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Star Wars Jedi Academy - Novel: Age of War
Nov 24 2024 06:22pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
Lian Del Rey
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away...

STAR WARS


Episode (Who Knows)
Age of War

13 years have passed since the destruction of Desann and Galak's defeat in the BATTLE OF THE ACADEMY. Bodies of those who opposed the academy are scattered throughout THE OLD REBUBLIC THE SECOND.

Strange sightings have been seen in the old inactive planet of YAVIN4. Most have been seen in the destroyed JEDI ACADEMY.

MASSADOOBIE and his long-time partner, DJ SITH, have been sent to YAVIN4, and seek out what the cause is.......

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slorp

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Mar 08 2003 10:51pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

[Not in story]
Psst... F1... Lian and doobie's not there either :P :D :P :D :P :D :P :D
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slorp

Mar 08 2003 07:49am

Spawn
 - Ex-Student
 Spawn

"Is it time?"Asked Boba Fett
"No not yet. Just a little more chaos."Said I
"Almost there...Almost there."Said Boba
heehee:D
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I know the break down everything is gunna shake down some day I know the break down tell me again am I awake now you can find the reason that no one else is living this way...
Spawn


Mar 08 2003 04:26am

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

[Not in story]
Jeah, I mistook the dream Zero for the real one...told you it was confusing.

Actually iwas planning on making them go to Coruscant...but you can't make everything turn out the way you want, can you?

Btw, where's the Black Academy?
On a planet populated by black people?
[In story]
"Where the heck did all those Dark Jedi come from anyway?" wondered Bubu aloud as they dashed through the forest. " I thought they were all destroyed."

"If I guess right, they must be zombies." said Shadow~G.

"Haven't we destroyed enough already?" Aeth shook his head. "I guess a Jedi's job is never finished."

"No," said Massadoobie quietly. "It isn't."

There was a moment of silence, then,

"Did you notice how fast those zombies were spawned?" asked Lian. "They could have thousands in a week."

Ioshee snorted in disdain. "I could take 'em." he said dismissively.

"This isn't about you, Ioshee." said Ulic. "So where's this so-called Black Academy anyway?"

"On an uncharted outer rim planet named Capital." replied Shadow~G. "Don't bother checking your starcharts, I discovered and named it myself."

"Wouldn't Coruscant be easier?" asked DJ Sith.

"If you really think so." said Shadow~G. "It's a ten-day trip to Coruscant from Endor. Capital, on the other hand, is a mere two day trip from here."

"Fine," said Chosen One grumpily. "Let's just get going already.

"Wait. First we have to find a starship capable of hyperspace travel."

"And where are we going to find-" began Chosen One, but YubYub cut him off.

"Quiet!" he commanded, pressing a finger to his lips. (Or whatever Ewoks have for lips.) "I hear something."

The others strained their ears, but whatever YubYub could hear, it was clear it required you to have Ewok ears.

Suddenly, YubYub relaxed visibly. "It's okay." he said. "It's not a trap."

Without warning, half a dozen ewoks dropped over the heads of the Jedi.

Bubu whipped out his saber, then realized that they were probably relatives of his. (To Ewoks, everyone else is a relative.)

The head ewok raised his hand in sign of welcome.

"Welcome." he said.

"Ubub!" shouted YubYub happily. "He's my brother." he explained to the rest.

"Figures." muttered Ioshee.

"We're kind of in a hurry," Shadow~G said, stepping forward. "Do you have a ship we could borrow?"

The ewok shook his head.

"You insult us, Jedi. We have better. Follow me." He turned and brought them to-

"A warp gate?" Shadow~G scratched his head. "You Ewoks are better than I thought."

The Ewok merely smiled. A short goodbye later, they were on their way to Capital, where the Black Academy waited.


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Mar 07 2003 10:22pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

"i sence a disturbance in the force" Ulic said
"what are you saying?"Bubu asked
"death, pain, destruction, its comming. nothing can save us now. I feel it too, more than just Dark Jedi are chasing us..... this isnot good." Shadow~G said.
"hex, what are we to do?" YubYub asked.
@"lets go to the Black Academy... we can get many jedi to help us and our cause."

and so they went
[not in story]
sry for such the short post,@i am away
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Mar 07 2003 07:33pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

[Not in story]
No it's not, Icco :)
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slorp

Mar 06 2003 07:09pm

Icco
 - Student
 Icco

|not in story|

hey im pretty much done with the other story u want me to put this one together to?

p.s. its not really done yet is it?
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"this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn
/Icco


Mar 06 2003 09:30am

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

[Not in story]
Ah, F1, Zero's dead :P

[In story]
Then a HUGE bunch of tiefighters flew towards the Jedi's ship/fleet/thing.

