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DJ Sith - Jedi Council  |
For those that don't know we reply to each other's freestyle with a counter freestyle. Insults are OK... here goes.
Word to your uncles My style makes you buckle I'll tag "n00b" on your back to bring out a chuckle. Gonna start this rap off right, like a pre-emptive strike My rhymes come fast and hard and knock you smack off your bike Cuz you call me DJ but no I don't spin My lyrical disease makes you look thin. Thin as a rail, pounded by hail I get in trouble and yo moms post my bail Bail me out of trouble and climb these four walls I'll take an air vent into the bathroom stalls. And sneak on up like level 3 mind trick Through your window with this freestyle so hard like a brick. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This post was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 07 2003 07:09am. |
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skankerkid - Student 
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kev, im not that good at this but here it goes: my name is ari dont confused it with atari better say sorry because im going to a party your not invited so hah ! _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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DaRtH-MoBiLiTy - Student 
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ROFLMAO!!!! Alright, I have got to try my turn at this, DONT LAUGH!!!, lol.... Stick'n Like Peanut Butter I'm here to stay Don't rag down on my Motha' Cause Moby Don't Play I eat MC's like a freak'n steak I drop A1 on yo ass And bust out a break....goes like: Boom, cha, cha, Boom, Boom, Cha You soiled your pants and we all sure laughed Dont mess with my saber cause your skillz are cashed. I'll RDFA ya like it aint no thang and I'll slap ya with with some scissors And make your grandma sing. Yes, I am the fo shizzle, names' DaRtH-MoBiLiTy No, I aint' no freak'n playa like Jedi-Prodigy But I do sit on throne, of might cause I'm tha King, No JJ your just cheese boy, hanging from a string. So, now I will leave you, pick up your bottom lip Cause, YES you did just see the man who makes your momma trip. Just tell her I'll be back to make her pain subside, And the lil' moby will please huh, and take her for a ride..... (oh good Lord, lol...that was fun) -DM- _______________ One Day, it will all end. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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OMG somebody please perm this thread lmao! _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Ataris - Milwaukees Finest 
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ok.. This is not a battle against anyone of you guys.. just posting for fun  Go B, show 'em the real Big Ben, 2 times, few times, new rhymes, B10. The wickest, the sickest, the realest shit out there against the richest, with bitches, ye, 'em with the lo-cut hair I hope you all can feel this beat, the one I produce, the one rushing right through your feet, down to the ground making that phat b-boy sound. ------------------------------------------ And another one to continue your pain: I'm straight from the street-top, from my own block, I give people their champion, just like The Rock, No need for no girlfriends, no dirty ho, They just fuck you, leave you, and take all you own, My troops back in Finland they're all that I need, The same as you big stars, just not smoking weed, So don't I make myself loud and clear, Or should I raise it some more so you bitches can hear. ------------------------------------------ hahah, this one I just found in a drawer.. It's an old one I wrote with my friend when we were little and thought we were rappers Props to Redrama for his prophecy, Afu-Ra's still tryin to make sum equality, or maybe they're just acting like it, but I don't care, I still try to rap about life as a funfair, I'm hitting the streets hard, with B10nik, FronlinERS, The team with great cards, Just got to play 'em right, not gonna start no fight, just plain rhymes to the beats that what we do, aiight.. --------------------------------------------- Ok, now there will prolly be a lot that doesn't quite fit in here.. but oh well I'm not Snoop you know.. Peace out..  _______________ [ Honorable mentions: aph3x | Milamber | Bail Hope Belouve | Jaiko D'Kana | Rosered | JediEthic | Mike/JJ/TheKing | Kensei | Dane | Gradius | Thomas Skywalker | Pink Floyd | Setementor | Steinin | Odan-Wei ] [ Owner of: MetaDust's 500th comment! | Eica's 700th comment! | Pink Floyd's 666th, 999th, 1200th and 1337th comment! | DarkRyu's 400th comment! | Redeye's 1st comment! | Cow's 1111st comment! | Rufusan's 75th comment! | Wicek's 3300th and 3400th comment! | Dash Starlight's 2000th comment! | Piccolo's 3400th comment! | Takaru's 300th comment! | Senor Hat's 900th comment! | Rytandus' 4160th comment! | The first ever awarded, the original, the one and only, Catphin Award!!1 ] "Music expresses that which can not be put in to words but can not remain silent." This comment was edited by Ataris on Jul 01 2004 09:07pm. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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Ummmm they're all atacking me   And I don't even feel like wasting my time in some sh~tty freestyle I'd do anyway _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My brother used to rap and do this stuff at actual websites made for it. And all I can do is laugh at this. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Lego[DEAD] - Ex-Student ![Lego[DEAD]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=48&f_image=../banned.png){kind=small}
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Quote: the funny thing is that i don't do a lot of bumping  EDIT: Erm, I was wondering.... Do we have a "colored" person here at the Academy? I'd love to hear one freestyle  You can't do that everyday here in Greece. And I hear that they're very good at freestyling (at least better than us white boys ) il rap for ya in spanish rofl _______________ AHH YOU ARE ALL NICE LADS |
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Jello` - Student 
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Cmad listens to rap Frankly I think its crap I know thats a common rhyme But I dont listen to rap at any time w00t. _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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the funny thing is that i don't do a lot of bumping EDIT: Erm, I was wondering.... Do we have a "colored" person here at the Academy? I'd love to hear one freestyle You can't do that everyday here in Greece. And I hear that they're very good at freestyling (at least better than us white boys ) _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. This comment was edited by _cmad_ on Jun 30 2004 04:18pm. |
