| Aratan vs Me fight poem....... | |
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Jake Kainite - Student  |
Jakey and Aratan Having a bryar fight Jakey was uber Aratan was shite Jaeky kept owning Aratan couldn't own him back Little Red Riding Hood a perfect Big Bad Wolf snack You wanna see some screenshots ? you wanna see some proof ? who DARES to challenge the l337ness of the Big Bad Wolf! They dodge, they weave the strafe jump around blood and bullet casings soil the ground the violence is almost poetic lightning flashes and gun flares trance as Jakey and Aratan circle eachother in this twisted, JKII FFA dance but aratans pulled out a disruptor and has Jakey on the run but Jakey jsut begins the manic laughter for he knows whats next to come Jakeys charging with saber and forces! and proceeds to throw pull Aratan to death! a swift kick to the face is Aratans reward, for his last breath Aratan has respawned he shouts "Ouch!, thats not fair!!" "Tough" smiles Jakey "I don't care  "Aratan draws a flechette and begins to rain death so jakey takes cover till no ammo is left but Aratans made a mistake! he forgot to put absorb on, what a shame! so Jakey pulls the gun away and throw pulls him to death again  Aratan is annoyed he thinks "how can this be?!?" "I know that I can own this guy, in Jedi Knight 3" But this game takes some skill, my lad you still have much to learn my time as the best is passing though now it is your turn..... _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side |
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Darth Bamse - Student 
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Great poem, and so true! _______________ Why use only one saber, when you can use two, and double the mayhem? |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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Thanx m8, its nice to know someone still has some respect for me  _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Ah, but, Jake, you MADE me that kind of player. I never would've seen the light (yes, becoming a competitive jerk is the light ) without you. You didn't teach me that much game stuff (other than some CTF hints), it's more the way you played/behaved (to hell with the arrogance part)... and your opinion of me as a player still means a lot to me. |
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Jake Kainite - Student
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Aratan is n00bal00b!!! _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Thomasooo - Student 
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AAAAAAAAAARAAAAAAAATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN IS n0000000000000000000000000b n0000000000000000000000b! Kidding, Aratan! You're ok, I guess! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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awesome poem! Aratan is n00b n00b _______________ make install -not war |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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ARATAN PWN3D _______________ Website |
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Jake Kainite - Student
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heh yeah I spose the best word I can use to descirbe my Jedi Knight'ing is 'retired' Jacen is growing, I've watched him grow from an honour bound dueler only, into a hardcore, multiple gamteype, competitive playing individual. What makes me retired is that I no longer have what I call the 'hunger' to win anymore, all the games don't hold the same appeal to me as they once did, winning isn't as sweet anymore  But Jacen is on his way up, still hungry to learn new stuff and fight his way too the top, and (if not already) I wreckon the academy sees him as one of the best all round players (duelers go home ) About the rhyme, thanx guys never had so much feedback off any of my stuff (although ALL the others are in 'crazy forum') May even do a round II where Jacen fights back......he'll still lose though......obviously _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Tallepyon - Student 
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What makes this so funny is that is probably the truth |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
*shrugs* He's pretty much retired now, unfortunately.. but I won't answer for him, I can't read minds. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student 
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Shouldn't you be proving that you are better at it through dilligent pratice and matches rather than him conceding victory to you. Unless i'm reading it wrong. _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Cmad: He had to make it rhyme. And Cuzza..... ahaha, Jake owns me with saber/force ffa, yes, and he's still a better all around player than me... but if saber and force were disabled, I'd give him a run for the money, that's for sure.  Lackey: what do ya mean with 'shouldn't we be taking it'? This comment was edited by Jacen Aratan on Apr 12 2004 11:02am. |
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Lackeh- Retired - Student
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it's like he's passing the torch, shouldn't we be taking it from him? _______________ A champion is someone who keeps getting up; even when they can't. Founder Of the Jedi Academy Adlut Support Group. PIE!!!!! Padawan of Katan. Brother to MOTREC, DarkDragon, (SKX)DarkBlade, Jacen Aratan, Achilles, Kool_Aide, EvilSquirrel, and Katan's Padawans. |
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Darkwood - Student 
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niiiice _______________ -Darkwood- |
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Nero - Student 
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Quote: no, cos jake is owning him in JK2, and aratan thinks he can own jake in JK3 Keyword: Thinks _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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CuZzA - Student 
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no, cos jake is owning him in JK2, and aratan thinks he can own jake in JK3 _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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hahaha pwnage BTW: Wasn't it Jake who said "It's NOT Jedi Knight 3!!! It's Jedi Knight"... Oh whatever _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Nero - Student 
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IN YA FACE ARATAN _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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pwn3d! _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Lol awesome _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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LEO2033 - Student 
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Nice _______________ Katan's Music Bruver
History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill |
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Orion - Retired 
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HIPPIES!!!!! _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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FaDed - Student 
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ooo.. a poetry reading! |
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CuZzA - Student
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gj!!!!!! _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Awesome. Was Jake ever made official JA poet? If not, then *NOM*! |
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