They crashed into the planet of Endor.

Little did they know, many dark Jedi and Sith started unloading onto Endor.
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slorp

Mar 06 2003 07:53am

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

[Not in story]
Dammit, what's going on? I can barely follow the story anymore....
[In story]
The remaining Jedi pulled into a defensive circle, with Shadow~G's Jedi forming the outer ring and the Academy Jedi huddled in the inner circle.

The Jedi zombies ignited their lightsabers and closed in on them slowly.

Bubu tightened the grip on his lightsaber, feeling the tension in the air as the zombies advanced.

This is it, he thought. The last stand of the academy. Barely forty Jedi against about five thousand zombies.

It would be close.

The Empress and the two Sith, who were SUPPOSED to have gone off-planet, watched the whole scene coldly, waiting for either side to make a move.

The Jedi struck first.

Shadow~G, leader of the Black Academy, screamed something in an unintelligible language that sounded vaguely to Bubu as,

"Scatter!"

Instantly the Black Jedi were all over the place, hacking and slashing at the zombies. Not to be outdone, Massadoobie turned to the Academy Jedi.

"Full attack!" shouted Massadoobie.

"Banzai," agreed Bubu.

"Closer my god to thee," sang Acey Spadey.

"Belouve on!" cried Ioshee.

"It is a far, far better thing..." Aeth's voice trailed off as he disappeared into the confusion.

"Mass Genocide!" yelled the battle-crazed YubYub eagerly.

The other Jedi voiced similar sentiments.

In a matter of seconds, the place had become a maelstorm of Force powers, flashing sabers, and blood.

The Empress and the two Sith continued their silent observation.

Shadow~G swept through the crowd, his blacksaber instantly tearing through anything it came into contact with, flesh, cloth and bone.

Suddenly a great green energy blast struck the Academy roof, and the building shook on its foundations.

"Sure don't build 'em like they used to," commented Ulic, casually sweeping a zombie's head off.

"Those are just low-power bursts," explained DJ Sith, as a chunk of the ceiling fell in, squashing several zombies beneath it. "Won't do much damage. They should have realized that and be charging for a planetary destruction beam...." he looked at his watch."...now."

True to his words, even from a distance, the Jedi could see green energy gathering in the Death Star's laser array.

"How much time do we have?" enquired Fizz.

"Fifteen minutes," replied Chosen One "Starting....now."

"Everyone head for the hangar!" shouted Zero. "Not you, sweetheart," he added as a zombie tried to push his way towards the door.

"Oh, right," said the zombie, and sat down to patiently await his fate.

Zero shook his head. Retards.

The Jedi Academy assault cruiser Elite Saber took off and zoomed away from Zeo even as a bright green superlaser issued from the Death Star and blew the planet to bits.

On the bridge of the Elite Saber, Masadoobie watched as the refuge of the Jedi was destroyed.

Zeo, where so many had been raised into the ways of the Force. Where the Jedi Academy, his Jedi Academy, had been built for the second time, after the final battle on Yavin 4.

His home.

Gone, blown away by the Empire who had already taken so much from his life.

In the corner of his eye, he saw a small imperial shuttle board the Death Star. Probably bearing the Empress and the two Sith.

He didn't care.

The Jedi Academy was gone.



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True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing.


Mar 03 2003 11:41pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

(BTW, Chapter 2 is titled: Power of the Empress)
"Ahh whaddaya want?" moaned Aeth.
"Why are you doing this?" asked Yub Yub. "You help us in the Battle for the Academy.."
"And both times I had a cause," interrupted the Evil Lianiotte.

"Why have you been expecting us?"
"For you to suffer your defeat and I will see my delight," answered the Empress.

"Yub Yub, I'm your MOTHA!!!" just kidding.

The Empress snapped her fingers. They could see other Jedi in a battle attacking the Deathstar.

The Empress snapped her fingers again. In a flash, the Jedi died in the Deathstar's green beam.

"Now, your adventure will start," continued the Empress. "You'll never know who may be real, or who may be an imposter." She slowly turned to the Evil Lianiotte. She looked back at them.

Yub Yub attempted, yet again, to knock of the Empress's hood. The Empress raised her hand, absorbed the push, and reflected the push into a pillar, which then fell down. "What a pathedic attempt."

The Empress raised her hand.

The group appeared in some old catacombs.

A war was raging on.
Before them, on stairs that looked like "executed" rats, they saw Zero, Massadoobie, and DJ Sith.

"Please," said massadoobie. "I am not an imposter."

Yub Yub turned and saw Lianiotte.
"Heya!"
"Hey, Lian. I thought you-"
Lianiotte turned into a zombie.
Yub Yub got disguisted. With that, he cut off the imposter's head.

