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Nov 14 2025 11:24am

NofrikinfuN
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NofrikinfuN
What are your most effective pick-ups?

My favorite is: "It's a good thing I brought my library card, cuz you're hot!"

It tends to be followed by confusion, but ranks among my most successful! What are yours?

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Mar 21 2003 01:21pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

"hey, do u have any supermodel-girlfriend ?"
"nor do I ;)"
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"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 21 2003 09:57am

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

"Hey, do you have any German in you?"
"No."
"Would you like some?"


note: I'm 100% German :D

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Mar 21 2003 01:08am

Plo Koon
 - Student
 Plo Koon

"exscuse me is your eye color Blue?"

";no why?"

"because they'd match my bed sheets..."
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Mar 21 2003 12:28am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

Fook mi.
:D
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Mar 19 2003 09:38am

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

"Me. You. Bedroom. Now."

Mar 19 2003 08:50am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

"hey there. u look cute. Sad, coz I dont care ;)"

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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 19 2003 04:23am

Marcus Burnett
 - Ex-Student
 Marcus Burnett

I'm not Fred Flintstone, but i will make your bed rock.

Hi there, you ever made a tuna salad?<----BEST ONE EVER:D
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Mar 18 2003 04:58am

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

Gabba, that's suicide.:D
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Mar 17 2003 09:07pm

Gabba
 - Ex-Student
 Gabba

"You're cute. Mind if I use you so I can impress my friends?"


"Hi, I'm a necrophiliac. How well can you play dead?"


"My body is a temple take me home and desecrate me"
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Mar 17 2003 09:04pm

Gabba
 - Ex-Student
 Gabba

"You make me think of a donkey, but prettier..."


"Your eyes make me think of rubber balls"


"You have big feets. I like stability"


"You've got lots of paint on your face... Must take lots of patience to put it on. Or remove it, for that matter."


"You smell but it's okay..."
(Or, in the opposite case)


"You're just like a sheep, but you don't smell".


"There's a booger running out of your nose... Its cute. Really. No.. Don't eat it!... Its salty, eh?"


"All the fields of Alberta couldn't produce as thick and compact dirt as the dirt under your nails"


"When I look in your eyes, I see myself fattier than I am. But that's okay, that's because eyes are spherical..."


"You are the fart unleashed in my bathtub, making funny bubbles...Do it again!"

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Mar 17 2003 01:01pm

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

this one is quite nice as well:
"hey there u look really cute. I dont know u, do I ?"
the answer on that doesnt really matter
"well, I know I am not the best looking guy around, but I guess for 100 bucks we two could have some fun, could we ?"
well, hoping she doesn't slap u rite now, u just grin and hold up your open hand towards her ;)

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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 17 2003 12:46pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

Yeah, we can see the effects of that smack ourself :D

J/k, don't kill me Billy.... :D

Mar 17 2003 12:34pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Bubu...Someone told me that I did that once at a party in college and the girl smacked me and walked away. I can't honestly say I remember it.:eek:
Killed a lot of brain cells back then(10yrs ago), glad I don't drink like that anymore!
:)

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Mar 17 2003 07:23am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

hehe Ulic, just read ur post by now.
I actually found that, too. But I dont dare to play with the feelings of the other sex.... or should I ? ;)
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 16 2003 06:50am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

ROFL!! :D

billy did you ever actually do that? if so, did you record it? if so, can you send it to me? if so, do it now!
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Mar 16 2003 02:14am

Flamori Athena
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 Flamori Athena

hahaha.....argh.....hahaha....ha...oh god, im dying

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Mar 15 2003 02:42am

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

hehehe. how about this one

this is one you could actually use without getting a slap..you might even get a smile...


" If i called your body beautiful...would you hold it against me.."

if you don't get it..i'll explain it later.
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(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
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Mar 15 2003 01:38am

FaDed
 - Student
 FaDed

omg billy, you do that too?!

here's my favorite pick up line: Hi.

Mar 14 2003 07:52pm

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Another one that'll get you smacked (even if you already know the girl):

Just snap your fingers and then point at your crotch. They love it when you do that!:D

*Battlin' Billy is not responsible for any injury sustained from attempting the above actions*

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Mar 14 2003 04:36am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

hehe yeah. the fact that his list is much longer than mine (size does matter :) makes me believe his amount of life might be slightly less.
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Mar 13 2003 06:35pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

Mos seriously has too much time on his hands. i bet he took more time compiling that list than he did trying to pick up chicks...
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Mar 13 2003 06:02am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

"I've lost my phone number. would u mind lending
me yours ?"
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One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters
Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04

"Renfield, you idiot!"


Feb 22 2003 11:08pm

Buzz
 - Student
 Buzz

Some of them are probably so bad that the girl will laugh at them and just give you a chance for using such futile line. So the line worked afterall

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Feb 22 2003 10:45pm

Ulic Belouve
 - Student
 Ulic Belouve

Best way to pick up a girl...

Confess your love to some other girl.

It never fails. As soon as I make it known that I like some female, I have a swarm of OTHER females that are suddenly interested.

So it's like a female conspiracy. I can take these girls who are interested, but lose the one I actually like, or hold out for the one I like, but more than likely get rejected, and by that time the interested girls are long gone.

So just confess to a girl that you are pretty sure will reject you (like a super-hot one), just to flush out the interested females. It's pretty much win win. You either get the super-hot one (not likely for anyone who spends so much time online) or get the one that is interested in you.

Maybe I'm just messed up.

Wait....

MAYBE!?!
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Feb 22 2003 11:29am

Sniya
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 Sniya

heres my normal one
em...er...oh never mind
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