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DJ Sith - Jedi Council  |
For those that don't know we reply to each other's freestyle with a counter freestyle. Insults are OK... here goes.
Word to your uncles My style makes you buckle I'll tag "n00b" on your back to bring out a chuckle. Gonna start this rap off right, like a pre-emptive strike My rhymes come fast and hard and knock you smack off your bike Cuz you call me DJ but no I don't spin My lyrical disease makes you look thin. Thin as a rail, pounded by hail I get in trouble and yo moms post my bail Bail me out of trouble and climb these four walls I'll take an air vent into the bathroom stalls. And sneak on up like level 3 mind trick Through your window with this freestyle so hard like a brick. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This post was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 07 2003 07:09am. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Time to wake this thread back from its nap
And restart this mothaf*ckin' battle rap, yo Ya'll walk up and get punked with a tap tap tap Cuz I'm DJ Sith and I ain't takin' no crap, check it In the halls of the council and in the club, outside the temple rollin' up on dubs obi wan said "no such thing as luck" but youll wish dey was as you get snubbed some punks act all tough, and try to give me flak you best keep your distance, and you best stay back or I come down strong, like a website hack move so fast you think I'm on crack theres no time dodge, no time to pack (yo) I serve up a beat down, overflow yo stack (go) fumblin' around, no you can't attack (whoa) and I put my boot, in ya funky ass crack (ohh no!) now if you want to battle rap you best ask yo moms cuz your weak rhymes get you shut down like Tron yeah come and make noise and bring it on but youll end up stoned, alone and widthdrawn! CHALLENGE!!!! 
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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hey... that wasn't me.. i was quoting..  _______________ make install -not war |
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Jello` - Student 
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you suck
you suck you really really suck The end  _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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"Jack, yee , som
Microphone testing One, two, three In the place to be Wassup everybody my name is Tai Mai Shu And I am going to rapping for you today Just a little freestyle But first and for most I would like to thanking Woadie style, the uncompare, for getting my belt back And helping me promotion my skills And in return, I would teach them how to make One Million dollars, Wow, and when you here you'll be like "Wow, I don't believe" So simple, no skill involved at all, I could have thought that myself But you say what, what the hell! I don't believe Check it out tho I was cruizing down the street in my impalla They ask me who the girl I said That's just my baby ma I don't give a fuck about the hoe I sock that bitch in the jaw Cuz I spy put the nails in after I was suposed to die Music, give me the dvd's, Break into your houses, steal all of ur keys. Get your daddy in the peepee. Yeah and u can see see I run around the corner and laughing hehe hehe Get your mom in a headlock or a full nelson Then I let your nigger watch Chinese food and wilson Then I rape his mama cuz i'm too sexy Ishan shuka dundooah shit Back in my apalla sick as '82 Saw my friend young, His first name is eggfoo Alot of people don't like me but I don't a fuck Cuz i stole your T.V, an it's in my chewy gum bunker I wish today was sunday so I could get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonald, Baby! And I wish it was it was Wednesday so I could get a hamburger for 29 cent at McDonalds, Baby! I was talkin to this girl (girl) She said she want my dick, I looking at her eyeball and say u full of bull shit Then she look at me and she say Fuck you, I say no's way I have to go to skool Im an active Chinese boy,(boy) I have a lot to talk about Try to argue wime I say Get the hell outa o ha oh I like the Old skool(skool) I like the New skool(skool) My girlfriend like my name(name) Neha Tai Mai Shu Let me take a look I like to injure u What the hell I was bout to say Bok. bok, bok I take my skills seirous and no it's not for fun I like to eat Chow fun and how to eat Won ton Chinese student go to skool, Early in the morning And I like to play kickball inside the skoolyard Chinese student do homework and they study real hard I walk by these good-looking girl They say you smell like moth balls, balls, balls (Talkin) Wow, you do fight well Yeah wutever dude Just give me free kMarlbol light I wish today was sunday so I could get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonalds Babe And I wish it was it was Wednesday so I could get an hamburger for 29 cent at McDonalds Babe All my real live Chinese people throw your hand up, throw your hand up, just throw your hand up All my real live Chinese people throw your hand up, throw your hand up, just throw your hand up Hong Kong Peopo, throw your hand up, throw dos hand up, just throw your hand up Chinese peopo, Japanese people... every peopo... throw your hand up! Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them! I got four fos so you kids don't going I am real hard! Peace outside! Damn you. You know what I'm saying" - Tai Mai Shu, Chinese Rapper You guys have to download this, I couldn't get up from the floor for an hour after hearing this!