Then he wondered something. "If this happens here, will this happen in real life?" He shuddered of the thought, and turned back to Zero.

"I can assure you I am not an imposter."
"Well well... what other choice do we have?"

They walked through a hallway on what seemed to be an old jail.

"And, my children, this very hour, you will face the truth."
"What is this truth?" thought Aeth to himself.

Aeth S'kray walked up to them. "LOOK AT MY MONKEY!!!"

The Aeth that was already with them jumped in front of the Aeth that walked up to them. "I'M THE REAL AETH!"
"NO I AM!"
"ME!"
"ME!"
"LOOK AT MY MONKEY!"
"I'M LOOKING AT YOUR ******* MONKEY!!!"
"That's Aeth," said Yub Yub. He killed the Aeth that was with them. The Aeth that showed up followed them.

They reached the end of the hall, and turned right, where there was another passage.
"The truth," said massadoobie.
They all turned around. Aeth stopped counting on how many zombies he saw behind them at 138.

They turned back around. Zero, DJ, and massadoobie turned into zombies as well.

They did not die. They got knocked out.
But they all, strangley, had the same dream.

"You are alone. You walk along the remains of the old Jedi Academy, ATSTs, Reborn in skeletons and covered in blood.

Suddenly you realize you are in the jail hall. Lianiotte picks you up and throws you in a cell.

When your time is up, The Wingless pulls you out.

As you walk out, you see many dead bodies.

Then you see Zero. Standing. There. With nobody else. He is looking at the ground, then he looks at you. "Do not feel bad for me. Don't look back."

You go out of the jail hall, and hear many screams, echoing all over the place. Water drips from the ceiling.

"You will learn," said a spooky, dark voice, coming from somewhere, that you can't make out.

You don't look back."

They all explain they had the same dream, but can't make out how, and why. Was it a message? Were they seeing something?

They all completley wake up with bodies lying all over on the floor, Zero, standing there, looking at the ground. It is all too freaky for them, so they run out of the jail hall. Water drips from the ceiling. The scream is heard.
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slorp

Mar 03 2003 09:51pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

[Not in story]
Lian, if you look down, Vaughn is Shadow~G, who is away getting reinforcements... FYI
[in story]

-back on Zeo-

The remaining Jedi gathered around the somewhat remains of Doobie.
"He was a good friend, and an even better leader. But now, it is time, to move out. Too much death has befallen us." Aeth said.
"but where too? The dark side troops are closing in from every direction, fast!" Yub Yub protested.
"We cant stay here, our lightsabers are malfunctioning." Aeth replied.
"humm... allright, lead on." Yub Yub said
"Ive got a bad feeling about this..." Yub yub thought to himself.
"stop... do you feel that?"
"feel what?"
"that... disturbance... it feels as if something bad is going ot happen."
"yes, i feel it now... iots comming from the deathstar!"
Suddenly, there was a massive flash, and a great part of the deathstar exploded.
"what happened?"
"Yub Yub, that, my friend, is what happens when you shoot a massive laser through somebodys head at a close range."
"ah, I see"
The deathstar had been rendered useless.
"now what..." Aeth thought.
"Dont move Jedi! Take them away" a voice was heard.
It was Grendo Jenta, back from the pain he had loosing his hand.
"You again!"
"who did you expect? Santaclause?"
"well..."
"Silence!" "Take them away!"
5 reborn troops took Aeth and YubYub away. Suddenly, Aeth and YubYub shivered. They felt a cold shot run down their spine.
"Keep moving..." Grendo Jenta commanded.

