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NofrikinfuN - Retired  |
What are your most effective pick-ups?
My favorite is: "It's a good thing I brought my library card, cuz you're hot!" It tends to be followed by confusion, but ranks among my most successful! What are yours? |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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"hey, do u have any supermodel-girlfriend ?"
"nor do I  " _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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"Hey, do you have any German in you?"
"No." "Would you like some?" note: I'm 100% German 
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Plo Koon - Student 
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"exscuse me is your eye color Blue?"
";no why?" "because they'd match my bed sheets..." _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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Fook mi.
_______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
"Me. You. Bedroom. Now." |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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"hey there. u look cute. Sad, coz I dont care "
_______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Marcus Burnett - Ex-Student 
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I'm not Fred Flintstone, but i will make your bed rock.
Hi there, you ever made a tuna salad?<----BEST ONE EVER _______________ When I'm good, I'm good. When I'm bad, I'm better. BAD BOYS |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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Gabba, that's suicide. _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Gabba - Ex-Student 
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"You're cute. Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?"
"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How well can you play dead?" "My body is a temple take me home and desecrate me" _______________ Sit vis nobiscum. |
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Gabba - Ex-Student 
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"You make me think of a donkey, but prettier..."
"Your eyes make me think of rubber balls" "You have big feets. I like stability" "You've got lots of paint on your face... Must take lots of patience to put it on. Or remove it, for that matter." "You smell but it's okay..." (Or, in the opposite case) "You're just like a sheep, but you don't smell". "There's a booger running out of your nose... Its cute. Really. No.. Don't eat it!... Its salty, eh?" "All the fields of Alberta couldn't produce as thick and compact dirt as the dirt under your nails" "When I look in your eyes, I see myself fattier than I am. But that's okay, that's because eyes are spherical..." "You are the fart unleashed in my bathtub, making funny bubbles...Do it again!" _______________ Sit vis nobiscum. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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this one is quite nice as well:
"hey there u look really cute. I dont know u, do I ?" the answer on that doesnt really matter "well, I know I am not the best looking guy around, but I guess for 100 bucks we two could have some fun, could we ?" well, hoping she doesn't slap u rite now, u just grin and hold up your open hand towards her
_______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Jacen Aratan - Student |
Yeah, we can see the effects of that smack ourself
J/k, don't kill me Billy.... |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Bubu...Someone told me that I did that once at a party in college and the girl smacked me and walked away. I can't honestly say I remember it.
Killed a lot of brain cells back then(10yrs ago), glad I don't drink like that anymore! 
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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hehe Ulic, just read ur post by now.
I actually found that, too. But I dont dare to play with the feelings of the other sex.... or should I ? _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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ROFL!!
billy did you ever actually do that? if so, did you record it? if so, can you send it to me? if so, do it now! _______________ make install -not war |
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Flamori Athena - Student
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hahaha.....argh.....hahaha....ha...oh god, im dying
_______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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hehehe. how about this one
this is one you could actually use without getting a slap..you might even get a smile... " If i called your body beautiful...would you hold it against me.." if you don't get it..i'll explain it later. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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FaDed - Student 
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omg billy, you do that too?!
here's my favorite pick up line: Hi. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Another one that'll get you smacked (even if you already know the girl):
Just snap your fingers and then point at your crotch. They love it when you do that!
*Battlin' Billy is not responsible for any injury sustained from attempting the above actions* _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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hehe yeah. the fact that his list is much longer than mine (size does matter makes me believe his amount of life might be slightly less. _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Acey Spadey - Student
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Mos seriously has too much time on his hands. i bet he took more time compiling that list than he did trying to pick up chicks... _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote: (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote: whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes
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Fizz of Belouve - Student
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"I've lost my phone number. would u mind lending
me yours ?" _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Buzz - Student 
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Some of them are probably so bad that the girl will laugh at them and just give you a chance for using such futile line. So the line worked afterall
_______________ When you are going through Hell, keep going. -Sir Winston Churchill. Those who seek power and control of others, no matter the level, no matter the intentions, should never be given it. |
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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Best way to pick up a girl...
Confess your love to some other girl. It never fails. As soon as I make it known that I like some female, I have a swarm of OTHER females that are suddenly interested. So it's like a female conspiracy. I can take these girls who are interested, but lose the one I actually like, or hold out for the one I like, but more than likely get rejected, and by that time the interested girls are long gone. So just confess to a girl that you are pretty sure will reject you (like a super-hot one), just to flush out the interested females. It's pretty much win win. You either get the super-hot one (not likely for anyone who spends so much time online) or get the one that is interested in you. Maybe I'm just messed up. Wait.... MAYBE!?! _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Sniya - Student 
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heres my normal one
em...er...oh never mind _______________ The real question is not whether machines think but whether men do. Bertrand Russell http://www.thejediacademy.net/forums_detail_page.php?f_id=970 |
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