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Tido - Student 
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I just don't get why cmad's gotta bump, make him the official 'rerun chump', He's probably just sucking up to DJ, Nose up his ass, wondering what he'll say, Thinking he's street, that he's got a play, Sucka, you couldn't give away this sh*t on ebay! (just messing, you know I love ya cmad ) |
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Axion - Student 
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**note fun time for me..** Your face is a disgrace To the Human Race So I'll Pick up the pace and not leave a trace /evil rhyming *HISS* may I never do that again. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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Stop bumping cmad, get out of my face And stop wasting Academy's valuable space! </rap> |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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*BUMP* Ooooooh my god _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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Yes, u are at LEAST as much of a spammer as i am, Ram... _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Rampage - Student 
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testing testing dam di dum..k.........I'**** ****ing **** ******** **** ***** blue *** **** **** DJ's **** ******* lol ******** ** ****-********* @$$ **** **** MY FRIKIN ******** *** *** and ******* *** spam **** ****** ** *** ******** your ****** fu***** *** *** ** hard *** so *** *** crap ****** ****** ***** rampage!!! Bubu... *** ***** ******** **** ************ **** ******** ****** and ***!! MY ***!!
peace Edited half away, and replace some words with *'s This comment was edited by Rampage on Apr 15 2003 12:13am. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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_______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Icco - Student 
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Boom ur gone!
boom, You hit the floor Boom, Im still here. (who needs to rhyme 
_______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Plo Koon - Student
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DJ DJ you ol' chump
trying to Posen like a unicorn wont get you to flow cause your rhymes are all no go please stop your hurting my ears someday im gonna saber off your rear! ( ) _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Apr 14 2003 06:41am. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Your rhymes dont flow and they lack clout
so step back and get slapped by this large trout dont meet in the ring for this title bout cuz' bustin up chumps is what im about
I'd write more, but I have to work hehe. Just wanted to get that part down before I forget. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student
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Y'all couldnt compete with that, huh?! _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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*scratch*
Uh One two one two, come through run through Gun who, oh you don’t know what the gun do Some do, those that know are real quiet Let me think you wanna try it, fuck around and start a riot Niggas gonna buy it, regardless because I’m the hardest rap artist and I'ma start this Shit up foreal, get up and feel, my words I make herbs split up and squeal Ill is all I’ve been hearin lately Niggaz hate me, wanna duck tape me and make me put their brains on the wall, when I brawl Too late for that 911 call Niggaz stay beefin but a lot of them bluffin But not me because I'ma nigga that can get out of them cuffs You think a lot of them tough Not just for frotin When I hit them niggaz like 'What you want?' the battle turns into a hunt With the dog right behind niggaz chasin em down We all knew that you was pussy but I'm tastin it now And never give a dog blood because raw blood I have a dog like one bitin whatever All up in ya gut Give it to them raw like that and ain't no love I do em all like that Four right up in they back Clak Clak Close your eyes baby, it's over Forget it, happened in front off your buildin but nobody knows who did it!!! _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Arcuss - Student 
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Yo my name is Dj Dink
Im going to put you to shame you better give it up boy Im the king of this game You drink those 40 ouncers and now it's killin your brain cus your thoughts are all polluted and your words are just lame You lack the concentration to make your shit flow your runnin off the satge now cus you know it's time to go Now I'll give you a chance this rap is easy to follow but you'll never win this game boy your brain is much to hollow But don't give up now and drown in your sorrow I slapped you down today boy and I slap you down tomorrow Yo This comment was edited by Arcuss on Apr 12 2003 08:39am. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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Yo yo im Plo,the one with no fro,you get knocked off jocked off and slashed too,my mom fights better then you
you think your all that you think that your the boss,thats why im here to kick ya n'theass,dont forget never forget,i play guitar and ingite a saber,one slash and your a flavor,for the birds and animals of course,but again never forget im no sith! _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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well Im standing here and I have no fear
im coming for ya, open up your ear what i tell is for sure no rumor I've been backing my gang, so much for sure now im here, now im there, u dont dare to follow me, to call on me; rally round u try, but u fail. fear is my ally ? what do u say ? just a quick reminder for those stiff with the force stick with the dark side, poor in mind u are we shall overcome ! even the goddess laughs. ur efforts are pitty, your flesh is weak dead by the end of this day, u will be. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yo yo yo check it
*chokes* _______________ make install -not war |
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