of DJ Sith and JACen Solo in the JAK+ Tournament -I do think it (the JA) will help convert dozens, maybe hundreds, to the dork nation... --me |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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i have a joke:
one day, an old man decided to go for a walk.... he walked... and walked... and walked.. and walked... and walked some more.... and then some more... and then the decided to... walk some more... and then he fell!!
isn't that funny? _______________ make install -not war |
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Aron - Retired 
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Already removed my thread. Some people seem to have gotten the idea my "legalised spamming" thread was an invitation, but it was actually a comment on the fact that spammers have now gotten their own forum, which is actually wrong too, but anyways.... pluh!
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Kalheka - Student 
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I thought it was a drive for the "annoying as hell" forum. I was only trying to do my part to support all the JA's efforts.
Ok not all that funny. Back to the drawing board. Note to self: scrap plans for the next 12 posts...... _______________ Death is only the beginning. |
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