Suddenly, two reborn fell, dismembered.
"what was that?"
"where are you going jedi?" a reborn said, as he too, was dismemberd.
"Hit the dirt!" Grendo yelled.
By the time they hit the ground, another reborn was sliced up. The third evaded the attack, just barely though.
"who are you?" Grendo asked.
a figure appeared out of thin air
"I, am Ganta, son of Ganthor, heir of the throne of Ildor. A jedi, trained under the grand master Shadow~G." Ganta said cooly.
"Grand master?" Aeth looked puzzled.
"he didnt tell you? He founded an academy, that is even stronger than Lukes and the Dark academy, combined."
"sounds good. Where is he?" YubYub asked.
As he did, 100 Reborn appeared.
"he is on his way." Ganta yelled a strange noise.
the Reborn stopped in their traks. They looked up, to see the gargoyles of the temple. Move.
"those gargoyles were never there before..." Aeth thought to himself.
"Shh, this is the greatest thing in the history of the Academy, the Eliete Jedi are appearing..."
And so it happened.
First, the eyes glowed. One arm moved, slowly at first, one by one, the gargoyles assumed position. Then, the humming. 20 Lightsabers of all different colours erupted. A strange noise and smell arouse from the Reborn.
The Jedi Lept, and landed infront of the Reborn. 5 seconds later, only 10 reborn were standing. The jedi backed off. Up in the shadows, a noise was heard. The noise of a saber being drawn. Green eyes erupted in the shadows. Then, it lept. Something in black armour, with green eyes, and a black lightsaber flew down from its pearch, slicing a reborn in half. It spun, decapitating two other reborn. Three slices of the saber, and another three were down. A quick stab trook out the 7th. Backstab, which impaled the other two reborn, leaving one left. It blocked the first few strikes, then the thing in black looked angry. It yelled something, as a force wind appeared around it. The jedi (Aeth, and YubYub) could not belive their eyes, The thing sliced at the reborn, in 9 different locations, AT THE SAME TIME. The reborn had been defeated. The sabers went down. They all kneeled, and muttered to themselves.
The thing in black moved over to the jedi, and said, "nice to be back, and fully ready for battle, only alittle tired after hypertravel..." It removed the helmet.
"Shadow~G you..."
"fiend?" Shadow~G suggested.
"no, friend ^_^" YubYub replied.
A green beam erupted through the area. A huge explosion a few kilometers away occured.
"AH! we gotta get out of here" Ganta said.
"Not without this mess" Said Aeth pointing to Grendo.
Grendo dissapeared.
"what... happened?" YubYub asked.
"its very simple, he has been cloaked, and givein invulnerablity, as long as he doesnt leave this spot. He wont leave.

The group ran into the temple, only to find the Empress, the two sith lords, Evil Lian, Wingless, Bubu, DJ, Doobie, and Azn (Wingless, Bubu, Doobie, DJ and Azn were gagged, tied up in the corner, unconsious).
"Ive been expecting you..."
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Mar 03 2003 08:38pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

[Not in story]
No offense, Kueller, but that kinda.. sucked =/

Ok ok I know it's your first time but, let's make it more like this...

And also, the Evil Lian disappeared, remember?

[In story]
Kueller, training for his rematch against Legolas, was somewhere in the middle of space.

There was a sound.

He turned around, and saw the Evil Lian. "Who are you, and how did you get in here?"

She quickly moved her hand from her left to her right. Kueller flew across the room, and started flying out the window, floating in space.

The Evil Lianiotte threw her lightsaber at him. Kueller was split in two. He didn't have his lightsaber on.

And for her own sick amusement, she then cut off his head, arms, hands, legs, and feet.

Kueller will somehow be able to fight Legolas again.

[Not in story]
Note, saber throw IS blockable.
Also, doobie's feeble skills are no match for the power of the dark side :D

[In story]
The Evil Lian, who is now everywhere, started creating more and more zombies on top of a ship. They, too, pointed their polearms at them.

[Not in story]
BTW, doobie wouldn't be able to fight Lian without permission, even tho Lian wasn't there. Tho = though, for those who don't know and care.

[In story]
Kueller's hand fell on doobie's head.

"Yuck!" shouted doobie. "Listen, ya fools, I bet you're too cowardy to kill us. The foolish Empress would want a challenge, and get her amusement to fight somebody strong when we reach her." He flexed his arms.

Little did he know, the Empress was watching ALL of this.

She pushed a button on her chair, and it was heard all across Zeo Prime.

"Fire at will."

Doobie became a dismember toy. His head, arms, hands, legs, and waist was all cut off.

And it was just the beginning.

MEANWHILE, IN SPACE...
Kueller's head lands on the Deathstar, and the head explodes in green plasma.

<---- Start of Chaper 2 ---->
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slorp

This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Mar 03 2003 08:39pm.

Mar 03 2003 11:28am

Kueller
 - Student
 Kueller

Massadoobie challenged the evil Lian to a duel. If he would win the troopers would go back, if Lian won, she could have the whole team without resistance.

She agreed, only to test her skills with him, of course there is no keeping primises with the dark side. They ignited their lightsaber, and just when doobie bowed her lightsaber flashed to him. "That's foul play, someone give her a server ban". "WHAHAHAHAAHA, I'm with the dark side now, server bans do nothing against me". "That's a shame then" said doobie. They exchanged countless strikes, and fought for 5 minutes already. Then Lian kicked doobie in his face and did a RDFA. Doobie managed to get out of it but his offsaberhand got lost in the process. "HOW DARE YOU, YOU WILL DIE FOR THIS". With the filthiest saberthrow push he sliced her in two parts. (In case you don't know this, saberthrow push is totally unblockable). Just at the moment she died there was a giant forcestorm that knocked everybody unconsious good guys and bad guys (girls too).

The ships kept approaching, there needed to happen something inccredible now!
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Mar 02 2003 11:03pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

The Jedi Academy survivors ran through the forest.

