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Funniest way you died?
Jan 16 2004 02:55pm

Frosty
 - ex-Student
Frosty
Guys we all dies in JA at least several times (a lot for me) but what are those times when you feel real stupid?

For me I died real quickly...
it was on the very first map of JA, in Yavin...
I ran up and cut down the second tree with my saber, only to see the tree felling right onto my face!
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Apr 07 2004 11:48am

Menaxia
 - Student
 Menaxia

I died by sitting on a fire for too long.
I had a bumpy ride comming into that duel and was registering my displeasure with my connection whilst i casualy burnt myself to death...
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Mar 27 2004 05:20am

MOTREC
 - Student
 MOTREC

:Dorion taking my head in one slice of the sabre!:mad:

Mar 15 2004 10:17pm

Darth Bamse
 - Student
 Darth Bamse

I managed to shoot a rocket at all once, with a sniper rifle.

I have died too, alot, and since I have started to use cg_dismeber, most of my deaths tend to be spectacular. Cut in half and so.
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Mar 15 2004 10:00am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Um, I once managed to shoot a rocket coming towards me with my own rocket, while carrying the flag... blew myself up...

Mar 15 2004 02:35am

monkai
 - Student

I was doing movement class and i jumped down to the ledge and it was BIG and missed it:D

Mar 09 2004 07:01pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

hehe yeah frosty, i died that way too.

:D

i dont remember them SP deaths, they werent that cruel otherwise, but in jk2 Jan shot me a couple of times, or Lando... in that occasions I always pulled my saber and killed them in the next load ;)
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Mar 09 2004 06:51pm

Squibit
 - Student
 Squibit

Gun fight at the fort , latest map

Kill abit (a very small bit), Die a bit

after about 3 deaths im good at activating speed running through armory and getting equiped with my favorite weapons.

5th or 6th atempt,
speed down corridor,
open second door,
Wait a sec,
that doesnt look right,
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH,
What the hell happend,

oh wrong door, that would be the way to pit room then ,

LOL
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Mar 09 2004 06:41pm

Nero
 - Student
 Nero

hmm The three of doom is very spooky indeed:D

it hunted me down five times:mad:
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Mar 09 2004 12:24am

Eternal_Silence
 - Ex-Student
 Eternal_Silence

I love the second tree death that everyone seems to have ... I read all the posts before i got JK:A and so i felt aptly prepared to encounter this tree o' doom. So having observed the second tree i walked around it to behind it making sure that i was clear of its path, and like the rest of you before me i assumed that it would bridge the gap in the water and not fall directly on my exposed brain instead ... It seemed to hunt me down and twist in my direction, just so it could land on my skull.

::edit:: well the funniest deaths i ever observed was when my brother dark_shade was going through it for the first time and my friend Raida had just installed it and was playing for the first time. I warned both about the tree o' doom and then laughed as they both got crushed despite my warnings. The anticipation of knowing that they were gonna die was awesome and the way that they cut off talking to you mid-setence and go .. "Awww man wat the hell happened there?" is hilarious.

This comment was edited by Eternal_Silence on Mar 09 2004 12:31am.

Mar 08 2004 12:34am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Multiplayer game the other day, nearly dead, throw saber at guy, miss. He hits me I die then I notice my saber flying back through the air towards me, kills the guy then shuts off.

A most satisfying double kill :D
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Mar 05 2004 11:21pm

Ecepeexo Utanbar
 - Student
 Ecepeexo Utanbar

Well, this isn't the funniest way I died...but it was the funniest way I saw someone else die.

In the Destroyer map, I was "evening the odds" in a 3 v 7 game. I jumped into an x wing and went slowly flying around the hanger with my nose into the ground. I ran into a ton of rebels and crushed them all! That's what they get for switching teams!!! :D
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Mar 05 2004 02:11pm

Darth Bamse
 - Student
 Darth Bamse

I always liked Force Speed, and on several occasions I have charged into a mass of enemies (with speed activated) and flown out into an abyss.
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Why use only one saber, when you can use two, and double the mayhem?

Feb 24 2004 12:00pm

Frosty
 - Ex-Student
 Frosty

lol that's so funny:D:D
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Feb 24 2004 09:15am

Antares
 - Student
 Antares

The tree should definitely be the end boss by what I've heard so far :D Well here are mine. yep, multiple times, to get past ONE damn area. here it goes.. (kinda long)

Okay, I was in the level where you have to prevent the cultists from profanating (sp?) a jedi's tomb. There's a broken bridge in front of me, a force cultist and a regular cultist at the other side.

