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Smilykrazy - Retired  |
Actual signs spotted across the world!!! ROFL!!!! >>Spotted in a toilet of a London office: >>TOILET OUT OF ORDER. >>PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. >> >>In a Laundromat: >>AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT >>GOES OUT. >> >>In a London department store: >>BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS. >> >>In an office: >>WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR >>FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. >> >>In an office: >>AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE >>DRAINING BOARD. >> >>Outside a secondhand shop: >>WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR >>WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? >> >>Notice in health food shop window: >>CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS. >> >>Spotted in a safari park: >>ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR. >> >>Seen during a conference: >>FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN'T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON >>THE >>FIRST FLOOR. >> >>Notice in a farmer's field: >>THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL >>CHARGES. >> >>Message on a leaflet: >>IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS. >> >>On a repair shop door: >>WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T >>WORK.) _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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roflmao good ones Billy  Omg_______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Axion - Student 
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LOL good ones billy _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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Hahahahahahhahahahaha!!! Awesome Billy!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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weeeeeeeeeee!! these signs rule! _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Golf Different Font Taco Bell Chinese Food Halfway Inn PMS In Germany Cleaners Dunkin' Donuts Drive Carefully Hot Chicken Hot 'n' Now Keep Right Slow Down... _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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ROFL @ Bubu!!!  _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL@Bubu! I found the sign pics on my PC, I'll post them a little later. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Flash - Student 
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ROFLMAO Bubu!!! |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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hahahahahaa!!! LMAO LMAO!!! w00t!!! Nice ones bubu!!! w00t!!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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lmao newt!!! Thats too funny!! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Newtius Slasher - Ex-Student 
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nother sign someone sent me in an e-mail i think, Please stand closer to the toilet because your 'big john' isnt as big as you think it is  |
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Smilykrazy - Retired
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LMAO Lian!! It probably is somewhere! _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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ROFL Erin Brockovich screwed my dog Skip LOL *OVER A URINAL* Your child's future is in your hands. Lol, would be funny if that was a real sign. _______________ slorp |
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Newtius Slasher - Ex-Student 
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Toilette stolen, Police have nothing to go on... LOL |
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Achilles - Student 
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omg smiley, I just got this email sent to me by my brother!! It's sooo funny!!! _______________ Padawan to the great Katan JA Brother to D@RTHM@ULR.I.P. Vladarion, may he find peace in the afterlife. |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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yall should check out http://www.engrish.com _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Jan 29 2004 01:42am. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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ROFL !!! Nice ones Smily  |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL!!! I have a few pictures of actual signs somewhere. I'll post them when I find them. Actually, I posted some already. Sign #1 Sign #2 _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This comment was edited by Battlin' Billy on Jan 28 2004 05:50pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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rofl _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Hehehe, Ill go looking for some too _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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ROFLMAO!!! Nice!!! =D We should keep this thread going. Everyone posts RL signs that are found here. _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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In a Tokyo Hotel: Is forbitten to steal hotel towels please. If you are not person to do so please not to read notis. In a hotel in Athens: Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11am daily. In a Yugoslavian Hotel: The flatttening of the underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In a Rome laundry: Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the day having fun. On the faucet in a Finnish Washroom: To stop the drip, turn cock to right. In a Tokyo bar: Special coocktails for the ladies with nuts. In the office of a Roman doctor: Specialist in women and other diseases In an Acapulco hotel: The manager has personally passed all the water served here. In a Norwegian Cokctail Lounge: Ladies are requested not to to have children in the bar _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. This comment was edited by Flamori Athena on Jan 26 2004 11:06am. |
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YinYang - Ex-Student 
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LOL thats so stupid signs that are realy like that in RL LOL kinda sad realy _______________ Sister to Smily,Axion,and CT Friend to ALL... SMILY, LUKE,MAGRA,AND KOYI RULE!!!!! . . : :There is ALWAYS 2 Yin and Yang , Good and Evil: : . . |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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I still can't believe those are RL _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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