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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones  |
Quik-E-Jedi-Chow-Happy-Fun-Mega-Deluxe-Turbo-Supreme Mart OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Following employment opportunities: Greedy Bastard Owner - SilkMonkey Disgruntled Counter Guy - MonkaiMan Slurpee Machine Operator - Ashyr Beer Sales - xAnAtOs (When drunk) Anti-Cigarette Cigarette Marketing - B_Billy Ramen Sales Manager - SmilyKrazy Other positions available: inquire within. ><<><>><<>><<>><<>><<><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>><<>>< Prices: Small slurpee - $1 Medium slurpee - $2 Large slurpee - $3 All you can drink slurpee (5 minute maximum) - $8 Corn Dogs - $1 Ramen - 2 for $1 Hot Dogs - $1.25 Nachos - $2.50 ($3.00 if you want cheese) Beer - $4 a can Cigarettes - $9 dollars a pack Condiments - $5 per half oz. Bathroom costs - $50 initial charge, plus $20 per flush. (Self flushing automatic toilets are expensive) _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) This post was edited by SilkMonkey on Jun 18 2004 06:54am. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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*Snags another $20 from the register* Oooooh Yeah!  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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I'll take 4 packages of ramen! *hands over $1.50* *runs*  _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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Jello` - Student 
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I'll be the janitor if you're paying that much to use the john _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Jarvo - Ex-Student 
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I think you should sell hamburgers. If you decide to start selling hamburgers, I'll apply for the position of flipping them. Previous experience: Good Burger, Mc Donald's _______________ Ooooooooooo! Brother to SilkMonkey Owner of a SilkMonkey award
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xAnAtOs - Student |
Ok come on, someone has to want some beer around here... _______________ Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade 
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey 
Jools is my best friend.
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID |
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Ashyr - Student 
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*bump* _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Quote: can i sell video games , at jacked up prices. pong : 50$ but you half to take theg free item of the day. today's item : Gigli on DVD. Gigli on DVD? Cool! I need a new ashtray!!! Oh yeah, DON'T SMOKE!!! *lights up a cigarette* _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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can i sell video games , at jacked up prices. pong : 50$ but you half to take theg free item of the day. today's item : Gigli on DVD. |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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WTF , thas so mesed up .50 more for cheese. that's it , im gunna buy the chips, and puttin my own cheeese |
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Ashyr - Student
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Wait, you can't teleport...your a JAS _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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*Teleports inside the store vault* *Makes noise until Ashyr comes over and opens the door* *Hits Ashyr in the head with a hammer* *Grabs the cash and runs out* _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Jun 22 2004 06:42am. |
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Ashyr - Student
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*Puts Gradius in a box and puts him on a plane to Cuba.* * Tightens his gun belt*  _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones 
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*BUMP* _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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I'll take the following: Large slurpee - $3 Hot Dogs - $1.25 Condiments - $5 per half oz. /me pays 10.00 Keep teh change! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Garos - Student 
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I kinda slipped out without paying. I'll take another novelty oversized mexican sombrerro thing, I kinda... burned the other one |
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Axion - Student 
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Quote: I'll be the uhh uhh.. Intern Cashier!! *nods* _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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SilkMonkey - Distributor of Cold Ones
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ASHYR YOU ARE FIRED!!! *rehires Ashyr to become Head of Security* Now, feel free to beat the crap out of anyone you want in the name of security. I also found out you can ship people to Cuba. Just call people "enemy combatants" and they'll be gone.  _______________ |-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005) |
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Ashyr - Student
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Well: ikky ikky poo tang wooong ie op! to you! PS: Ni! _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Dude, me? I would never steal money from the store (/me takes money out of the register as he says this). You're crazy Ashyr! You now what, I think YOU did it, and you're just trying to put the blame on me! *Flips Ashyr off again* _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Ashyr - Student
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*Yells in an annoying tattle tale voice* Silk! Gradius is stealing money, and he flipped me off! _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Stimpski - Student 
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I call dibs on the Coke-cup-wearing job! _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I think we ought to hire some security for our store! Oh yeah, DON'T SMOKE!!! /me lights up a cigarette _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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JJones - Student 
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oh oh, i dibs shelf stacker /me uses force to stack shelves _______________ He who knows both knowledge and action, With action overcomes death and with knowledge reaches immortality |
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Hèlèñ¢å†hè®îñè - Student 
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Got Milk? _______________ Treat others the way you expect to be treated 
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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*Notices Ashyr staring at him* *Flips him off* _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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