The Jedi Academy. THE Place for Jedi training.
Forums
Content
The Academy
Learn
Communicate
Personal


Forums | Crazy Stuff
5 Words a Post stories
Feb 17 2004 05:49am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
This is like the sentence completion thingy but it comes out with HILARIOUS results. :D
I read one at the WoW forums and I rofl'ed. :D Hilarious. Anyway.
You can only use 5 words a post. Mm'kay? Mm'kay.

The Story So Far:
There was once a Jedi who died in a tragic accident. The end. But then there was Bob who really disliked the end because he knows it really does not end that way. Then he realized HIS MOM WAS A GUY! So he visited his mom who had this fuzzy piano that exploded when you ate ...cheese. So they ate some cheese and they exploded so all their guts went around banging their heads on their ears, which in turn caused an explosion that destructed the universe. Yet Bob was still alive and still losing JK3 duels, until Hugh Henfer visited and released the rapid Playboy bunnies that ate all the carrots in the world. These bunnies disguised themselves as they were all really dumb. Because of brain damage from the cheese explosion, they all fell down dead, then a garden gnome came by to kick his dead body but he got eaten by the Garden Gnobe, but he got permission to rule the world.
_______________
slorp

This post was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 20 2004 03:52am.

< Recent Comments Login and add your comment!  
Comments
Feb 19 2004 01:47am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

These bunnies disguised themselves as...

:D
_______________
Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Feb 19 2004 12:46am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

that ate all the carrots in the world..
_______________
Axion - Yeah.

Feb 18 2004 11:40pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

released the rabid playboy bunnies...
_______________
Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

Feb 18 2004 10:58pm

 
 - Student

until Hugh Hefner visited, and...

Feb 18 2004 10:03pm

Mreoton
 - Student

And still losing JK3 duels :D
(tis true)

Feb 18 2004 09:44pm

Wolfwood
 - Student
 Wolfwood

Yet bob was still alive...
_______________
~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~


Feb 18 2004 09:12pm

_cmad_
 - Ex-Student
 _cmad_

...explosion that destructed the universe...
_______________
Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow.

Feb 18 2004 09:03pm

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

which in turned caused a...
_______________
Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

Feb 18 2004 07:55pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

banging thier heads on thier ears


(Six words! Sorry, couldn't help meself :D)
_______________
I'm crazy, not stupid.

Feb 18 2004 05:27pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

all there guts went around...

Feb 18 2004 04:42pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

cheese and they exploded so
_______________
slorp

Feb 18 2004 03:53pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

...cheese. So they ate some...

_______________
Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment |
Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Feb 18 2004 08:26am

Steinin
 - Student
 Steinin

that exploded when you ate
_______________
362 Ohi on!

Feb 18 2004 06:22am

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

Who had this fuzzy piano
_______________
I'm crazy, not stupid.

Feb 18 2004 02:18am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

So he visited his mom
_______________
slorp

Feb 17 2004 10:51pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

(Yeah we need more posts like JJ's to make it more funnier :D)
(BTW updated the story so far)
_______________
slorp

This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 17 2004 10:51pm.

Feb 17 2004 10:10pm

 
 - Student

HIS MOM WAS A GUY!

Feb 17 2004 09:21pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

then he realized..
_______________
Axion - Yeah.

Feb 17 2004 09:17pm

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

does not end that way
_______________
One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?!

Feb 17 2004 07:02pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

because he knows it really....

Feb 17 2004 06:47pm

Wolfwood
 - Student
 Wolfwood

Who really disliked the end...
_______________
~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~


Feb 17 2004 05:52pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

But then there was bob
_______________
I'm crazy, not stupid.

Feb 17 2004 07:45am

Marcel Mandarijn
 - Student
 Marcel Mandarijn

the end

(3-word-placeholder)

Feb 17 2004 07:17am

3th
 - Retired
 3th

died in a tragic accident.
_______________
this is the internet, be serious damn it!

Feb 17 2004 05:50am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

There was a Jedi who
_______________
slorp

< Recent Comments Login and add your comment!