_______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Feb 21 2003 11:37am. |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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fizz, i must say, that's very mean
to rip off, you must be green you must feel the beat then the masters you'll meet i, myself, will say this: i like a well-aimed dis so, therefore, i will say, don't go dissin' me all day give me one or two well-placed ones make me burn as if i was out in tatooine's twin suns make my face go all red beet red, and make me dread the upcoming part two that you said would come someday, while i lie in bed i pull up the sheets, upto my head you may be suprised how cynic i am more cynical than you, old uncle sam if i meet you, you'll go blam your fans will turn to my fans as i smack you will my hands you go headfirst into the dirt too bad you're not wearin' a skirt if you try to get back up i'll do more than say 'wassup?' if you try to get back on your feet i'll make you admit final defeat you won't go saying wimpy lines no more those lines that make my ears go sore so go away, young critter go eat food that is very bitter the master'll stay herer, out of earshot you already have a big ugly blot your records are poor, always below Bs in this class, you're definately in the Cs You see, only masters can go for this long without their verse being anti-strong i'll never back down, not while you live you'll have to take me down, ol' fizz! -dedicated to fizz
eh, gets bad near the end... _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... This comment was edited by Trad Redav on Feb 11 2003 08:39pm. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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Primus, anyone ?
allow me to balantly rip some of theirs: I am the plan, I am the man who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: "Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie. Mess with me and boy you're surely gonna' die. If ever you're in doubt about who or where I am. I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere. I am your Uncle Sam." _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Trad Redav - Student
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uhhhhhhhh
yeesh, all of you are bad the only one here good is me, and i'm mad mess wit me, the only thing left will be sad let me kill you painlessely... you'll be glad you're lucky i don't kill you anyway so that, once again, you don't go astray well, it's time, best not to delay any last words that you wanna say? slice goes the saber, right through your chest weren't you gonna try your best? you're in 2 parts now, one two with no lawsuit you ain't gonna sue are you sad, are you felling blue? too bad, i won't comfort you in fact, i want to cut you some more cut you so much my arms will be sore i told you i'd kill you, i swore! hmmph, this is a bore but i may go a bit longer let me get stronger in my ways of word and my ways of the absurd that's no superman, that's a bird it all begins again wit the master DJ so let us n00bs go out and play *uh, that was bad *
_______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... This comment was edited by Trad Redav on Feb 11 2003 05:01pm. |
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Jello` - Student 
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yo yo yo stop being a wigger
i cant think of anything good that rhymes with wigger... I have a 9 at both of your heads, Now run like hell or both be... dead(s)? lol _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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yo master bubu let me get this straigt
your rhyhmes seem to go by the middle of 98 it seems you wanna impress me with ur little 9.9 take a look and see what is aimed at your chest two 10s in my hands, move one step further lead in ur stomach makes u take a longer rest I do not mind comitting one more murder _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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*walks up to fiZZ. takes out 9mm. loads it up. puts gun to his head.*
drop them nikes of yo ass befo' i blast'you madafaka!!! _______________ make install -not war |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council
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With a louiville slugger
here come tha hip hugger. My rhymes make you stutter, run for cover, and bugger. Back for the attack. On my right track. with lyrics like a blitzkreig to knock you on your back. It's about time to re-enter this thread, Cuz I don't rest 'til ya suckas dead. I got the powers of Yoda and Windu to knock you hard and put you in poodoo. I come from the left I come from the right You fall all up on yoself My shit's that tight. Later on after the big throwdown Screwin up so bad you cant even drown I'll be chillin up at your playground With yo mom wrapped in a lil nightgown _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 10 2003 09:53pm. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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mister darth jello listen up I mean you
you try to come up, but get as high as my shoe you don't have to turn around to see your behind for you are a bad example of the whole mankind I just started to mess with you, and when Im done the dentist has problems to tell whos this son I doubt that anybody wanna know to bored, to short was this show U lack the rhyhmez, u lack the skillZ so get back to ya mommy and see she takes her pills _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Jello` - Student
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I wil beat your ass, down to the bone
While i wear my ethan allen colonge Look at these moves, its all in the hipbone... Cant you tell i get bored when im alone? Im guarenteed to own I have an evil clone Im really big, got no chest tone.... I think this is getting long, im going to postpone This rhyming dictionary is great... I like to kiss on dates... Come to my estate... And you can use my bathroom to urinate.... Phuck this sh!t, im going home Back to my house in the church of Rome... My rhymes are like chrome............................................................................................................................................. THEY REALLY REALLY SUCK
_______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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man you just made a very wrong decision
battling and destroying is not my main mission suckers like you spending all time on dissin' I doubt you mother tought you any discipline go one, continue, you'll be taught a lesson feel tough ? think. but it' wont last long enough to back up your skiillz rhymhes like these and spelling that bad, makes me grief. geez, indeed you're about to suck void better get a grip or ur gona feel the cold watch your step, watch where you stay I am gonna turn ur skin into a shiny,pale gray when u show up the party's all over maybe ur used being the all-time-loser by the allow me to introduce you to the guy that squishes u to juice fiZZ is the name, and don't dare to ask what went on in my mind when I came up with that _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Jello` - Student
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I run in a circle
I hate the color purple I jump into my Honda What the hell is an anaconda? All i know is i like Jane Fondas Better then Yolanas And im going to nuke the capital of Rowanda... (where ever that is...) Guns are not my theeeng (thing) If you ask me what my flavor is ill tell you its vinilla ice creeeeem (cream) the end.... god i suck.... PS. ROFL @ Kal, My saber, your ass. Word... lolol Edit: Word to your mother, im vanilla... ice creeeeem, haha _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. This comment was edited by Jello` on Feb 09 2003 07:27pm. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Lacking powers and skill sure is right
cuz you sure can't rap, much less fight. There goes a missed swing! Count em 1 2 3 Your saber is limp in your hands like it has to pee Saber dysfunction, no it can't function. Slap you around in a duel And meet you at this next junction. Wander outside to clear yo head when you know youre the one who'll end up dead with your gibs the stones will run red from the dets I throw, causin' much bloodshed But no it don't stop I end up on top. Come down to my level and I'll bust you out with a Tenloss. my force sight and skillz make it easy like beanbag toss uNF. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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to quote even begin with a quote: "your face, your ass, whats the difference ?"