A Reborn saw them, and Force Tripped them all. Aeth threw his lightsaber at him.

All but Bubu got up. While he was getting up...
BOOM!!!
A green blast came from the Deathstar, and blasted into Bubu's hand.

The beam was gone, and Bubu had one hand left.

"Are you okay?"
"It.. it's not bad.."
"What you talking about?" asked Aeth. "Your hand was 'cut' off, and that was your good lightsaber hand too.

In a matter of minutes, they reached Zeo's swamps.

Zero (body version) got out of the swamp.
"ZERO?!" cried Vaughn.
"Alas, it is I," he said, bowing. "There's much to explain... but.. follow me."

They ran deeper into the swamp.
"You think this is the right way?" asked Aeth.
"Hmm.." thought Vaughn to himself. "If this happens to be a wrong Zero, then he would be leading us.. into a trap."

They reached into the deepest depths of the swamps.

"Well.. what are we doing here?" asked Aeth, looking around.

They all looked up. The Deathstar was right above them.

Beams were shot at them.
Zero activated a dual lightsaber with green blades.

"And my children you will face the truth."
"The truth?"
"The truth."

And so they fought, Zero being ten times more powerful than before he died. While the battle raged on, the Deathstar was still shooting beams at them.

With this, the ships saw the beams, and started flying towards them.

Eventually, Zero died. For the second time.

"What is up with this?"

Yub Yub looked around. The Deathstar shots were stopped.

Lianiotte stood before them. The Evil Lianiotte.
The one that helped in the Battle for the Academy, just to claim some of the Jedi Academy Crystal Shards. (JACS) (Lol, I just typed that in and it looks like [JAC]s :D)

She lifted a hand. Chicka rose from the swamp water.

And they fought her, and a bit faster than they defeated Zero.

She lifted her hand again. Desann, Galak, and Tavion rose from the swamp water.

"Blast, this is why I don't trust wizards," shouted Bubu.

Tavion defeated.
They could still hear the hum of Desann's, now green, lightsaber.

"They are made to become... the Undead!"

The zombie Zero and Chicka rose again, slightly dismembered.

They lost count of the numbers of specials, saber locks, etc.

Bubu got very tired (especially with his hand cut off.) Bubu started sinking into the swamp water.

Aeth jumped towards Bubu's hand, and fell onto the ground. "No!"

Bubu already sank into the swamp water completley.
He was dead.

Aeth put his hand to his heart. "A loss of a staff member." (If you read the first post here, Bubu became part of the staff in this story)

The Evil Lianiotte raised her hand. Vaughn threw his lightsaber at her, but she vanished before she could be hit.

It was massadoobie, coming out of the swamp water.
This one wasn't a zombie.

"And my children, you will realize.. the truth."

The remaining survivors came close to eachother, back to back.

Their lightsabers were destroyed.

A HUGE group of the Dark Side appeared from the trees and pointed all their polearms around the surviving Academy members.

And to make things just grand, the Dark Side Ships flew towards the band...
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slorp

Mar 02 2003 09:28pm

Vaughn
 - Student
 Vaughn

[Not in story]
That was good, dont think otherwise...
[in story]
Master Legolas!
Back from his break, he was refreshed and ready for action.
"you dont honestly belive you can win?" Legolas asked
"I cant help but try" Kueller replied.
"true"
"enough talk, lets fight!"
"if you wish"

The sabers flashed. The blades clashed, the noise was intense.
"you are pretty good, Legolas"
"I taught heavy stance for a reason..."
Legolas pulled off one of his rare combo's, which sliced right through the saberhilt of Kueller.
"not again..."
"you have much to learn. Leave this place, and go practice. Then, and only then shall we duel again."
With that, Legolas left.
"what a dueler... but he does not know that i can still kill him!"
Kueller pulled out his briar pistol, aimed, and shot.
sencing the shot, Legolas ignited his saber, and pulled a mace windu (incasee your are wondering, Mace swong his saber backwards, deflecting a shot from a droid commander strait back at it... ep2, its pretty cool). The bullet nailed Kueller in the arm.
"ARRGH"
"fool... i warned him."
With that, Legolas was gone.

-Back on Zeo-
"Lian is gone, I suspect she has something to do with the empress" Shadow~G said.
"How could you think that? She has been loyal to the JA ever since the beginning." Aeth said.
"Has she? Remember how she left? She could have gone and made alliances... we never know!"
"You have no trust! That is why you were expelled in the first place!"
"Maybe, but atleast i dont get stuck..."
"Guys, Guys, Guys!" Bubu interrupted, "were a team, if Lian is responsible, she will pay. If she is not, which is more likely, all will be fine."
"fine then. I will go, and get reinforcements" Shadow~G said.
"Reinforcements?" YubYub looked confused.

