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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones  |
Quik-E-Jedi-Chow-Happy-Fun-Mega-Deluxe-Turbo-Supreme Mart OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Following employment opportunities: Greedy Bastard Owner - SilkMonkey Disgruntled Counter Guy - MonkaiMan Slurpee Machine Operator - Ashyr Beer Sales - xAnAtOs (When drunk) Anti-Cigarette Cigarette Marketing - B_Billy Ramen Sales Manager - SmilyKrazy Other positions available: inquire within. ><<><>><<>><<>><<>><<><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>>< Prices: Small slurpee - $1 Medium slurpee - $2 Large slurpee - $3 All you can drink slurpee (5 minute maximum) - $8 Corn Dogs - $1 Ramen - 2 for $1 Hot Dogs - $1.25 Nachos - $2.50 ($3.00 if you want cheese) Beer - $4 a can Cigarettes - $9 dollars a pack Condiments - $5 per half oz. Bathroom costs - $50 initial charge, plus $20 per flush. (Self flushing automatic toilets are expensive) _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) This post was edited by SilkMonkey on Jun 18 2004 06:54am. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I think we ought to hire some security for our store! Oh yeah, DON'T SMOKE!!! /me lights up a cigarette _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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JJones - Student 
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oh oh, i dibs shelf stacker /me uses force to stack shelves _______________ He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality |
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Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè - Student 
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Got Milk?  _______________ Treat others the way you expect to be treated 
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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*Notices Ashyr staring at him* *Flips him off*  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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ive got it.im the MUSIC AND INSTRUMENT SALES MANAGER! HAH! \m/ _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too This comment was edited by Plo Koon on Jun 15 2004 04:48am. |
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Ashyr - Student 
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*Looks over suspiciously at Gradius* *eyes narrow* _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I'll be your Humanoid Resources Manager! <soft, menacing voice>You can work harder, or you can go home and find your family dead.</soft, menacing voice> _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Look, it's Elvis ----------------------------------------------------------------------> /me takes another $20 out of the register Hmmmm, must have just been Jacen Aratan _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Jun 14 2004 10:48pm. |
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Ashyr - Student 
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So how much am I getting payed? EDIT: We still need to think of a good name.... _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan This comment was edited by Ashyr on Jun 14 2004 09:36pm. |
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Axion - Student 
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I'll be the uhh uhh.. Intern Cashier!! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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That'll be $97 dollars please Garos. _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Garos - Student 
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Ey. I'll take some Nachos and a novelty oversized hat |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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dont forget the large tri chamber slushie.. and stratisfieric strawberry slime flavor. |
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Plo Koon - Student 
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can i be the dude who plays the music in the background? (you know that kinda muffled music) _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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/me takes $20 out of the register. JavaGuy did it! _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Hey! Are you kids gonna buy that porno mag or just look at it all day? _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Ashyr - Student
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Quote: Oh, Can I be Slurpee Machine Operator? I WANNA BE IT!! I asked first *Hands Luke a Large Slurpee* _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Eh, I'll be the guy who takes money out of the register and blames it on everyone else. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Daidalus[JAP] Fisto - Student ![Daidalus[JAP] Fisto](/image_thumbnail.php?f_type=users&f_width=49&f_height=70&f_image=3482.jpg){kind=small}
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I want tentacle-cleaner!!! _______________ Founder of the Fisto Family -|- Member of the mighty FiZZsters!! -|- Owner of the second Bail prize for "BAIL RULES!!" -|- I'll never forget you Jaina! -|- Owner of the one and only autograph of Smily -|- SMILY RULES -|- Owner of the 1000th Comment of the great Kueller -|- Big brother to NarCosT Fisto, and ShadowFax . -|- Proud Padawan of Kueller -|-Sir Daidalus Fisto. Official Historian of Nippledom and server to Menaxia, Queen of Nippledom Quote: fiZZe: "gdamubububugmgmgububugrrrrrdsa?"
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SedNox - Student 
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i wanna be Robin that arbitrarily turning knobs, making it seem like i'm doing something. _______________ -Evil Clown- "We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension." Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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/javaguy stands idly by while the robber walks out...not getting shot for seven dollars an hour. _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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DJK - Student 
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*Walks in of the door, with a gun in his hand* Alright everyone! this is a robbery!! *takes all the money and the stuff, and runs like hell* This comment was edited by DJK on Jun 12 2004 03:49pm. |
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Axion - Student 
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Quote: Oh, Can I be Slurpee Machine Operator? I WANNA BE IT!! _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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1 large slur-pee, please! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris!
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Ashyr - Student
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Oh, Can I be Slurpee Machine Operator? _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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