yo yo yo come on guys go if u try to offend me, well you already succeded I tried to do my best but no I am heated up, tightend up, wazzap ? - break- unleashe the power I kept secret inside I will find you wherever you R trying to hide messing with me for sure isn't right unless you wanna get beaten tonight yet you deserve it, regret it you will. (<-yoda style!!) to show off lacking powers and skill. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Kalheka - Student 
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My Saber, your ass. Word. _______________ Death is only the beginning. |
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=Derelict-Crusader= - Retired 
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I explode like a bomb, no one is spared
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared. Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip, my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip. Doomsday cuts it up like a shaolin monk, pumpin' the funk in your junk-trunk punk. There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape, like a fuckin' black hole even light can't escape. Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed, other rapppers talk shit, but they gotta concede, that I'm a three sandwich eatin', super-model meetin' step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin' So listen up bitch, cause there may be a test, my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest. My science is tight, rhymes faster than light, like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite!!! 
-DC _______________ I build the walls that keep you within! |
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Demon - Student 
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This should go to the Crazy Forum if you ask me. _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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ROFLMAO @ JJ!!!!!!
i give up... you guys are too good...  _______________ make install -not war |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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OK, here's my stab at it:
I'm Battlin' Billy and I'm here to rhyme, Named after the greatest goalie of all time, I might be new to this Jedi place, If you try to dis me I'll slap your face, I'll take my lumps and get my butt kicked, But will keep my emotions well in check, Once I get my skills, I will be good, Hacking and slashing like a Jedi should, I still have long, long road ahead, But give me some time and you'll be dead, A force push there, a force pull here, Maybe I'll try to lop off your ear, It's no lie, it's no myth, I'll smack you down 'cuz I'm Billy Smith! Not bad for a white boy, huh? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council
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Where did you get this crowning jewel of literary achievement again?  _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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SiTH(kickboy) - Student 
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*DISCLAIMER* not meant to offend *Disclaimer*
*I'm a gangster* I'm a gangster, i'm a straight up G the ganster life, is the life for me shooting people by day, selling drugs by night being a ganster is hella tight i walk around town with a stark erection then gave your mom a yeast infection I saw the police man and punched him in the eye to serve and protect, what a lie I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too and don't get me started about the jews I'm a gangster, grrr i'm mad I'm a gangster, my rhymes are bad I'm a gangster, i'm iced out like a freezer I'm a gangster, i don't listen to weezer I droped out of school at the age of 3 Cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocain my rhymes are hot, like a burning flame sisqo is my homie, he's a gangster too me and sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew i like to be in jain, and he likes to sing and dance some say we're the perfect match I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8 being in in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate except when a jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they will make mince meat out of his rear ben petty helped me make the gangster beats to this song i shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong i'm a gangster, i drop bombs like hiroshima i'm a gangster, bitch suck on my weiner i'm a gangster, i drive a cool car i'm a gangster, i smoke weed in a cigar yo... my gangster flow.... yo... yo yo yo i'm rolling on dubs, iced out like hockey i got kicked out of japan for drinking all the saki fuck a bitch, give me head hoe what's up to my dawgs, yo yo yo they play this song on the radio all day long so everyone can hear my gangster song i'm a gangster I thought this was somethin pretty funny I heard, so I thought I would share it... _______________ what the hell? JK3 doesn't have kicking? ... this is an outrage! |
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My love and darling, in sweet rapose : Lie on your back and you won't squash your nose. Word. |
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