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DJ Sith - Jedi Council  |
For those that don't know we reply to each other's freestyle with a counter freestyle. Insults are OK... here goes.
Word to your uncles My style makes you buckle I'll tag "n00b" on your back to bring out a chuckle. Gonna start this rap off right, like a pre-emptive strike My rhymes come fast and hard and knock you smack off your bike Cuz you call me DJ but no I don't spin My lyrical disease makes you look thin. Thin as a rail, pounded by hail I get in trouble and yo moms post my bail Bail me out of trouble and climb these four walls I'll take an air vent into the bathroom stalls. And sneak on up like level 3 mind trick Through your window with this freestyle so hard like a brick. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. This post was edited by DJ Sith on Feb 07 2003 07:09am. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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Ummmm they're all atacking me    And I don't even feel like wasting my time in some sh~tty freestyle I'd do anyway _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! My brother used to rap and do this stuff at actual websites made for it. And all I can do is laugh at this. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Lego[DEAD] - Ex-Student ![Lego[DEAD]](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=70&f_height=48&f_image=../banned.png){kind=small}
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Quote: the funny thing is that i don't do a lot of bumping  EDIT: Erm, I was wondering.... Do we have a "colored" person here at the Academy? I'd love to hear one freestyle  You can't do that everyday here in Greece. And I hear that they're very good at freestyling (at least better than us white boys ) il rap for ya in spanish rofl _______________ AHH YOU ARE ALL NICE LADS |
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Jello` - Student 
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Cmad listens to rap Frankly I think its crap I know thats a common rhyme But I dont listen to rap at any time w00t. _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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the funny thing is that i don't do a lot of bumping EDIT: Erm, I was wondering.... Do we have a "colored" person here at the Academy? I'd love to hear one freestyle You can't do that everyday here in Greece. And I hear that they're very good at freestyling (at least better than us white boys ) _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. This comment was edited by _cmad_ on Jun 30 2004 04:18pm. |
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Tido - Student 
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I just don't get why cmad's gotta bump, make him the official 'rerun chump', He's probably just sucking up to DJ, Nose up his ass, wondering what he'll say, Thinking he's street, that he's got a play, Sucka, you couldn't give away this sh*t on ebay! (just messing, you know I love ya cmad ) |
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Axion - Student 
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**note fun time for me..** Your face is a disgrace To the Human Race So I'll Pick up the pace and not leave a trace /evil rhyming *HISS* may I never do that again. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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Stop bumping cmad, get out of my face And stop wasting Academy's valuable space! </rap> |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student
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*BUMP* Ooooooh my god _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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Yes, u are at LEAST as much of a spammer as i am, Ram... _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Rampage - Student 
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testing testing dam di dum..k.........I'**** ****ing **** ******** **** ***** blue *** **** **** DJ's **** ******* lol ******** ** ****-********* @$$ **** **** MY FRIKIN ******** *** *** and ******* *** spam **** ****** ** *** ******** your ****** fu***** *** *** ** hard *** so *** *** crap ****** ****** ***** rampage!!! Bubu... *** ***** ******** **** ************ **** ******** ****** and ***!! MY ***!!
peace Edited half away, and replace some words with *'s This comment was edited by Rampage on Apr 15 2003 12:13am. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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_______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Icco - Student 
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Boom ur gone!
boom, You hit the floor Boom, Im still here. (who needs to rhyme 
_______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Plo Koon - Student
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DJ DJ you ol' chump
trying to Posen like a unicorn wont get you to flow cause your rhymes are all no go please stop your hurting my ears someday im gonna saber off your rear! ( ) _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Apr 14 2003 06:41am. |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Your rhymes dont flow and they lack clout
so step back and get slapped by this large trout dont meet in the ring for this title bout cuz' bustin up chumps is what im about
I'd write more, but I have to work hehe. Just wanted to get that part down before I forget. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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TiTo (inactive) - Student
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Y'all couldnt compete with that, huh?! _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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TiTo (inactive) - Student 
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*scratch*
Uh One two one two, come through run through Gun who, oh you don’t know what the gun do Some do, those that know are real quiet Let me think you wanna try it, fuck around and start a riot Niggas gonna buy it, regardless because I’m the hardest rap artist and I'ma start this Shit up foreal, get up and feel, my words I make herbs split up and squeal Ill is all I’ve been hearin lately Niggaz hate me, wanna duck tape me and make me put their brains on the wall, when I brawl Too late for that 911 call Niggaz stay beefin but a lot of them bluffin But not me because I'ma nigga that can get out of them cuffs You think a lot of them tough Not just for frotin When I hit them niggaz like 'What you want?' the battle turns into a hunt With the dog right behind niggaz chasin em down We all knew that you was pussy but I'm tastin it now And never give a dog blood because raw blood I have a dog like one bitin whatever All up in ya gut Give it to them raw like that and ain't no love I do em all like that Four right up in they back Clak Clak Close your eyes baby, it's over Forget it, happened in front off your buildin but nobody knows who did it!!! _______________ Not back yet... I'll come one day, I hope... The madman formerly (and still) known as Tito! Coming to take back my title as "Most insane 'person' in the JA" It's the bizzi, wizza, jizzi, Wizzil, Bizon, wizzay, Wizzat, fizzil ¶°TiTo°¶ - All work and no play makes Tito burn the bacon! - Officially cured from spamming!!!
