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Jun 12 2004 06:35am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
SilkMonkey
Quik-E-Jedi-Chow-Happy-Fun-Mega-Deluxe-Turbo-Supreme Mart OPEN FOR BUSINESS!

Following employment opportunities:

Greedy Bastard Owner - SilkMonkey

Disgruntled Counter Guy - MonkaiMan

Slurpee Machine Operator - Ashyr

Beer Sales - xAnAtOs (When drunk)

Anti-Cigarette Cigarette Marketing - B_Billy

Ramen Sales Manager - SmilyKrazy

Other positions available: inquire within.

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Prices:
Small slurpee - $1
Medium slurpee - $2
Large slurpee - $3
All you can drink slurpee (5 minute maximum) - $8

Corn Dogs - $1
Ramen - 2 for $1
Hot Dogs - $1.25
Nachos - $2.50 ($3.00 if you want cheese)

Beer - $4 a can
Cigarettes - $9 dollars a pack

Condiments - $5 per half oz.

Bathroom costs - $50 initial charge, plus $20 per flush. (Self flushing automatic toilets are expensive)
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

This post was edited by SilkMonkey on Jun 18 2004 06:54am.

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Jul 01 2004 05:45am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

*Snags another $20 from the register*

Oooooh Yeah! :P
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


Jul 01 2004 05:15am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

I'll take 4 packages of ramen!

*hands over $1.50*

*runs* :D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Jul 01 2004 04:09am

Jello`
 - Student
 Jello`

I'll be the janitor if you're paying that much to use the john :D
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Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK.

Jun 30 2004 12:17pm

Jarvo
 - Ex-Student
 Jarvo

I think you should sell hamburgers.

If you decide to start selling hamburgers, I'll apply for the position of flipping them.

Previous experience: Good Burger, Mc Donald's

:D
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Ooooooooooo!
Brother to SilkMonkey
Owner of a SilkMonkey award :D


Jun 30 2004 10:35am

xAnAtOs
 - Student

Ok come on, someone has to want some beer around here...
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Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade :alliance:
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey :empire:
Jools is my best friend. :D
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID


Jun 29 2004 08:31pm

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

*bump*
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jun 26 2004 12:22am

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

Quote:
can i sell video games , at jacked up prices.
pong : 50$
but you half to take theg free item of the day.
today's item : Gigli on DVD.


Gigli on DVD? Cool! I need a new ashtray!!!

Oh yeah, DON'T SMOKE!!!

*lights up a cigarette*
:D

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Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment |
Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Jun 22 2004 07:02am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

can i sell video games , at jacked up prices.
pong : 50$
but you half to take theg free item of the day.
today's item : Gigli on DVD.

Jun 22 2004 06:57am

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

WTF , thas so mesed up .50 more for cheese.
that's it , im gunna buy the chips, and puttin my own cheeese


Jun 22 2004 06:42am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

Wait, you can't teleport...your a JAS :P
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jun 22 2004 06:41am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

*Teleports inside the store vault*
*Makes noise until Ashyr comes over and opens the door*
*Hits Ashyr in the head with a hammer*
*Grabs the cash and runs out*
:D:D:D
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


This comment was edited by Gradius on Jun 22 2004 06:42am.

Jun 22 2004 05:03am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

*Puts Gradius in a box and puts him on a plane to Cuba.*:D

* Tightens his gun belt*;)
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jun 22 2004 02:11am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

*BUMP*

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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Jun 18 2004 02:42pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

I'll take the following:

Large slurpee - $3
Hot Dogs - $1.25
Condiments - $5 per half oz.

/me pays 10.00
Keep teh change! :D
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Jun 18 2004 02:39pm

Garos
 - Student
 Garos

I kinda slipped out without paying. :D
I'll take another novelty oversized mexican sombrerro thing, I kinda... burned the other one

Jun 18 2004 12:58pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Quote:
I'll be the uhh uhh.. Intern Cashier!! :D


*nods*
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Axion - Yeah.

Jun 18 2004 06:51am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

ASHYR YOU ARE FIRED!!!

*rehires Ashyr to become Head of Security*


Now, feel free to beat the crap out of anyone you want in the name of security. I also found out you can ship people to Cuba. Just call people "enemy combatants" and they'll be gone.:cool:
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

Jun 18 2004 06:30am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

Well: ikky ikky poo tang wooong ie op! to you!


PS: Ni!:P
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jun 16 2004 06:12am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

Dude, me? I would never steal money from the store (/me takes money out of the register as he says this). You're crazy Ashyr! You now what, I think YOU did it, and you're just trying to put the blame on me! *Flips Ashyr off again* :D
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


Jun 16 2004 04:02am

Ashyr
 - Student
 Ashyr

*Yells in an annoying tattle tale voice* Silk! Gradius is stealing money, and he flipped me off! :P
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Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan

Jun 16 2004 01:33am

Stimpski
 - Student
 Stimpski

I call dibs on the Coke-cup-wearing job!
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JA Forum ID - 3988
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Jun 16 2004 01:20am

Battlin' Billy
 - Student
 Battlin' Billy

I think we ought to hire some security for our store!

Oh yeah, DON'T SMOKE!!!

/me lights up a cigarette

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Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment |
Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss
JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend
Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE!


Jun 15 2004 04:40pm

JJones
 - Student
 JJones

oh oh, i dibs shelf stacker

/me uses force to stack shelves
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He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality

Jun 15 2004 04:26pm

Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè
 - Student
 Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè

Got Milk? ;)
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Treat others the way you expect to be treated :)

Jun 15 2004 07:07am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

*Notices Ashyr staring at him*:mad:*Flips him off*
:P:D:P
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


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