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Ok so if you havent read the topic: "What girls want from us, and what do they do to bring us down like a puppy? (Topic Chillout)" You might want to, a girl added a comment to that thread about how it would be if, the tables were turned, so here we go. What men want from women: - Sex What men do to attain this: - Anything from dinner and movie, to conquering other countries. Obviously that isnt it, but I figure it would be more fun for me to get the most obvious one out of the way, and let others add more. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Ataris - Milwaukees Finest 
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It's not hard to make a woman happy... You just need to be a: 1. Friend 2. Partner 3. Lover 4. Brother 5. Father 6. Teacher 7. Raiser 8. Cook 9. Mechanic 10. Mounter 11. Electrician 12. Driver 13. Carrier 14. Cleaner 15. Piccolo 16. Woodsmith 17. Model 18. Decorator 19. Therapist Also characteristics are important: You just need to be: 1. Pleasant 2. Athletic but 3. Intelligent but 4. Strong 5. Good behaving but 6. Firm but 7. Sweet 8. Sensitive but 9. Determined but 10. Romantic but 11. Masculine 12. Humorous but 13. Seriously taken and 14. Decorous 15. Brave but 16. Teddybear but 17. Energic 18. Caring 19. Creative 20. Conceptful 21. Mastering but 22. Modest and 23. Understanding 24. Elegand but 25. Consequential 26. Hot but 27. Cool but 28. Impassioned 29. Tolerant but 30. of Principle but 31. Honorable and 32. Gentle but 33. Practical and 34. Pragmatic 35. Righteous but 36. Ready to do anything for her (i.e. bank robbery) as in 37. Desperate (of love) but 38. Restrained 39. Charmful but 40. Loyal and 41. Faithful 42. Alert but 43. Dreamy but 44. Ambitious 45. Reliable and 46. Respected 47. Ready to make sacrifices but, most of all, 48. Solvent At the same time he must be sure that he would: a) Not be jealous, but still interested b) Would come great along with his family but would still sacrifice more time to the woman c) Give the woman perfect liberty, but would still be interested where the woman is or has been doing d) Dress elegantly but would still be ready to carry the woman through a puddle of mud on his knees, or catch and beat the hell out of a thief, who took her purse, which contained such vital objects as a mirror and lip pomade It's important to not forget her: 1. Birtdays 2. Namedays 3. Wedding anniversary 4. The anniversary of your first kiss 5. Menstruation periods 6. Appointment with the dentist 7. Best friends or favourite aunts birthdays Unfortunately even the most perfect implement of the instructions mentioned above will not guarantee success. The woman can get tired of the perfect man and run away with the first guitar player she meets. And now the other side of the medal. To make a man happy is much harder. That is because a man needs: 1. Food and 2. Sex Most of the women alive will find theese requirements extremely enslaving. To satisfy theese needs simply is going beyond their powers. Conclusion: It's easy to find a harmonic state of living, as soon as men realize, that they have to lower their unreasonable requirements. _______________ [ Honorable mentions: aph3x | Milamber | Bail Hope Belouve | Jaiko D'Kana | Rosered | JediEthic | Mike/JJ/TheKing | Kensei | Dane | Gradius | Thomas Skywalker | Pink Floyd | Setementor | Steinin | Odan-Wei ] [ Owner of: MetaDust's 500th comment! | Eica's 700th comment! | Pink Floyd's 666th, 999th, 1200th and 1337th comment! | DarkRyu's 400th comment! | Redeye's 1st comment! | Cow's 1111st comment! | Rufusan's 75th comment! | Wicek's 3300th and 3400th comment! | Dash Starlight's 2000th comment! | Piccolo's 3400th comment! | Takaru's 300th comment! | Senor Hat's 900th comment! | Rytandus' 4160th comment! | The first ever awarded, the original, the one and only, Catphin Award!!1 ] "Music expresses that which can not be put in to words but can not remain silent." |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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yes they sounded alot better. before u stereotyped men and women pretty much. thx for clearing it up _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are 
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Well, this has gone to far I am starting to see some people have realized the point of this thread. Monteeeeee, I am sorry you think I talk like a child, maybe these statements will sound a little more intelgent. 1.) Sex was to be "1" thing men want from women, and the point of this thread was to build upon that list and discuss ( not argue, name call, demoralize, etc). 2.) If this thread is demoralizing to women is the other thread this is a copy off, demoralizing to men/women/something else? 3.) Sex only kills people if they are careless. I am in college and have only been with 2 girls. My high school girlfriend and my fiancee, who has been with one other person. Me and my 1st girlfriend new each other since we were like 2, even then we choose to get tested for STDs even though we were both virgins. Same with my fiancee, we both got tested. Maybe I am just an ass but how sorry can we feel for people who try to go get laid as much as possible, with people they dont know and end up with an STD? BTW: If I point out something you posted dont think I am doing out of spite, or its anything personal. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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Its not all bout the sex. My main "want" is a connection. I've been with my GF for 2 years and I love her now as much as I did when we started going out. Why? because we connect. _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON  .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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Acey Spadey - Student 
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comfort _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
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Garos - Student 
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HUMBUG! This isn't a very nice thread. I'm with Mike and Monty |
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What do I seek in women? What anyone should seek in a relationship - LOVE. To feel loved.. to be given attention, to be cared for, to basically enjoy the company of your partner. Isn't that what it's all about? |
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Fire - Student 
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Yeah, if you really know the 'moment' is right, and you trust this person, you'll be ready i guess But if all you want is (secret mating word  ) then you'll find many problems in the road ahead of you like having a baby when you're still just in high school or college, you'll have lots of trouble taking care of the baby AND studying for finals or just plain old school. And many sexually transmitted diseases (STD's) are out there nowadays, and my own cousin has one.  So stick to abstinance (the only true safe way to avoid all that jazz)  |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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OOOOOOOOOh....yeah those suck. I've personally never contracted one (/me knocks on wood), but I can always dream...... _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Wolfwood - Student 
