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Found these at theforce.net 46. The fact that we're all individuals......well, I'm not! (God bless Monty Python) by DarthQ 45. That you were made by the beautiful Taun We! Woo hoo! by JediPat 44. BIRTHDAYS!! More presnts than you can possibly imagine by ThrawnsClone 43. KIWI ACCENT!!!! by z00t 42. if you ever need a kidney........... by k@e 41. You don't care what anyone else thinks...because you already know! by Dex1138 40. I'd finally be able to scratch that spot in the middle of my back. by Porto John 39. Everytime you go to fight someone it's a clone war. by carboitehydrates 38. I dunno, let me ask K348... no, she doesn't know, hey, K848... by Kenya Starflight 37. Double Mint Gum tastes that much better. by carbonitehydrates 36. When you go up aginst the bullies at school and they reply, "You and what army?" you now can have a clone army.... by Aaron 35. Big red noses....Huge feet....Oh, you mean a Clone! by poz 34. WHOOO ! SHINY WHITE ARMOR THAT DOES NOTHING !!! YAHOO ! by BrenDarklighter 33. "Dude, can I borrow that killer sweater of yours?" "Will it fit?" "DUDE, WE ARE CLONES!!!" by Darth_Dave 32. Never having to pay child support because a DNA test proves nothing. by Darth_Dave 31. Your girlfriend can kill him when she's mad at you. by CMarie 30. You can sleep with your clone brother's really hot girlfriend, and chances are pretty good she won't catch on. (Note: This is also a cool thing about being a changeling.) by Blow-Mi-One Cannoli 29. Your cells age at twice the normal rate- work this angle and you're drivin' by 8! by RU ARTOO? 28. Group discounts! by Obi Von Mando 27. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob231 26. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob245 25. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob462 24. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob864 23. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob409 22. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob172 21. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob874 20. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob712 19. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob395 18. Better chance, statistically, of having your humor submission posted. by Bob395 17. If one of you gets famous, everybody gets laid. by Inebriated Wyrm 16. It beats being a Borg. by doggans 15. You can sue Napster for letting there be two of you. by carboitehydrates 14. TF.N get one more reader with each new clone of me.. by carboitehydrates 13. Now you can put TWO U's in your name! by Daniel Glasglow 12. You can yell "I know you are but what am I" at each other for DAYS by Evil the Cat 11. If someone tries to say their your father, you know right away they're lying(rather them having to worm the answer out of Yoda.) by Luke Skywalker 10. You get to... well, attack... by Zarm R'keeg 9. Wherever you go, there you are. And THERE you are. And there and there and there... by Darth Hack 8. That big fat Xerox advertising contract. by SealyJedi 7. "Sometimes you wanna go, where everybody looks the saaaaaaaame" by SealyJedi 6. Just ask anybody in the pop music industry. by Oxymoron 5. It's much easier to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop. by AshFalling 4. What, the probability of successfuly navigating an asteroid field is aproximately 3,720 to 1? Place an order for 3,721 clones. by Darth Mike 3. Better chance, statistically, of having your- *BAM* OWWWWW!!! GIMME THAT!!!! by Bob 319 & Chris Hanel 2. *shots fired, people screaming, a violent Humor Editor Takes the keyboard* by Chris Hanel & A lot of Dead Clones _______________ One night, I was lying in my bed, looking up at the stars and I said to myself: "Where the h*** is my ceiling?! |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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During childhood you will never have to hear anybody say, "Why can't you be more like your brother?" because, in fact, you couldn't possibly be any more like him than you already are. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Quote: 35. Big red noses....Huge feet....Oh, you mean a Clone! by poz 34. WHOOO ! SHINY WHITE ARMOR THAT DOES NOTHING !!! YAHOO ! by BrenDarklighter Those people shouldn't ever be on this. _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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pretty lame in the higher numbers, but gets better toward the bottom... _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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