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Aron - Retired  |
01. Is it in yet? 02. Is that it? 03. You have to be kidding me 04. (phone rings) Hi? Oh, nothing special. You? 05. Am I supposed to pay you for this? 06. Should I call you tomorrow? 07. Oh mama, mama!!! 08. Oh daddy, daddy!!! 09. You look better in the dark. 10. Oh, this is much better than with my last boy/girlfriend. 11. I thought it was supposed to go into the other hole 12. Don't tell my husband/wife 13. You have the same bra as my mom (particularly bad if the girl says this  14. This sucks 15. Could you hurry up a bit? I have to go to a meeting 16. I hope you're not expecting a raise 17. I think this could make you get the job 18. Damn, is that all you know ?! 19. Did I mention I have herpes? 20. We have to get married now 21. Hurry up, the game is on in a few! 22. I'm hungry 23. I'm thirsty 24. zzzzzzzzzz 25. Are you trying to be funny? 26. Can you drop me off when you're done? 27. Are those real? 28. Before I forget, I'm breaking up with you 29. What is that smell? Is that you? 30. You've never done this before? 31. WOW! I've never boobs like that! (and then start grabbing them) 32. Do you know what certain female spiders do after mating? 33. You sure look like your sister 34. Your mom's pretty nice 35. What did you say your name was? 36. Do I really still have to be here in the morning? 37. Again? I had trouble staying awake the first time! 38. Owwww, and you had just started 39. You're almost as good as a 9-year-old -- and I can know! 40. Don't touch that! 41. You wanna order a pizza? 42. I think my dad is eavesdropping 43. Smile, you're on Candid Camera! 44. Is there anything nice on TV? 45. Get your hand away from there! 46. I think the condom tore 10 mins ago 47. I knew you had a stuffed bra! 48. "Cover me guys, I'm going in!" 49. TIMBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!! 50. The ceiling needs some white paint ;-) This post was edited by Aron on Dec 30 2003 08:31pm. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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HAhaha!!! Funny stuff!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it! 
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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CuZzA - Student 
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after having it: Does the baby come out the poo hole or the wee hole? _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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What about: That goes THERE??? Gosh.... And btw I wouldnt know _______________ Quote: Fizz: Omg, one of aratans paddies Bro to: Jacen Aratan, D@RtHM@UL, Sednox And Bail *w00t* !Quote: Darkwood: There is no luck in JK2, only when Jacen wins a duel
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Trekked - Student 
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 i think i am gonna be sick now...yeah, excuse me leaves thread and pukes in a trash can, the puke melts through the bag and the bottom of the can _______________ he's a Real nowhere man,Sitting in his Nowhere land.making all his Nowhere plans for nobody |
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Axion - Student 
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LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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SedNox - Student 
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"am i supposed to paying you for this?" HAHAHAHA, now thats goood!!!! _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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Fonz - Student 
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oh..... so THAT'S where i've been going wrong! _______________ Support bacteria, they're the only culture some people have. |
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Roan Belouve - Retired 
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This is my all time favourite Star Wars geek line but didn't go down (Narf Narf) well when I used it "Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!". _______________ *Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same . Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)
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Achilles - Student 
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LMAO KUELLER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Kueller - Student 
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Another one: Damn, I have to pee This happens to me a lot _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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ARON RULES!!! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Enialis K'tarr - Student 
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LOL _______________ Enialis K'tarr <Do not give in to your anger, anger leads to hate, hate leads to suffering and suffering leads to the dark side> Yoda- Brother in arms to Shadow Hunter, Name brother to Nitrous |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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I admit being guilty to 10 and 33 (honestly not kidding but its a loong story so ask me if you really have to know) _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Achilles - Student
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LMAO!! _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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I'm guilty of 6, 10(mumbled and played off), 35(i was really drunk and trying to be funny), and 48. _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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"Wow, it's true! You can drink an ugly girl pretty, but you can't drink a fat girl thin." _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Lancer007 - Student 
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LMAO!!! |
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Mreoton - Student |
LoL You look better in the dark. |
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Cyb - Student 
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hehe nice 1 _______________ ~~ Love all, trust a few, do wrong to none! ~~ |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Bad Flamori....go clean it up !! |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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*snorts milk all over the keyboard* _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Aron - Retired 
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bumpz0r |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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50: The ceiling needs some white paint I say that all the time _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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D@RtHM@UL - Student
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ROFL !!! |
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