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Arcuss - Student 
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Yo my name is Dj Dink
Im going to put you to shame you better give it up boy Im the king of this game You drink those 40 ouncers and now it's killin your brain cus your thoughts are all polluted and your words are just lame You lack the concentration to make your shit flow your runnin off the satge now cus you know it's time to go Now I'll give you a chance this rap is easy to follow but you'll never win this game boy your brain is much to hollow But don't give up now and drown in your sorrow I slapped you down today boy and I slap you down tomorrow Yo This comment was edited by Arcuss on Apr 12 2003 08:39am. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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Yo yo im Plo,the one with no fro,you get knocked off jocked off and slashed too,my mom fights better then you
you think your all that you think that your the boss,thats why im here to kick ya n'theass,dont forget never forget,i play guitar and ingite a saber,one slash and your a flavor,for the birds and animals of course,but again never forget im no sith! _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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well Im standing here and I have no fear
im coming for ya, open up your ear what i tell is for sure no rumor I've been backing my gang, so much for sure now im here, now im there, u dont dare to follow me, to call on me; rally round u try, but u fail. fear is my ally ? what do u say ? just a quick reminder for those stiff with the force stick with the dark side, poor in mind u are we shall overcome ! even the goddess laughs. ur efforts are pitty, your flesh is weak dead by the end of this day, u will be. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yo yo yo check it
*chokes* _______________ make install -not war |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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Time to wake this thread back from its nap
And restart this mothaf*ckin' battle rap, yo Ya'll walk up and get punked with a tap tap tap Cuz I'm DJ Sith and I ain't takin' no crap, check it In the halls of the council and in the club, outside the temple rollin' up on dubs obi wan said "no such thing as luck" but youll wish dey was as you get snubbed some punks act all tough, and try to give me flak you best keep your distance, and you best stay back or I come down strong, like a website hack move so fast you think I'm on crack theres no time dodge, no time to pack (yo) I serve up a beat down, overflow yo stack (go) fumblin' around, no you can't attack (whoa) and I put my boot, in ya funky ass crack (ohh no!) now if you want to battle rap you best ask yo moms cuz your weak rhymes get you shut down like Tron yeah come and make noise and bring it on but youll end up stoned, alone and widthdrawn! CHALLENGE!!!!
"Don't fake the funk on a nasty dunk!" _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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hey... that wasn't me.. i was quoting.. _______________ make install -not war |
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Jello` - Student
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you suck
you suck you really really suck The end _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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"Jack, yee , som
Microphone testing One, two, three In the place to be Wassup everybody my name is Tai Mai Shu And I am going to rapping for you today Just a little freestyle But first and for most I would like to thanking Woadie style, the uncompare, for getting my belt back And helping me promotion my skills And in return, I would teach them how to make One Million dollars, Wow, and when you here you'll be like "Wow, I don't believe" So simple, no skill involved at all, I could have thought that myself But you say what, what the hell! I don't believe Check it out tho I was cruizing down the street in my impalla They ask me who the girl I said That's just my baby ma I don't give a fuck about the hoe I sock that bitch in the jaw Cuz I spy put the nails in after I was suposed to die Music, give me the dvd's, Break into your houses, steal all of ur keys. Get your daddy in the peepee. Yeah and u can see see I run around the corner and laughing hehe hehe Get your mom in a headlock or a full nelson Then I let your nigger watch Chinese food and wilson Then I rape his mama cuz i'm too sexy Ishan shuka dundooah shit Back in my apalla sick as '82 Saw my friend young, His first name is eggfoo Alot of people don't like me but I don't a fuck Cuz i stole your T.V, an it's in my chewy gum bunker I wish today was sunday so I could get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonald, Baby! And I wish it was it was Wednesday so I could get a hamburger for 29 cent at McDonalds, Baby! I was talkin to this girl (girl) She said she want my dick, I looking at her eyeball and say u full of bull shit Then she look at me and she say Fuck you, I say no's way I have to go to skool Im an active Chinese boy,(boy) I have a lot to talk about Try to argue wime I say Get the hell outa o ha oh I like the Old skool(skool) I like the New skool(skool) My girlfriend like my name(name) Neha Tai Mai Shu Let me take a look I like to injure u What the hell I was bout to say Bok. bok, bok I take my skills seirous and no it's not for fun I like to eat Chow fun and how to eat Won ton Chinese student go to skool, Early in the morning And I like to play kickball inside the skoolyard Chinese student do homework and they study real hard I walk by these good-looking girl They say you smell like moth balls, balls, balls (Talkin) Wow, you do fight well Yeah wutever dude Just give me free kMarlbol light I wish today was sunday so I could get a cheeseburger for 39 cent at McDonalds Babe And I wish it was it was Wednesday so I could get an hamburger for 29 cent at McDonalds Babe All my real live Chinese people throw your hand up, throw your hand up, just throw your hand up All my real live Chinese people throw your hand up, throw your hand up, just throw your hand up Hong Kong Peopo, throw your hand up, throw dos hand up, just throw your hand up Chinese peopo, Japanese people... every peopo... throw your hand up! Re wiya! I am a warrior! We blasted on them! I got four fos so you kids don't going I am real hard! Peace outside! Damn you. You know what I'm saying" - Tai Mai Shu, Chinese Rapper You guys have to download this, I couldn't get up from the floor for an hour after hearing this!
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