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Dec 02 2003 03:40pm

Vasper Ba'xian
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OK heres where you post what ever it is that you think women complain about too much. Or what ever they are complaining about ATM.

Mine: The Toilet Seat.

I think I'm a fair guy. I'll meet in the middle. I believe in a 50/50 relationship. SO.....
Whats the big deal about putting the toilet seat DOWN? Putting it up I can understand. But DOWN? Women have the luxury(spelling?) of not having to worry about this. So I say 50/50. Men put it up and women put it down. What ya think?
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Women should have to worry bout putting it down?

vote results
Damn straight!! Damn straight!! [12 votes] [41%]
I guess. I guess. [4 votes] [14%]
Naa! go head and do it for em. Naa! go head and do it for em. [6 votes] [21%]
STFU Vasper! STFU Vasper! [7 votes] [24%]

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Dec 06 2003 06:26pm

Achilles
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 Achilles

lol poor Vasper.. lol
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Dec 06 2003 04:51pm

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

I dont have dog problems :D lol
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Dec 06 2003 02:29pm

Vasper Ba'xian
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 Vasper Ba'xian

ok TMI wolf..lol

My new one is: Taking the dog out. BTW our dog is a Toy Poodle name "Frodo" (we're big LOTR fans)

I bought the dog for her. which means it's HER DOG. However, I take him out 95% of the time. I have to get all bundled up and stand outside for ten min while he finds a suitable spot to take a dump. The few times she has taken him out, she stands there for "1 MIN" then grabs him and comes back in. "He won't go for me; here you take him out."!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!This so irks me.

but wolf is right. its' the little things that make ya love em so damn much.
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This comment was edited by Vasper Ba'xian on Dec 06 2003 07:57pm.

Dec 04 2003 11:36am

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

But no the less, I love her with whole my heart :)
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Dec 04 2003 11:36am

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

LMAO my girlfriend complains if I stay on the toilet too long :P (cause I spend 10 minutes there for a big one you know what I mean? :P)
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Dec 04 2003 10:48am

Bubu
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 Bubu

excellent point 3th. if you don't notice the toilet seat is up, i don't even want you in my bathroom, much less anywhere near me! :P

and when you do notice that the seat is up, what is the big deal? it takes one second and about 0.0001 calories to put the damn thing down. and then i never heard a man complain that he has to raise the seat every time. and don't tell me that it's because women always raise it back up because no way!! :P
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Dec 04 2003 02:07am

SilkMonkey
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I just thought bout some girls I know falling into a toilet. ROFLMFAO

Oh man...soooo funny...

Btw, people in my household (brother namely) don't like to flush after taking a whiz. Then if I come in to take a whiz...*gags and dies*

SO F**KIN FLUSH THE TOILET!!!

Oh, and leave the seat up. They are on hinges, so a woman can just flip the thing down.
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Dec 04 2003 01:28am

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

Another thing I noticed women like to complain about is taking a nap. For some reason, the site of a man sleeping just drives them NUTS!!! That's when they decide to ask you to do stuff or ask some other question that just "can't wait" 'til after your nap.

I'm really good at playing 'possum though!:D

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Dec 04 2003 01:22am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

true how can you not see that there is no seat down? wth?
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Dec 03 2003 09:38pm

Jello`
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3th: you are my hero.

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Dec 03 2003 09:26pm

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

ROFLMAO:D
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Dec 03 2003 08:17pm

3th
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 3th

how can you NOT notice the seat isn't down? do you fly into the bathroom ass first? that just seems like very dumb reasoning to me. :P

but anyway, i sit down to pee too (only at home i might add). makes for less clean-up, just because you're pointing the gun the right direction, doesn't mean that things always fire right straight. yes i am a man, and yes i want to do as little work as possible when it can be easily avoided. :D
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Dec 03 2003 06:55am

Plo Koon
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 Plo Koon

hah true
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Dec 03 2003 05:38am

Jedi_Fluoxetin
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 Jedi_Fluoxetin

Improve your peeing accuracy :alliance:

Dec 03 2003 03:09am

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

Women behind you isnt there flash:D
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Dec 03 2003 03:04am

Zoro Kakashi
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 Zoro Kakashi

men pee with seat up, do we clean up after it? urine stains could be all over, you want your beloved to sit on that?
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Dec 03 2003 12:54am

Flash
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 Flash

I don't care if they complain. I still love em.:D

Dec 02 2003 11:09pm

Roan Belouve
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 Roan Belouve

LOL

I was having the same discussion not so long ago.
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Dec 02 2003 10:44pm

La Magra
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smily is right actually its just courtious to put it down and it saves you alot of discussions :D

Dec 02 2003 09:17pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

hehe... yeah
I don't think she'll like it though :P

Woman sure can complain:)
But at these moments I'm actually glad I'm kinda ugly... :P
I'll won't have the annoying b*tches like you people have them as much :P
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Dec 02 2003 09:14pm

Jello`
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I'd love to see a girl fall into a toilet... hahahaha
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Dec 02 2003 07:49pm

Orion
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haha i always put teh seat and lit down, cause ya its true about the bacteria and germs come out if u dont. and plus thats how i was raised to put the seat and lit down LOL :D
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Dec 02 2003 07:44pm

Smilykrazy
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Ok, not that i really care or anything but i think the whole idea is that women have to sit on the toilet for everything they do where as if men go they stand. If you leave the seat up and a woman doesnt notice it, she can fall in the toilet! Its really just a courtesy for a man to put the seat down, thats all! :P
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Dec 02 2003 04:15pm

Battlin' Billy
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When I was living with my Ex, I always put both the seat AND the cover down. They say that when you flush, all the germs and bacteria in the bowl come shooting out and the cover helps keep that stuff in there.

Oh yeah, she never complained about that, but there's an entire 'laundry list' of other things she bitched about!

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Dec 02 2003 04:12pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

lol, women only nag and complain because us men don't do the jobs in the first place...can't belive i just said that but i heard it on the radio few weeks ago lol
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