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DJ Sith - Jedi Council  |
For those that don't know we reply to each other's freestyle with a counter freestyle. Insults are OK... here goes.
Word to your uncles My style makes you buckle I'll tag "n00b" on your back to bring out a chuckle. Gonna start this rap off right, like a pre-emptive strike My rhymes come fast and hard and knock you smack off your bike Cuz you call me DJ but no I don't spin My lyrical disease makes you look thin. Thin as a rail, pounded by hail I get in trouble and yo moms post my bail Bail me out of trouble and climb these four walls I'll take an air vent into the bathroom stalls. And sneak on up like level 3 mind trick Through your window with this freestyle so hard like a brick. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This post was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 07 2003 07:09am. |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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fizz, i must say, that's very mean
to rip off, you must be green you must feel the beat then the masters you'll meet i, myself, will say this: i like a well-aimed dis so, therefore, i will say, don't go dissin' me all day give me one or two well-placed ones make me burn as if i was out in tatooine's twin suns make my face go all red beet red, and make me dread the upcoming part two that you said would come someday, while i lie in bed i pull up the sheets, upto my head you may be suprised how cynic i am more cynical than you, old uncle sam if i meet you, you'll go blam your fans will turn to my fans as i smack you will my hands you go headfirst into the dirt too bad you're not wearin' a skirt if you try to get back up i'll do more than say 'wassup?' if you try to get back on your feet i'll make you admit final defeat you won't go saying wimpy lines no more those lines that make my ears go sore so go away, young critter go eat food that is very bitter the master'll stay herer, out of earshot you already have a big ugly blot your records are poor, always below Bs in this class, you're definately in the Cs You see, only masters can go for this long without their verse being anti-strong i'll never back down, not while you live you'll have to take me down, ol' fizz! -dedicated to fizz 
eh, gets bad near the end... _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... This comment was edited by Trad Redav on Feb 11 2003 08:39pm. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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Primus, anyone ?
allow me to balantly rip some of theirs: I am the plan, I am the man who tells you what and when you can. I'm the old one that torments you. I am the voice that tells you to: "Don't get caught with your fingers in my pie. Mess with me and boy you're surely gonna' die. If ever you're in doubt about who or where I am. I'm here, I'm there, I'm everywhere. I am your Uncle Sam." _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Trad Redav - Student
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uhhhhhhhh
yeesh, all of you are bad the only one here good is me, and i'm mad mess wit me, the only thing left will be sad let me kill you painlessely... you'll be glad you're lucky i don't kill you anyway so that, once again, you don't go astray well, it's time, best not to delay any last words that you wanna say? slice goes the saber, right through your chest weren't you gonna try your best? you're in 2 parts now, one two with no lawsuit you ain't gonna sue are you sad, are you felling blue? too bad, i won't comfort you in fact, i want to cut you some more cut you so much my arms will be sore i told you i'd kill you, i swore! hmmph, this is a bore but i may go a bit longer let me get stronger in my ways of word and my ways of the absurd that's no superman, that's a bird it all begins again wit the master DJ so let us n00bs go out and play *uh, that was bad  *
_______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... This comment was edited by Trad Redav on Feb 11 2003 05:01pm. |
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Jello` - Student 
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yo yo yo stop being a wigger
i cant think of anything good that rhymes with wigger... I have a 9 at both of your heads, Now run like hell or both be... dead(s)? lol _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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yo master bubu let me get this straigt
your rhyhmes seem to go by the middle of 98 it seems you wanna impress me with ur little 9.9 take a look and see what is aimed at your chest two 10s in my hands, move one step further lead in ur stomach makes u take a longer rest I do not mind comitting one more murder _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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*walks up to fiZZ. takes out 9mm. loads it up. puts gun to his head.*
drop them nikes of yo ass befo' i blast'you madafaka!!! _______________ make install -not war |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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With a louiville slugger
here come tha hip hugger. My rhymes make you stutter, run for cover, and bugger. Back for the attack. On my right track. with lyrics like a blitzkreig to knock you on your back. It's about time to re-enter this thread, Cuz I don't rest 'til ya suckas dead. I got the powers of Yoda and Windu to knock you hard and put you in poodoo. I come from the left I come from the right You fall all up on yoself My shit's that tight. Later on after the big throwdown Screwin up so bad you cant even drown I'll be chillin up at your playground With yo mom wrapped in a lil nightgown _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 10 2003 09:53pm. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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mister darth jello listen up I mean you
