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Immortal Rites - ex-Student  |
Post ickyly bad pickuplines here, I'll start! -Did it hurt? -What? -When you fell from heaven? -Nice shoes. Let's have sex. -Is that a mirror in your pocket? I swear I can see myself in your pants! -Wanna come over for some pizza and sex? -No. -What? You don't like pizza?! -F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Christina? _______________ When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead. Proud member of Saber Lords clan |
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 Hmm....heres some I like...1.) Are you from Tennesee? Because your the only ten I see. 2.) How many licks would it take to get to your tootsie roll? 3.) Im sorry I've lost all of my saliva, can you swap me some of yours? 4.) When you was born they had to remove your wings since you was a total angel. 5.) Are you a southern girl? Because baby my dixie wrecked! Lord forgive me for some of those lmao....those were some of the ones I've heard over the years.  _______________ 4/20/2005----Left the academy because I did'nt feel welcomed. |
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JavaGuy - Student 
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Quote: His a really crap one I heard "If I had the chance to change the Dictionary, I would put your name and mine next to each other" Whoever told you that one really blew it.  It's "If I could rearrange the dictionary, U and I would be together." _______________ My signature is only one line. You're welcome. |
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Henkes - Student 
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I don't need no leather jacket baby, I'm warm when I'm with you! _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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"How do you like your eggs in the morning ? Scrambled or fertalised" *Buys drink* *Walks up to girl* *Takes ice out of glass, drops it to floor and stamps on it* "Now I've broken the ice....." "I've forgotten my phone number, can I have yours?" "Your eyes are beautiful......oh wait its just my own reflection!" Heres a good one which actually works, I know you said no good ones but still... "Can I buy you a drink, or would you rather have the money?" *Said to chick with nice butt* Guy: "Wanna make a cocktail with me?" Girl: "Sure" Guy: " Well you've got the tail, now all we need is....." "Are you tired? Cos you've been running through my mind all day!" "I'm sorry but your breats have been staring at my eyes all evening" Guy: "See my amazing watch here, its psychic, it tells me your not wearing any underwear" Girl: "Well your wrong, I am!" Guy: "Ooops I forgot...its an hour fast...." _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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StarFox - Student 
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give me some tepe for my cornhole! _______________ (real bro to Axion and Deathscythe) |
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Ripley - Ex-Student 
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Why dont you sit on my lap, and tell em about the first thing what *pops* up? _______________ <Ripley...> |
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Udrof - Ex-Student |
This is from Johny Bravo: "You wanna date,chick?" "I have a boyfriend" "but You look like You need another one" _______________ Im the Dark Traveler |
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Karlin - Student 
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If I stick my dropcord in your socket, Will your head lights lite up. _______________ Only I will finish what I have begun. |
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Raziel Anjelis - Student 
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This is from The Fresh Prince...... ''I could have sworn your picture was in the dictionary. Yeah, it was right next to Shazaaaaaam!!!!'' ''Jean-Claude Van DAMN you're sexeh!'' _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment DaMi3N's 400th, Trad Redav's 666th.
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Aayla Secura - Ex-Student 
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heres a good come back one! He says:"i'm sure i've seen you once some where before.." You say: "Yeah, thats why i stopped going" _______________ IN UR FACE I'M NOT BLONDE! |
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Senor Hat - Student 
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Is heaven missing an angel coz you've got nice cans _______________ I have beaten The Internet. The end guy was hard. |
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Carda Jowol - Student 
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His a really crap one I heard "If I had the chance to change the Dictionary, I would put your name and mine next to each other" _______________ [Gran Father/Founder of the Jowols] |
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Ashyr - Student 
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*bump* _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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"If you really hate me then i'll let you spend 15 minutes of your time wasting 15 minutes of mine.... one condition... i choose what we do" Not a proper pick-up line but hey... i've said it before and i won't say it again _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Sep 20 2004 01:05am. |
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Thomasooo - Student 
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Nice one, Grad! _______________ In the navy and LOVING it!
Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! 
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Italian Ice - Student 
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lmao _______________ It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student 
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Yes, for instance. You take a girl home from the bar, and right outside of her house, she says, "Want to come inside for some coffee?" _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider |
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Italian Ice - Student
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You mean girls can acually have a bad pick-up line? _______________ It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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Quote: how much ya cost? OR You take American Express? BTW: Not to offend any women, this can be said to a man too  _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 19 2004 10:34am. |
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Nero - Student 
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how much ya cost? _______________ -Nero Quote: Curious, Smartass, what else? |
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EAF_fencer3 - Student 
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"So, I hear you're an animal lover- have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" _______________ |"Evacuate? In our moment of Triumph? I think you overestimate their chances."|"hurray broccoli!" -Tarpman| |Godson to Carve|Ward of Flamori|Brother to Gunrow| |
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Furi0us - Student 
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"Hey, are you a parking ticket? 'Cause you've got 'FINE' written all over you!" *Looks at dress tag* "Just as I thought, made in Heaven." "I've lost my teddy bear. Will you sleep with me?" _______________ You are not your f***ing system specs. You are not your uptime stats, your script file, or your oversized desktop screencap. You are not your broadband connection. You are not your f***ing post count. This comment was edited by Furi0us on Sep 12 2004 11:42am. |
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Gradius - Ex-Student
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- I can say "Good morning" in 7 languages. Which should I use when I wake you up tomorrow? - Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? - Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. _______________ - Proud padawan of Kueller. - We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything - <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words! - "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 12 2004 09:31am. |
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Mookie - Ex-Student 
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I'm actually going to do this one sometime: Quote: *points at girl* *points at crotch* *nods* |
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Vasper Ba'xian - Student 
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"ahhh C'mon, Just one more sip!" _______________ Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON .My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.
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