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Well, its of course not the sex itself that kills. Its the Sexually transmitable diseases that do, such as Aids. _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Quote: You speak as tho your a 12yr old kid. Sex isnt a ajoke it can kill people nor does saying this poll says this, just now if u ask the TRUTH they wont say sex, if u ask generally they will. Sex can kill people? Did you really mean that or was it a typo? 'Cause I've never heard of someone dying because of sex...cept maybe a heart attack. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Wolfwood - Student
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The reason I am with my Girlfriend is defenately not sex... It is as monty says, When you are together you just feel complete. You know that there is someone there for you on who you can always depend. When times get harsh, she is there for me and and when she has a hard time, I will be there for her. Edit: Everyone has their own opinions, lets not turn this into a fierce discussion with personal attacks, etc. Keep it civil please _______________ ~ Honor is a fool's prize. Glory is of no use to the dead ~ This comment was edited by Wolfwood on Jun 09 2004 07:47am. |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget 
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Quote: Its not demoralizing and its not a joke. Its honesty, go ahead take a poll, look at almost EVER mens magazine, if people who answer the poll are honest, it will come out as I expect, and the magazines every month they have an article on how to "get X in bed," how to do IT better, etc, etc, etc. Btw in the other topic there posts like: Dicemaster: Quote: they want your money, your car, and someone elses body.......i might be a bit bitter my ex girlfriend just cheated on me a while back, but non the less there all wenches Quote: Gardious: w00t for high school chicks! Dicemaster: i'm in highschool, and i dunno bout guys, at least me personally, but when it comes to girls, they all use there bodies to get what they want, and are all morons as you say, i don't need to wait till i'm 22 to know that Im sure non of these are promoting bad sterotype, or demoralizing women. Anyway the point of this forum was to get the flipside of what "men" want from women, to kind of compare / contrast about the difference between the post by Anakin Skywalker. Now seriously, OBVIOUSLY not every guy only wants sex, but then again NOT every girl wants your car, money, sex, etc. You speak as tho your a 12yr old kid. Sex isnt a ajoke it can kill people nor does saying this poll says this, just now if u ask the TRUTH they wont say sex, if u ask generally they will. Im not with Helen because of sex im with elen because she makes me feel complete and when im with her nothin else really matters, she gets rid of any bad feelings in me. thats more powerful and more sort after than sex. IMHO And no matter what u say this thread is demorilising to women. _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
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Tido - Student 
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you guys know that girls like sex too right? Well maybe not highschool girls . |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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I was kidding guys....i am honestly one of few guys in my school that actually looks for "love" and not sex...and guess where it gets me, SINGLE god somethings wrong with that -Dice _______________ Dicemaster |
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Fire - Student
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Well, if all the guys want is (the secret mating word ), then they shouldn't ask out women. Love is really a powerful thing, and it's not the (secret mating word ) that counts, it's the love that truly counts. Practice abstinance guys and gals  It WILL prove to be a good thing to do, and if you hadn't, you might wish you had. The things you can learn at school! This comment was edited by Fire on Jun 09 2004 05:41am. |
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Smilykrazy - Retired 
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Guys that only want sex are a total turn off. I would never think of being with someone like that. Being happy is the most important thing to me. Being treated good and not because of sex, but because you are loved by someone. I hate when people hit on me. Such a turn off. _______________ RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11 |
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(Jedi)Obi-JK - Student 
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Its not demoralizing and its not a joke. Its honesty, go ahead take a poll, look at almost EVER mens magazine, if people who answer the poll are honest, it will come out as I expect, and the magazines every month they have an article on how to "get X in bed," how to do IT better, etc, etc, etc. Btw in the other topic there posts like: Dicemaster: Quote: they want your money, your car, and someone elses body.......i might be a bit bitter my ex girlfriend just cheated on me a while back, but non the less there all wenches Quote: Gardious: w00t for high school chicks! Dicemaster: i'm in highschool, and i dunno bout guys, at least me personally, but when it comes to girls, they all use there bodies to get what they want, and are all morons as you say, i don't need to wait till i'm 22 to know that Im sure non of these are promoting bad sterotype, or demoralizing women. Anyway the point of this forum was to get the flipside of what "men" want from women, to kind of compare / contrast about the difference between the post by Anakin Skywalker. Now seriously, OBVIOUSLY not every guy only wants sex, but then again NOT every girl wants your car, money, sex, etc. _______________ Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you. -Steve (Obi) |
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Steinin - Student 
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That topic is so wrong. _______________ 362 Ohi on! |
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Mreoton - Student |
im with monteh |
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Monteeeeeee - Nugget
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dont de-moralise women it just isnt right, even in a joke way....... _______________ If you add me to MSN, tell me who you are
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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^ | | | You're right, sorry _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Jun 09 2004 01:42am. |
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Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè - Student 
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Shame on you young man....girls stay well clear from guys like that....well any 'decent' girl that is...then again...with comments like that you don't deserve a decent girl  _______________ Treat others the way you expect to be treated
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Dicemaster - Student 
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Hey we don't all want just sex....some of us want other sexual favors instead....then theres no pregnancies _______________ Dicemaster |
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Mreoton - Student |
Lies... |
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