you try to come up, but get as high as my shoe you don't have to turn around to see your behind for you are a bad example of the whole mankind I just started to mess with you, and when Im done the dentist has problems to tell whos this son I doubt that anybody wanna know to bored, to short was this show U lack the rhyhmez, u lack the skillZ so get back to ya mommy and see she takes her pills _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Jello` - Student 
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I wil beat your ass, down to the bone
While i wear my ethan allen colonge Look at these moves, its all in the hipbone... Cant you tell i get bored when im alone? Im guarenteed to own I have an evil clone Im really big, got no chest tone.... I think this is getting long, im going to postpone This rhyming dictionary is great... I like to kiss on dates... Come to my estate... And you can use my bathroom to urinate.... Phuck this sh!t, im going home Back to my house in the church of Rome... My rhymes are like chrome............................................................................................................................................. THEY REALLY REALLY SUCK
_______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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man you just made a very wrong decision
battling and destroying is not my main mission suckers like you spending all time on dissin' I doubt you mother tought you any discipline go one, continue, you'll be taught a lesson feel tough ? think. but it' wont last long enough to back up your skiillz rhymhes like these and spelling that bad, makes me grief. geez, indeed you're about to suck void better get a grip or ur gona feel the cold watch your step, watch where you stay I am gonna turn ur skin into a shiny,pale gray when u show up the party's all over maybe ur used being the all-time-loser by the allow me to introduce you to the guy that squishes u to juice fiZZ is the name, and don't dare to ask what went on in my mind when I came up with that _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Jello` - Student
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I run in a circle
I hate the color purple I jump into my Honda What the hell is an anaconda? All i know is i like Jane Fondas Better then Yolanas And im going to nuke the capital of Rowanda... (where ever that is...) Guns are not my theeeng (thing) If you ask me what my flavor is ill tell you its vinilla ice creeeeem (cream) the end.... god i suck.... PS. ROFL @ Kal, My saber, your ass. Word... lolol Edit: Word to your mother, im vanilla... ice creeeeem, haha _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. This comment was edited by Jello` on Feb 09 2003 07:27pm. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Lacking powers and skill sure is right
cuz you sure can't rap, much less fight. There goes a missed swing! Count em 1 2 3 Your saber is limp in your hands like it has to pee Saber dysfunction, no it can't function. Slap you around in a duel And meet you at this next junction. Wander outside to clear yo head when you know youre the one who'll end up dead with your gibs the stones will run red from the dets I throw, causin' much bloodshed But no it don't stop I end up on top. Come down to my level and I'll bust you out with a Tenloss. my force sight and skillz make it easy like beanbag toss uNF. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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to quote even begin with a quote: "your face, your ass, whats the difference ?"
yo yo yo come on guys go if u try to offend me, well you already succeded I tried to do my best but no I am heated up, tightend up, wazzap ? - break- unleashe the power I kept secret inside I will find you wherever you R trying to hide messing with me for sure isn't right unless you wanna get beaten tonight yet you deserve it, regret it you will. (<-yoda style!!) to show off lacking powers and skill. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Kalheka - Student 
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My Saber, your ass. Word. _______________ Death is only the beginning. |
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=Derelict-Crusader= - Retired 
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I explode like a bomb, no one is spared
my power is my mass times the speed of light squared. Hoes on my tip, 15 bullets in my clip, my hand rests heavy on my pistol grip. Doomsday cuts it up like a shaolin monk, pumpin' the funk in your junk-trunk punk. There's no escaping here, I'm gonna beat you out of shape, like a fuckin' black hole even light can't escape. Got the mind to bust a rhyme to make your brain bleed, other rapppers talk shit, but they gotta concede, that I'm a three sandwich eatin', super-model meetin' step to me punk and you're gonna get a beatin' So listen up bitch, cause there may be a test, my style is smooth, but it's hard to digest. My science is tight, rhymes faster than light, like a ton of TNT I'm about to ignite!!! 
-DC _______________ I build the walls that keep you within! |
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Demon - Student 
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This should go to the Crazy Forum if you ask me. _______________ Quote: Peace is a lie, there is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain power. Through power I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken. The Force will free me. -The Code of The Sith
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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ROFLMAO @ JJ!!!!!!