*quicksave*
I Long Jump (Spped + Jump) to the other side to make it look cool, because my bro was watching. the force cultist grips me mid-air and I fall. my brother applauses and cheers for the force cultist.
*quickload*
I pull out my Stonker concussion rifle and blasted the force cultist. I try to nuke the other one as well, but he deflects the shot, and... Well, ouch. My brother starts giggling behind my back.
*quickload*
I blast the force cultist and jump across the gap, only to land into the other cultist's saber. My brother already starts laughing histerically.
*quickload*
I snipe the force cultist, jump across and hack the other one to tiny bits before he gets the chance to realize what's happening. but I lost a bit of my health, and I relize I had left behind a medkit not too far away. I jump back without checking my Force meter and fall to my doom at the E. Wiley coyote style.
*gives his brother the CD*
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Feb 22 2004 01:19am

Jools
 - Ex-Student
 Jools

1st mission, 2nd minute of game: cut tree with saber. tree crushes right into my face. dead.
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Feb 22 2004 01:15am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

lol.. works here :P

hmm

well on another note.. for another game

HALO

I died when I shot the Ghost (the flying craft) out of the sky and the broken ship landed on me..
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Feb 21 2004 11:54am

Rahn
 - Ex-Student
 Rahn

why doesn't this ****ing BBCode work
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Feb 21 2004 11:50am

Rahn
 - Ex-Student
 Rahn

okay, i was on the sandcrawler level on tattoine, i'd done a few cheats and spawned my dark kyle npc, who started using his concussion rifle on the jawas. i was sitting back, watching the fireworks, when kyle fired a jawa at me! the corpse and i were thrown off a ledge and I died. that was so emmbarassing - imagine the tatooine news - [b]JEDI YOUNGLING KILLED BY FLYING JAWA[b/]
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Feb 20 2004 12:55pm

Lil Paulo
 - Ex-Student
 Lil Paulo

I died quite embarressingly on the Darth Vader Castle level in the acid rain. Kyle's standing behind me, lightsaber off. I decide to throw mine out in front of me just to move it about and Kyle's lightsaber comes on, just enough drop my health down to a humiliating 0 and I collapse on the floor...
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Feb 17 2004 11:41pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Lol Evil Squirrel the same thing happened to me. :P
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Feb 15 2004 06:39pm

Evil Squirrel
 - Student
 Evil Squirrel

while your fighting those two cultists before you fight tavion in the end of the game i force gripped one (tossing him off) I was about to do the same to another when he charged me. I side stepped... OFF THE LEDGE!!!!!
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This comment was edited by Evil Squirrel on Feb 15 2004 06:40pm.

Feb 11 2004 09:35pm

SedNox
 - Student
 SedNox

wel died when i was duelling, when i knew i was winning i was doing some acrobatic things, when i was on a higher level i was doing a rdfa on the opponent but my HP was very low (didnt know) and i died...:P
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Feb 07 2004 04:11pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

well, I can't remember if this is how i died... but in one of the levels (i think it was the Bonn one where Rosh goes sick-evil), I was running away from some guys (like those big concussion rifle guys), turned a corner.. Boomb. Ran right into the tripmines. Yeah, that hurt

Edit: another time that wasnt funny, just very VERY stupid... on the swoop level (i remember.. I died alot on that level), I wanted to make one part look really cool. When you come up to that big hole, i used speed to get across. Near the end, I jumped off the swoop, trying to land on the platform in a cool-jedi-like way.
I missed, I even think my swoop maded it up, and the guy chasing me did too. It hurt alot.
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This comment was edited by Vaughn on Feb 07 2004 04:15pm.

Feb 07 2004 03:36pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Hmm, actually I forgot...
I DID get killed by a tree once. The second one.
Anyway...
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Feb 06 2004 01:00am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

Wow, I'ver died SO many ways.....let's see......

You know that part on Hoth where you come out into a clearing on your Taun-Taun and there's an AT-ST and a whole lot of Snow Troopers and turrets. Well, I head just ran up, killed 3 Snow Troopers w/ my saber while still riding, jumped off, finished off the rest of the guys on turrets and other strays. Then turned off my saber to heal and looked over the battle field (and all the dead bodies) when the AT-ST comes up behind me and steps on me! :mad:

Some of my MP stories are even worse, but I can't remember most of them.
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