"you dont know, well... while i was away, i founded an academy, different, but similar to this one. My students will be more than willing to help us here. Also, i can get some wizard friends to help."
"no wizards, i dont trust them" Bubu said.
"allright... ill be back in a few hours" Shadow~G said. And with that, he disappeared.
"that was strange, how did he do that?" Yub Yub asked
"Lagg, my friend, Lagg" Bubu replied. "He was a once upon a time master of the LAGG".
"I see..." YubYub replied.
They all looked up to the deathstar.
"i wonder, what is that smoke comming from it?"
"thats not smoke!" Aeth said, "Those are many, many, many starships, landing!"
"not again..." Bubu thought."Lets go!"
they all ran into the forest, as the ships landed. Zeo was looking for some trouble.
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When you become an actor, you become the person, and you dont act anymore. You just are.
- Tyler HP, Taught by Mr G Simpson


Mar 02 2003 05:40pm

Kueller
 - Student
 Kueller

[not in story] First time I've tried to write something, I hope me is not ruining things.

[On Death Star]
The Empress advisor stepped into the room. "What is it?" does the Empress asks. "We are on scedule oh Dark Mistress". "Good work Kueller", she senses a troublemaking thought in him and asks him about the trouble on the ship. "Oh all powerfull Mistress, I can't keep anything hidden from you, there are some filthy Jedi on the ship. Don't blame me, blame TK666, he wasn't at his post". "Let me guess, his spiceaddiction got the better of him?". "Indeed, the group is on it's way to the generator, what should I do". "FOOL, call all the security, get them to the key area's, and take the ysalamaritroopers too. And you will lead them, DON'T FAIL ME". "Yes mistress, of course"

Kueller walks out, it's one of his worse days ever, his girlfriend left him for a dianoga and he autodestructed his lightsaber again. Now he's gotta lead some ysalamritroopers too.

Just as he walks out he makes a misstep and flies to the floor.

"GREAT, NOW THIS." Shouts Kueller. While saying this a YDFA strikes past where he stood a moment sooner. "Hmmmmz, my clumsiness pays off after all, now where is my lightsaber".

He takes one out of his storagecontainer where all his handy things are hidden. "Well, that's my 6 saber this week, I'd better not lose it"

Then he rocognises the attackers face from an earlier stage of his life, when he attended the JA. It's ......:cool:
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Mar 02 2003 09:16am

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

Guess there's an open wound. They're only human. =/
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Mar 01 2003 09:28am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

How did Wingless get on board the Death Star?
Didn't you notice the self sheilding and quantum armor?
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Mar 01 2003 09:15am

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

Evil laughter was heard inside from the academy.

In snaps and flashes, the whole academy (the whole academy) was set on fire. Black fire.

It was the Empress. She walked slowly outside.

And they did not notice, they were being surrounded by a whole lot of Empresses, decoys.

"Push them!!!" shouted Shadow~G.

Many hoods flung off.

There were faces of Shadow~G, Aeth S'kray, Lianiotte, massadoobie, Silent Whisper, Pure, and Chicka.

"The Empress is female!" he shouted.

The Empresses with their hoods off laughed evily and disappeared.

They continued this until there was one Empress left.

That was the one.

Fire caught on Bubu's robe. He threw it off.

The Empress still had her hood on.

They all pushed her at once.

She absorbed the pushes into her hand.
She pushed them all back into the burning flameball that is the academy.

They all ran back out. Almost all of them.

They all used lightning, managing to create a white lightning.

Once again, the Empress absorbed the lightning.

She shot it back at them, creating black, red, and white lightning.

The academy ones had a very fun time.

The Empress's ships flew by overhead.
They landed, unloading two royal guards per ship (two ships landed.)

"Enough of this sharade."

She turned her hand to the pillar, cut the bottom up, and made it fall onto the academy defenders.

Laughing evily, she walked onto the ship, and flew back to the Deathstar.

Upon arriving, The Wingless was hiding on the Deathstar, waiting for the Empress to get back in.

Then, she flew her ship inside, destroying any imperials that went in her way.
She jumped out, headed towards the Empress's Throne room.

Back at the academy, they managed to get out of under the destroyed (for the second time in Jedi Academy history) pillar.

Shadow~G looked around. Lianiotte was no longer with them.

Aeth S'kray looked at the Deathstar.
"You don't think—?"
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This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Mar 01 2003 09:16am.

Mar 01 2003 08:55am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

[Not in story]
Dammit I don't feel like writing but I have to do this before someone else does...
[In story]
"Who the hell are you?" shouted Bubu.

The Sith smiled.

"I said who the hell are you!" repeated Bubu angrily pulling out his lightsaber and igniting the blade.

