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Lord Jaws - Student  |
Dunno if this is already seen but here they are 1. Because Yoda REALLY DOES know Kung-Fu. by Darth Hideous 2. Mace Windu could kick the crap out of Morpheus, even in the Matrix. by Kenpasck 3. Loose robes are much easier to put on in the morning than tight leather. by Boinga 4. Spaceships fly in actual space, not in cramped toilet tubes. by Boinga 5. Jedi Knights don't need sunglasses to make them look cool. by Timberline_Ridge 6. Even a kid can understand the Star Wars plot. by Mortichro 7. The droids and computers do what they tell them to do. by TP 8. At least OUR clones have nifty armor...even if it isn't good for much. by Retrokid007 9. Because R2-D2 could take down the entire Matrix with one well-timed hack. by Darth Jester 10. Matrix has one The One, and Star Wars has The Chosen One and Obi-One. by Kashyap2 11. Star Wars has Anthony Daniels play a robot - The Matrix has Neo played by a robot. by Kashyap2 12. You don't need pills to understand Yoda's teachings. by Kashyap2 13. Instead of " There is no Spoon " you get " Feel the Power of the Forks ! " by BrenDarklighter 14. Neo can dodge bullets, but Luke doesn't have to cuz stormtroopers can't shoot!! by Rogue_0009 15. It's as if a 1000 male voices cried out at once "Golden Bikini!" by JenArwen 16. Our wooden acting is more convincing. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 17. Star Wars didn't fall apart after two movies. It took four. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 18. Zion is a bigger craphole than Dagobah. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 19. C-3PO has more facial expressions than Keanu. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 20. It only took one trilogy for The Matrix to go bad. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 21. I don't see any Matrix plush toys, do you? by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 22. I didn't want my money back after watching Star Wars. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 23. Yoda's grammar slightly better then Keanu Reeves' by 24. SW Prequel dialogue is at a 5th grade reading level; Keanu Reeves' is at 4th (Whoa). by anonymous 25. Star Wars has an ending. by Kashyap2 26. I'm looking forward to seeing Star Wars 3. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 27. People in the Matrix are too optimistic ("He is the One", "I believe in him"  , as opposed to Star Wars ("I have a bad feeling about this...".by Fettish 28. Un-named background characters in 'Matrix' don't get an action figure and novel. by anonymous 29. There's a holiday special! And TWO Ewoks movies! by Vinny 30. No-one camps out to see the Matrix. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 31. You need a reason? Did you not see Revolutions????? by purplefacedmonkey 32. Because while watching Revolutions, even appearances from Jar Jar, the Ewoks or Carrie Fisher singing would have been welcomed. by purplefacedmonkey 33. In The Matrix, your name is Mouse. In Star Wars, you're Elan Sleazebaggano. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 34. Like the energizer bunny, star wars keeps going and going. Like a vacuum, the matrix just keeps sucking. by darth frenchy 2.0 (new and improved!) 35. There's at least one good Star Wars game. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 36. 'Beneath the Dome' beats 'Animatrix' any day. by Rin, Destroyer of Keyboards 37. Comlinks are SO way cooler than pay phones. by Master Maverick 38. All the emperor has to do is shoot electricity through his fingers and he would short out all the machines. by star22 39. You don't need a degree in Philosophy to understand the script. by Orkimedes 40. Shorter lines at the theater... by Darth Zordec 41. We cloned an awesome Mandalorian bounty hunter, with strong armor, missiles, a jet pack, and dual blaster pistols. They cloned a guy in a suit. 'Nuff said. by Wormy the Destroyer 42. Can the Nebuchadnezzar make the Kessel Run in 12 Parsecs? by Ash Kinsa 43. Who needs French curses when you can have your pick of Corellian, Rodian, Huttese.......... by Moi aussi, Trinity 44. The power of the One is insignificant compared to the power of the Force by Moi aussi, Trinity 45. Neo got killed trying to save Zion, Luke only lost a hand while saving the galaxy!!! by Adrian Akhavan 46. A whiny Anakin is always better then a philosophical Keanu Reeves any day of the week. by Vincent _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: 41. We cloned an awesome Mandalorian bounty hunter, with strong armor, missiles, a jet pack, and dual blaster pistols. They cloned a guy in a suit. 'Nuff said. rofl  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Kueller - Student 
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I like no.45 _______________ Personal sleepness-nights-supporter of Virtue. Owner of the 1000th comment of Daidalus and 1943th comment of Gradius! Owner of the 300th comment of Carda! -Taught Gradius all his laming skills 
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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Quote: That depends. Have you seen all the Matrix movies? Have you seen all the SW movies? Do you own the Animatrix DVD (VHS is a permitted "yes" condition if and only if you don't own a DVD player)? Have you read most of the SW books? Do you own at least 3 SW Lego sets? Have you played all but at most 3 of the SW games? Have you beaten Enter the Matrix on the hardest difficulty? If you answered "no" to any of those, then don't bother reading that post. Yes. Except for the Enter the Matrix thingy, cuz that has nothing to do with the post right here. _______________ slorp |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Maddox on the Matrix: [Heads-up: Contains a few profanities--nothing worse than the porn site spam most of us get in our e-mails every day, but if you're offended by the f-word then don't click.] http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=matrix3 _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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VirusD - Student 
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lol! damn even i grined _______________ '** I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying "You're next". They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.**' '**On going to war over religion: "You're basically killing each other to see who's got the better imaginary friend.**" '**I Dont Lie! I Just Bend And Illustrate The Truth A Little**' - By me when talking to a friend. |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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That depends. Have you seen all the Matrix movies? Have you seen all the SW movies? Do you own the Animatrix DVD (VHS is a permitted "yes" condition if and only if you don't own a DVD player)? Have you read most of the SW books? Do you own at least 3 SW Lego sets? Have you played all but at most 3 of the SW games? Have you beaten Enter the Matrix on the hardest difficulty? If you answered "no" to any of those, then don't bother reading that post. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. This comment was edited by tarpman on Feb 27 2004 11:12pm. |
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Lian Del Rey - Student
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Wow. I smiled a few times but I never once even chuckled. Is there something here that I'm missing?  _______________ slorp |
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Ashyr - Student 
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OMG!!!!!! ROTFL!! That is probobly the funniest thing I've read on the internet. That's sayin' allot! My stomache hurts. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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lol @ #45 and don't forget a very important reason: Jedi use swords, and swords with blades made of pure energy at that. Neo uses guns that shoot (OMG the primitiveness! ) physical projectiles. 'Nuff said. _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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LMAO! I really like #34 |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Rofl thats hilarious _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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SedNox - Student 
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LoL! brilliant!!! LoL!!! _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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Killer_Chicken - Ex-Student 
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Agent Smith makes Boba Fett seem like a bad A** _______________ I'm so smart,smart S-M-R-T ---- Homer Simpson |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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omg l31k omg that is l31k omg l31k s000000000 trueeeeeeeeeeeee _______________ slorp |
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Steinin - Student 
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ROFL _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! Those were really good! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Lithaerien - Student 
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ROFL I like # 14) Neo dodges bullets. Luke doesn't have to cuz stormys can't sh007!!! w007 _______________ "The Dark Side? I've been there... Do your worst!" ~Kyle Katarn "Don't force it" ~GeForce |
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Kyp Nadon - Student 
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lol _______________ dont't think im a newbie! and if you dont believe me check this one out |
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Frosty - Ex-Student 
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lol I haven't got to understand the plot of Matrix till now!! _______________ I'm leaving, on a jet plane~ |
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