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What men want from women

Jun 08 2004 08:09pm

(Jedi)Obi-JK
- Student

Ok so if you havent read the topic:

"What girls want from us, and what do they do to bring us down like a puppy? (Topic Chillout)"

You might want to, a girl added a comment to that thread about how it would be if, the tables were turned, so here we go.

What men want from women:
- Sex

What men do to attain this:
- Anything from dinner and movie, to conquering other countries.

Obviously that isnt it, but I figure it would be more fun for me to get the most obvious one out of the way, and let others add more.
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Jun 14 2004 01:29am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
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Hehe, someone with a sense of humor.

I would have no problem moving this but I dont know how.
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Jun 13 2004 07:37pm

Nero
- Student

topic should be in crazy-forum, that's all.
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Jun 13 2004 06:28pm

(Jedi)Obi-JK
- Student

Ok so what "I" gather from all these posts where all you "chivalrous" men came quick to the defense of women.

1.) It is NOT ok to demoralize women outright, ( not that it even happened here )

2.) It is ok do it if you use pretty words, people arent going to bother thinking about what you said, they only wanna take it for face value.

2.) It is ok to demoralize men.
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Jun 13 2004 06:05pm

Mreoton
- Student

closing the thread wont solve the situation....

Jun 13 2004 12:07pm

Ataris
- Milwaukees Finest

Jun 13 2004 11:34am

Garos
- Student

That's very insulting to both sexes Ataris.
Why on earth would men only want food and sex???

Damn steriotypicalness.

This thread should be closed or something.

Jun 13 2004 11:21am

Ataris
- Milwaukees Finest

It's not hard to make a woman happy...

You just need to be a:

1. Friend
2. Partner
3. Lover
4. Brother
5. Father
6. Teacher
7. Raiser
8. Cook
9. Mechanic
10. Mounter
11. Electrician
12. Driver
13. Carrier
14. Cleaner
15. Piccolo
16. Woodsmith
17. Model
18. Decorator
19. Therapist

Also characteristics are important:

You just need to be:

1. Pleasant
2. Athletic but
3. Intelligent but
4. Strong
5. Good behaving but
6. Firm but
7. Sweet
8. Sensitive but
9. Determined but
10. Romantic but
11. Masculine
12. Humorous but
13. Seriously taken and
14. Decorous
15. Brave but
16. Teddybear but
17. Energic
18. Caring
19. Creative
20. Conceptful
21. Mastering but
22. Modest and
23. Understanding
24. Elegand but
25. Consequential
26. Hot but
27. Cool but
28. Impassioned
29. Tolerant but
30. of Principle but
31. Honorable and
32. Gentle but
33. Practical and
34. Pragmatic
35. Righteous but
36. Ready to do anything for her (i.e. bank robbery) as in
37. Desperate (of love) but
38. Restrained
39. Charmful but
40. Loyal and
41. Faithful
42. Alert but
43. Dreamy but
44. Ambitious
45. Reliable and
46. Respected
47. Ready to make sacrifices but, most of all,
48. Solvent

At the same time he must be sure that he would:

a) Not be jealous, but still interested
b) Would come great along with his family but would still sacrifice more time to the woman
c) Give the woman perfect liberty, but would still be interested where the woman is or has been doing
d) Dress elegantly but would still be ready to carry the woman through a puddle of mud on his knees, or catch and beat the hell out of a thief, who took her purse, which contained such vital objects as a mirror and lip pomade

It's important to not forget her:

1. Birtdays
2. Namedays
3. Wedding anniversary
4. The anniversary of your first kiss
5. Menstruation periods
6. Appointment with the dentist
7. Best friends or favourite aunts birthdays

Unfortunately even the most perfect implement of the instructions mentioned above will not guarantee success. The woman can get tired of the perfect man and run away with the first guitar player she meets.

And now the other side of the medal. To make a man happy is much harder. That is because a man needs:

1. Food and
2. Sex

Most of the women alive will find theese requirements extremely enslaving. To satisfy theese needs simply is going beyond their powers.

Conclusion:

It's easy to find a harmonic state of living, as soon as men realize, that they have to lower their unreasonable requirements.
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Jun 09 2004 11:04pm

Monteeeeeee
- Nugget

yes they sounded alot better. before u stereotyped men and women pretty much. thx for clearing it up
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Jun 09 2004 08:46pm

(Jedi)Obi-JK
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Well, this has gone to far I am starting to see some people have realized the point of this thread.

Monteeeeee, I am sorry you think I talk like a child, maybe these statements will sound a little more intelgent.

1.) Sex was to be "1" thing men want from women, and the point of this thread was to build upon that list and discuss ( not argue, name call, demoralize, etc).

2.) If this thread is demoralizing to women is the other thread this is a copy off, demoralizing to men/women/something else?

3.) Sex only kills people if they are careless. I am in college and have only been with 2 girls. My high school girlfriend and my fiancee, who has been with one other person. Me and my 1st girlfriend new each other since we were like 2, even then we choose to get tested for STDs even though we were both virgins. Same with my fiancee, we both got tested.

Maybe I am just an ass but how sorry can we feel for people who try to go get laid as much as possible, with people they dont know and end up with an STD?