"No need to get angry, Jedi." spoke the older man softly. "I am Darth Mideon, and my apprentice here is Soong. Mind you, he's only an apprentice because there are no other Sith around apart from us. Soong here could take you all on without my help if it weren't for Shadow~G here.

"Yes," he hissed. "You are strong in the Force, Jedi." he said to Shadow~G, whose face remained impassive. "you could be destined for great things, you know. All you would have to do is embrace the power of the Dark Side, and all you desire shall be yours."

Shadow~G laughed. "Thanks, but I'm not intrested. I've been there before, and I know what it's like."

"And if you have no other buisness here," added Aeth. "You should be leaving now."

It was Darth Mideon's turn to laugh.

"Foolish Jedi," he began.

"Now how many times have we heard that?" muttered Bubu.

"You know not your own peril."

Lian yawned. Darth Mideon seemed to lose his nerve.

"Imbeciles!" he hissed. Then, turning to his apprentice, he said, "Show them, Soong."

The younger Sith, who had remained silent throughout the exchange, ignited the two lightsabers in his hands. His eyes were shut tight.

Moving slowly to meet him, Shadow~G sensed a dark concentration issuing from the Sith apprentice unlike any he had felt before. He moved closer, slowly, until he was a few meters from the Sith.

Then he exploded into action.

The red lightsaber blades fell limp, assuming the form of whips. Soong lashed out at Shadow~G, catching the Jedi completely by surprise.

Bubu's mouth fell open. Soong was using the the Force to control the length, width and strength of the blade!

In one swift movement, Shadow~G's Blacksaber swept down to block Soong's attack. Instantly, it was caught as the whips curled themselves up the blade.

Soong smiled, and pulled hard, trying to dislodge Shadow~G's weapon.

In a tenth of a second, Shadow~G reacted by turning off his saber.

Suddenly having his grip taken away, Soong stumbled a few steps backward.

"You're good, Jedi." he said, the first words they had heard from him all day. "But can you stop...this?"

His whips extended to the length of the courtyard pillar, and his arms flashed like lightning as he unleasehed a flurry of fast strikes on Shadow~G.

Shadow~G parried strike after strike, but there were too many.

Suddenly, another lightsaber flashed blue. He looked left. Bubu was standing beside him, working furiously to reach the source of the attack.

Lian, YubYub and Aeth joined in too, working as a team to get to Soong.

This is ridiculous, thought Shadow~G. We must be among the best fighters the academy has to offer, and here we are, being held off by a single Sith.

Well, not anymore, he thought, and pressed the attack.

Just then, a sudden burst of Force energy emitted from Soong, and the air before them exploded with electricity.

Black lightning stabbed at them, causing heavy damage, but none of them had enough Force energy to absorb it or even heal.

This guy's incredible, realized Shadow~G. He's already using the Force to control the blades, and yet he's still using seperate force powers. How?

Soong's brow was furrowed with concentration, and he seemed to be chanting something under his breath.

Then Shadow~G hit upon it.

"Of course!" he shouted. "He's draining us and using our own powers against us!"

"He's recycling the Force?" shouted Bubu.

"Yes! All the energy around him is being absorbed back in, and that's how he keeps going! Everyone shut off your Force powers, now!"

"But-" protested Lian.

"Now!" commanded Shadow~G.

Instanty the force lightning lightened, and they could feel his efforts to hold his attack together.

"All right!" shouted Shadow~G, leaping forward in a speed-enchanced RDFA, but suddenly,

The Destroyer Cometh!

Darth Mideon appeared out of nowhere, catching Shadow~G's saber with his own.

Shadow~G's heart skipped a beat. His attack had been blocked. Red Death From Above, the supposedly unblockable finishing move.

His shoulders slumped in defeat, and Darth Mideon threw him into a wall with a all-powerful Force blow.

Darth Mideon turned off his double-bladed lightsaber, then turned to address the Jedi, who were standing in shock.

"I must congratulate you for getting past Soong's attack. Not many have done that. For that I will reward you by breaking off the attack. You will live to see another day. Come Soong. I need something to calm my nerves. Perhaps a nice game of chess..." he walked off towards the ship.

Soong's eyes widened. "But master-"

"I said, come Soong." Darth Mideon's voiced hardened dangerously.

"At once, Master." Soong turned to look at the Jedi one last time, then followed his master towards the waiting Paininflictor.

"Now wait just a minute-" Bubu raised his saber and jumped after the two, but Darth Mideon turned towards him and sent him flying back with a sudden shock of lightning.

Bubu landed in a heap ten meters away, unconcious.

"I have been very generous in letting you live," said Darth Mideon softly. "Don't test my patience." He turned and ascended the landing ramp.

