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This, Saturday, the 22nd of May, shall be the day of BAH. A holy day, indeed. I, Brother Bunneh, and Sister Luggeh, are the proprietor's of the Church of BAH - A holy church, dedicated to preaching the word and teachings, of our lord and saviour, BAH. THE TEACHINGS OF BAH 1. There is only BAH, there is no wind, there is no heart, there is no soul. There is no life, there is no death. There is only BAH. 2. Refer to teaching of BAH no. 1. 3. Every Saturday, of every week, of every month, of every year, will be dedicated, to our lord and saviour, BAH. Thus, the day of BAH is born. You will enjoy this day, in the name of BAH. Any questions asked to you, shall be answered, only with BAH. 4. BAH is much more than a universal answer to everything. BAH is a way of life. The Children and Disiciples of BAH must dedicate their life, the BAH within them, to BAH. 5. No child of BAH, shall commit blasphemy, nor sacrilege, of the ways of BAH. 6. To pray to BAH, is to commit every doing of your day, to BAH. Every prayer is a step on the path to Enlightenment. The prayer, is as follows... "...BAH!". 7. The ultimate insult, to BAH, is to commit yourself to the ways of WTF. He is the ANTI-BAH. Every Monday, which is considered to be the worst day of the week to a child of BAH, shall be known as the day of WTF. 8. The teachings of BAH are not optional. You must commit yourself, and your life, to these teachings. You, yourself, are insignificant, to the power of BAH. 9. Every child and disciple of BAH is required to teach, and to preach, the word of BAH, in order to achieve enlightenment. Whether it be a simple BAH to a friend, or reciting the teachings of BAH to a crowd in the street, you will be teaching the ways of BAH. 10. BAH. And now, children of BAH, let us all take a moment, to thank our lord BAH for giving us reason to live. Let us pray. BAH! This post was edited by  on May 23 2004 12:53pm. |
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Antares - Student 
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WTF! _______________ "only two things are infinite: Human stupidity and the universe. And i'm not sure about the latter" Albert Einstein Proud padawan to Obi-Wan Kenobi, Brother to Tido, Setementor, Jalune and Jana-Johauna |
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Coogee - Student 
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m00  -QG- _______________ Bro of many in a very deformed family tree || Formerly a Padawan of Motrec, Kenyon & Aphex AKA Quiet Guardian, QG and Coogie |
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Menaxia - Student 
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YAY another of the growing legions of the Anti-BAH!!! ROFL _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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HarlequinD'Kana - Student 
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WTF is this _______________ "The strength of a warrior lies in his heart and soul. Weapons can be broken and armour can be sundered, Spirit and wisdom can never be destroyed." padawan of the wise and gifted AngelD'Kana |
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DJK - Student 
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ROFL! |
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skankerkid - Student 
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*backing away from computer in fear* "um okay, how bout you go do that while I get some...uh..." *runs away in panic* _______________ Shout out to DJ Sith cause he's my big bro. Shout out to Debbie because she's my sister in-law. Also it aint cool if aint skewed. |
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BAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAHBAH!!!  |
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DJK - Student 
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/frightned |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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WTF... WTF... WTF... And again I say WTF!!!!!!!! _______________ Website |
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Menaxia - Student 
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Then again i say "WTF"  _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Garos - Student 
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quoth the raven... BAH love it What if the anniversary of the day of your birth happens to fall on a BAH day? This comment was edited by Garos on May 25 2004 02:17pm. |
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Menaxia - Student
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nevermore said the raven: WTF. _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Today, on the day of WTF, we must be grateful to BAH for protecting us from the evil of WTF. And now, we pray... Ooohmm.... BAAAH! |
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Ulic |retired| - Student 
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/me is a bit frightened _______________ Ceterum censeo Carthaginem esse delendam |
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DJK - Student
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rofl |
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Orion - Retired 
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Quote: Humbug. haha omg i was lmao when i read this, dunno why.. but FEH! _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Fate - Student 
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Taoist teachings + Christian teachings + internet = BAH _______________ I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. Gom gom gom gom gom! |
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Sauce - =^.^= 
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...antibogone! |
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Menaxia - Student
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> WTF?! _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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Jawa Rikard Falk - Ex-Student 
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bah _______________ bye all i had a great time here i will never forget it i really gonna miss u all |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Q: How do these guys find a sheep in tall grass? A: Real nice! Moooooo! _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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DJK - Student
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mo0o0o00oo |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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hhaahaha!!! You forgot to make one of the BAH's bold! BAH _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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SedNox - Student 
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LOoOoOoOoOoOoOL!!!!!!!!!! . . . bah _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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Ash - Eats Babies 
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uhhhh... _______________ "We keep odd hours...." ----------------------- They Live, We Sleep |
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