BTW: If I point out something you posted dont think I am doing out of spite, or its anything personal.
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Jun 09 2004 05:45pm

Vasper Ba'xian
- Student

Its not all bout the sex. My main "want" is a connection. I've been with my GF for 2 years and I love her now as much as I did when we started going out. Why? because we connect.
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Jun 09 2004 09:35am

Acey Spadey
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Jun 09 2004 09:14am

Garos
- Student

HUMBUG!
This isn't a very nice thread. I'm with Mike and Monty

Jun 09 2004 08:06am

Â
- Student

What do I seek in women? What anyone should seek in a relationship - LOVE. To feel loved.. to be given attention, to be cared for, to basically enjoy the company of your partner. Isn't that what it's all about?

Jun 09 2004 07:57am

Fire
- Student

Yeah, if you really know the 'moment' is right, and you trust this person, you'll be ready i guess

But if all you want is (secret mating word

) then you'll find many problems in the road ahead of you like having a baby when you're still just in high school or college, you'll have lots of trouble taking care of the baby AND studying for finals or just plain old school.

And many sexually transmitted diseases (STD's) are out there nowadays, and my own cousin has one.

So stick to abstinance (the only true safe way to avoid all that jazz)

Jun 09 2004 07:56am

Gradius
- Ex-Student

OOOOOOOOOh....yeah those suck. I've personally never contracted one (/me knocks on wood), but I can always dream......

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Jun 09 2004 07:52am

Wolfwood
- Student

Well, its of course not the sex itself that kills. Its the Sexually transmitable diseases that do, such as Aids.
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Jun 09 2004 07:50am

Gradius
- Ex-Student

Quote:

You speak as tho your a 12yr old kid. Sex isnt a ajoke it can kill people nor does saying this poll says this, just now if u ask the TRUTH they wont say sex, if u ask generally they will.

Sex can kill people? Did you really mean that or was it a typo? 'Cause I've never heard of someone dying because of sex...cept maybe a heart attack.
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Jun 09 2004 07:47am

Wolfwood
- Student

The reason I am with my Girlfriend is defenately not sex... It is as monty says, When you are together you just feel complete. You know that there is someone there for you on who you can always depend. When times get harsh, she is there for me and and when she has a hard time, I will be there for her.

Edit: Everyone has their own opinions, lets not turn this into a fierce discussion with personal attacks, etc. Keep it civil please

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This comment was edited by Wolfwood on Jun 09 2004 07:47am.

Jun 09 2004 07:31am

Monteeeeeee
- Nugget

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Its not demoralizing and its not a joke.

Its honesty, go ahead take a poll, look at almost EVER mens magazine, if people who answer the poll are honest, it will come out as I expect, and the magazines every month they have an article on how to "get X in bed," how to do IT better, etc, etc, etc.

Btw in the other topic there posts like:

Dicemaster:

Quote:

they want your money, your car, and someone elses body.......i might be a bit bitter my ex girlfriend just cheated on me a while back, but non the less there all wenches

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Gardious:
w00t for high school chicks!

Dicemaster:
i'm in highschool, and i dunno bout guys, at least me personally, but when it comes to girls, they all use there bodies to get what they want, and are all morons as you say, i don't need to wait till i'm 22 to know that

You speak as tho your a 12yr old kid. Sex isnt a ajoke it can kill people nor does saying this poll says this, just now if u ask the TRUTH they wont say sex, if u ask generally they will. Im not with Helen because of sex im with elen because she makes me feel complete and when im with her nothin else really matters, she gets rid of any bad feelings in me. thats more powerful and more sort after than sex. IMHO

And no matter what u say this thread is demorilising to women.
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Jun 09 2004 05:46am

Tido
- Student

you guys know that girls like sex too right? Well maybe not highschool girls

Jun 09 2004 05:41am

Dicemaster
- Student

I was kidding guys....i am honestly one of few guys in my school that actually looks for "love" and not sex...and guess where it gets me, SINGLE god somethings wrong with that
-Dice
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Jun 09 2004 05:34am

Fire
- Student

Well, if all the guys want is (the secret mating word

), then they shouldn't ask out women. Love is really a powerful thing, and it's not the (secret mating word

) that counts, it's the love that truly counts.

Practice abstinance guys and gals

It WILL prove to be a good thing to do, and if you hadn't, you might wish you had. The things you can learn at school!

This comment was edited by Fire on Jun 09 2004 05:41am.

Jun 09 2004 04:35am

Smilykrazy
- Retired

Guys that only want sex are a total turn off. I would never think of being with someone like that. Being happy is the most important thing to me. Being treated good and not because of sex, but because you are loved by someone. I hate when people hit on me. Such a turn off.
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Jun 09 2004 02:37am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
- Student

they want your money, your car, and someone elses body.......i might be a bit bitter my ex girlfriend just cheated on me a while back, but non the less there all wenches

Quote:

Im sure non of these are promoting bad sterotype, or demoralizing women.

Anyway the point of this forum was to get the flipside of what "men" want from women, to kind of compare / contrast about the difference between the post by Anakin Skywalker.

Now seriously, OBVIOUSLY not every guy only wants sex, but then again NOT every girl wants your car, money, sex, etc.
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Jun 08 2004 11:03pm

Steinin
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That topic is so wrong.

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