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Aratan Rocks!! (latest Rhyme)
May 09 2004 05:42pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
Jake Kainite
I know some of you
are getting bored with my rhymes
keep rpeating and recycling
the same words and lines
But here me out
this ones not about me
its about this fella we all know,he smells like wee :P

This is my ode to Jacen
Ara, Ara, Aratan
of all his supporters
I'm his biggest fan!!

Aratan is harder than nails
Tougher than world class boxers
forget leagues and ladders, mate
you should be winning frikkin oscars!!
Aratan's talents are wasted here
teaching all you little $#!Ts (no offence, it rhymes :P)
Aratan is t3h l337!
Aratan is the tits!!

Don't mess him about
or he'll cap you in the head
like the thousands before
you'll end up dead!
He's faster than lightning
more accurate than God!
we all love our Aratan
(silly little sod :D)

On top of all this
he's a really nice guy
all the girlies say
that "he's pretty fly!"
People still pick on him though
its just so confusing
all these insults and bad references
so called friends are using

What more
is there to say?
Aratan ROCKS
in every way
so give him a hand
not he needs it
I'm outta here now
gotta revise for an exam re-sit...

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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D

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May 23 2004 03:46am

SS/ph00d
 - Student
 SS/ph00d

You made one for me a looooooooooooonnnnnnng time ago jake :) It was good too.
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May 22 2004 02:42am

Urded
 - Student
 Urded

ssswwweeeeeettt :):):):):)
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May 19 2004 09:25am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Yeah yeah I'm working on itm na, don't rush me it corrupts my creative energy. I'll get to it, got a lot on my mind :D
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Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased)
Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 18 2004 10:27pm

SS/ph00d
 - Student
 SS/ph00d

*cough* ShadowSith *cough*cough*
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May 18 2004 09:39pm

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

hah! if you're bored search back throught the crazy forums pages, I've done rhymes on loads of people here, Jello, C1, eclispse, magra, dj are some that come to mind.
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Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 17 2004 10:41pm

Lancer007
 - Student
 Lancer007

woah cool jake.:D

May 16 2004 12:07pm

Lithaerien
 - Student
 Lithaerien

sw33t :P
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May 16 2004 11:53am

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

FOR JACEN! HURRAY! HURRAY! AND NOW THE LONG! MÆÆÆH!:D:):P

May 16 2004 10:47am

Bandit
 - Student
 Bandit

I've been saying for over a year now that Jacen is actually a great guy. Glad someone finally agrees... :D
Loved the poem, Jake! :)
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May 11 2004 08:15am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

Thankyou I try my best :D hmmm shall I do one SS.....

I THINK SO!!!
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Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 10 2004 10:21pm

SS/ph00d
 - Student
 SS/ph00d

Dude Jake you friggen own when it comes to rhyming. :D
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May 10 2004 08:01pm

Darth Bamse
 - Student
 Darth Bamse

Haha, I love these rhymes!
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May 10 2004 04:59pm

Perry
 - Ex-Student
 Perry

Quote:
lies:o
True lies :P
Good job writing that one :):D
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May 10 2004 04:19pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

ROFL nice! :D Never knew you were such a big Aratan fan, Jake!
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May 10 2004 12:23am

Jake Kainite
 - Student
 Jake Kainite

he he, didn't even mean to write this one, just popped into my head :D

official-unofficial academy rhymer
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Descended from a line of great Jedi
Will argue any point of view from any side :D


May 09 2004 07:16pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Your rhymes rock Jakey! :D

May 09 2004 07:15pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

:)

That actually cheered me up a bit on a shitty, shitty day. Thanks, Jake. :)

May 09 2004 06:25pm

Monteeeeeee
 - Nugget
 Monteeeeeee

Aratan pwns j00000000000000 all :D
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May 09 2004 05:53pm

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

....

Okay, is it meant to be funny or just a damn rhyme? :P

May 09 2004 05:51pm

Nero
 - Student
 Nero

lies:o
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