The imperial warcruiser Paininflictor turned and dissapeared into the night.

You want a long post?
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Feb 28 2003 11:25am

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

The Wingless, watching the whole scene, looked up at the Deathstar, and rushed to her ship.

She knew what she must do.

Assassinate the Empress.

I'll do longer posts soon I promise :D
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This comment was edited by Lian Del Rey on Feb 28 2003 11:25am.

Feb 28 2003 06:23am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

[Not in story]
Time to get this thread back on the road...
[In story]
The Jedi tore through the impdroids like nothing, and rounded onto Grendo Jenta.

The terrified Bounty Hunter gave a noise that resembled a squeak and raised his imperial repeater futilely.

Lian smiled menacingly and pulled the weapon away from him effortlessly.

The Bounty Hunter fell to his knees.

"Don't hurt me!" he pleaded. "Please, don't hurt me! I never wanted to do this, the imperials forced me to work for them and hunt Jedi, and attack the academy, and...." His voiced trailed off as he realized how pathetic he sounded.

He didn't care.

"Please!" he screamed "Don't kill me!" He grabbed onto Shadow~G's leg and wailed with renewed vigor. "My mom made me! She said I had to get a job or else!"

Shadow~G looked down at the groveling Jedi Hunter at his feet, and kicked him away with disgust.

"Get off," he said, and Jenta cringed as if he had been struck.

"We're not going to kill you," said Aeth quietly.

"No?" Jenta looked as if he could hardly believe his luck.

"No," repeated Aeth. "After all, the Jedi Knights are sworn to protect life."

"Then you can't hurt me!" cried Jenta, jumping to his feet. He brandished a hidden E-11 blaster. "prepare to die, Jedi-"

"But it doesn't mean I can't do this." said Shadow~G igniting his black lightsaber faster than the eye could see, and slicing the Jedi Hunter's hand off.

Grendo Jenta screamed in pain and fell to his knees once again.

"Get up," said Bubu, kicking at him.

"Leave him alone, Jedi," said a cold voice behind him. "I am your opponent."

Bubu felt his blood turn cold at the usage of the word 'jedi'. It normally meant the speaker was someone equal or more than equal to a Jedi Knight.

He turned around slowly. There were two humans standing admist the wreckage of the impdroids. One was a middle-aged man in a black robe. His face was hardened with the lines of battle, and his white hair grew thick and full despite his age. He had no beard, and at his belt hung an long silver cylinder.

A lightsaber.

A master, thought Bubu.

Beside him was another, slightly taller but with a more youthful look. His long black hair reached down past his ears, and he ahd TWO lightsabers.

And his apprentice, acknowledged Bubu. This was going to be very, very bad.
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Feb 27 2003 10:30pm

Vaughn
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 Vaughn

[Not in story]
That seems about right, only there are more jedi than the ones you spoke of, dont forget DJ, Doobie, Staff, JATs, and random Students that shall go nameless. And the Sith - playing checkers/chess, its different every time
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Feb 27 2003 04:12am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

[Not in story]
WTF?! I've just been away from this post for one day and now......Okay, here is a summary of what has happened so far. (Forgive me if it isn't completely accurate, I'm trying to make it fit together.)

An Imperial fleet unlike any seen before has emerged from the Unknown Regions, bringing with it another Death Star, which features self-shielding and indestructable quantum armor.

Two Sith, a Master and an apprentice have resurfaced after years of hibernation, the former a hologame fanatic.

Cal Omas, trusted friend of the Jedi, appears to be corrupt and following in Palpatine's footsteps.

Flamori 2 is alive and on Coruscant, playing Darth Vader to Cal's Emperor.

Grendo Jenta, a bounty hunter in the pay of the empire, has surfaced on Yavin 4 with an army of imperials and droids.

YubYub, Bubu, Aeth, Lian and Shadow~G are the only Jedi left in fighting condition on Zeo.

The new Emperor is a female...
The evil Lian, perhaps?
:eek:
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Feb 26 2003 11:36pm

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

"Just as soon as you finally king me."
"At once, master."

:D
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Feb 26 2003 08:25pm

Vaughn
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 Vaughn

the cat looked at its master and said
"i really dont like these jedi..."
and spat them all out.

"Well, that was interesting... Checkmate!"
"not quite, my younge apprentice." the master made an amazing move, putting the apprentance in Checkmate.
"Checkmate, mate"
":/ allright, new game?"
"excellent, you ahve learnt well, it is time, to squash the jedi... We must get rid of Aeth and Shadow~G..."
"I thought he was Vaughn..."
"No, Vaughn died a while ago, when Shadow~V was born, then Shadow~G came from it. Remember? He explained it earlier on in the novel..."
"oh ya..."
"lets go"
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