i give up... you guys are too good...  _______________ make install -not war |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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OK, here's my stab at it:
I'm Battlin' Billy and I'm here to rhyme, Named after the greatest goalie of all time, I might be new to this Jedi place, If you try to dis me I'll slap your face, I'll take my lumps and get my butt kicked, But will keep my emotions well in check, Once I get my skills, I will be good, Hacking and slashing like a Jedi should, I still have long, long road ahead, But give me some time and you'll be dead, A force push there, a force pull here, Maybe I'll try to lop off your ear, It's no lie, it's no myth, I'll smack you down 'cuz I'm Billy Smith! Not bad for a white boy, huh? _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council
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Where did you get this crowning jewel of literary achievement again?  _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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SiTH(kickboy) - Student 
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*DISCLAIMER* not meant to offend *Disclaimer*
*I'm a gangster* I'm a gangster, i'm a straight up G the ganster life, is the life for me shooting people by day, selling drugs by night being a ganster is hella tight i walk around town with a stark erection then gave your mom a yeast infection I saw the police man and punched him in the eye to serve and protect, what a lie I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too and don't get me started about the jews I'm a gangster, grrr i'm mad I'm a gangster, my rhymes are bad I'm a gangster, i'm iced out like a freezer I'm a gangster, i don't listen to weezer I droped out of school at the age of 3 Cuz all the teachers tried to player hate on me My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocain my rhymes are hot, like a burning flame sisqo is my homie, he's a gangster too me and sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew i like to be in jain, and he likes to sing and dance some say we're the perfect match I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8 being in in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate except when a jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer they will make mince meat out of his rear ben petty helped me make the gangster beats to this song i shot him in the face cuz he looked at me wrong i'm a gangster, i drop bombs like hiroshima i'm a gangster, bitch suck on my weiner i'm a gangster, i drive a cool car i'm a gangster, i smoke weed in a cigar yo... my gangster flow.... yo... yo yo yo i'm rolling on dubs, iced out like hockey i got kicked out of japan for drinking all the saki fuck a bitch, give me head hoe what's up to my dawgs, yo yo yo they play this song on the radio all day long so everyone can hear my gangster song i'm a gangster I thought this was somethin pretty funny I heard, so I thought I would share it... _______________ what the hell? JK3 doesn't have kicking? ... this is an outrage! |
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My love and darling, in sweet rapose : Lie on your back and you won't squash your nose. Word. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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*gah, I did better freestylez... gotta get more into it yet*
unsuspended, I continue my path as I begin to built up wrath it drowns me, surrounds me wherever I go. wherever you are. boy, u annoy me, don't avoid me, coz I hereby testify that you and your bunch of lies have had their times beyond the light darkness harness' you for now gah tell me you you don't hear the sound of doom and despair sneaking up your ear whatever you say will be left unspoken, whatever you do will be left undone whoever you know will be left unknown wherever you are will be left alone _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council
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disclaimer: This is fun, but I'm not really like this, yo. Word, b.
Bubu you can rhyme thats true, no doubt about that but your lyrics got the force of a whiffle ball bat See I don't got to hate to prove my skillz. Gettin worked up like that why didnt you take the blue pillz? Talkin' it up like youz all hardcore Pry your head from your ass and check the scoreboard Still on lap 1 while I'm crossin' the finish I'm the Mayor McCheese and you're just Grimace You aint straight outta Compton get yo ass on the playground. But you'll wander out and get stuck in the dog pound. But I'll bail you out like I always do. Who took you to the doctor when you tried to eat glue? So stop hatin' and smile, go play in the yard Before I knock yo chump ass down, like you was some retard. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This comment was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 07 2003 07:09am. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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*DISCLAIMER* don't ask me how i thought this up *DISCLAIMER*
From my spired seat, i'll look down upon you. you'll squint into the sun, as i throw down my shoe. upon the ground, you'll regain your feet. only to be hit, and take another Seat. Looking to the spire, you won't then find me. Look upon the trees, that's me you'll see. you look among the branches, and right in the leaves. but i'm quick you'll see, and as quiet as theives. Random fire you will shoot, and hope to score but a hit. but i'm not there, i'm already playing in the pit. Heading away from the courtyard, you go off to seek practice. but i'm there and waiting, and as annoying as lice. missing me and hitting the spikes, you'll have to respawn. seeking me out again, another idea of mine will dawn. leading you once again to the courtyard, and sitting upon the spire. you come to realises your chances of winning are Dire..... _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Bubu - Hubbub
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*DISCLAIMER* Nothing in this post means anything. Period. *DISCLAIMER*
Yo lil pimp you ever seen a glock 35 that shoots three rounds a pull an will leave your ass unalive man go further up your ass an pull out that fuckin rat that died your rhymes is wack boy you never shoulda tried I'm a pro you gotta go see if you can get a slot on the vanilla ice show cos your rhymes are so slack they'd make a virgin from a hoe You're gay stop bitin Dre before me an the rest of my wiggaz come your way cos my cyphers sharp an my words they slay Try to take me on in a battle I'll throw you around until your voicebox rattles ya mom's cattle you're nothin whys it so hard for you to grapple BEEYATCH _______________ make install -not war |
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