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Jul 09 2004 10:56pm

Immortal Rites
 - ex-Student
Immortal Rites
Post ickyly bad pickuplines here, I'll start!
-Did it hurt?
-What?
-When you fell from heaven?

-Nice shoes. Let's have sex.

-Is that a mirror in your pocket? I swear I can see myself in your pants!

-Wanna come over for some pizza and sex?
-No.
-What? You don't like pizza?!

-F*ck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Christina?
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Sep 11 2004 02:09pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

#1 pickup line of all time: "Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
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Jul 24 2004 01:45pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

I have a .357 magnum pointed at your kidney. Wanna go get some coffee?
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

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Jul 24 2004 11:56am

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

ROFLMAO!!!

OMG! Best ones I've read like... ever!
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

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Jul 24 2004 06:03am

Dicemaster
 - Student
 Dicemaster

boy, "hey wanna practice some math?"
girl, "um..., sure?"
boy, "ok we will go back to my place, add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and hope we don't multiply"


boy, "hey why don't you help stop rape, and just consent?"


Boy, "wanna play pearl harbor?"
Girl, "sure, how do we play?"
Boy, "we can go back to my place and i'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me"
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Dicemaster

This comment was edited by Dicemaster on Jul 24 2004 06:03am.

Jul 23 2004 10:02pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Tarpman, I've found a way better site... :D
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Jul 23 2004 03:22am

(Jedi)Obi-JK
 - Student
 (Jedi)Obi-JK

Quote:
-Wanna have sex?
-No.
-Rape it is!


OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I feel slightl violated after just reading that.
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Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

-Steve (Obi)


Jul 22 2004 04:46am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

No fair stealing bad pickup lines from 8 Bit Theatre!

</plug> :D
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Jul 21 2004 01:59pm

Vasper Ba'xian
 - Student
 Vasper Ba'xian

If I said u had a killer body....would u hold it against me?
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Jul 21 2004 09:45am

Fizz of Belouve
 - Student
 Fizz of Belouve

uhm did we have that one already ?

"laugh if u wannaa f$ck me!" :P
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Jul 20 2004 07:13pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

ah good!

/me swears like hell to my girlfriend...

That didn't go well :(

(:P)
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Jul 20 2004 06:59pm

(Jedi)Obi-JK
 - Student
 (Jedi)Obi-JK

Quote:
-Nice shoes. Let's have sex.


NO NO NO NO NO

Its,

Nice shoes, wanna F$#%

Girls will always slap you harder if your pick up line includes the F word, or so my ummmm, friends tell me..................
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Silent Bob (Kevin Smith): You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you.

-Steve (Obi)


Jul 20 2004 02:22pm

Vasper Ba'xian
 - Student
 Vasper Ba'xian

Those jeans look really good on you!
Mind if I touch ur ass?


My dad said when he was youngerhe got slapped for using that one:D
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This comment was edited by Vasper Ba'xian on Jul 20 2004 02:24pm.

Jul 18 2004 03:52am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Is it hot in here, or is it just you?
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Jul 17 2004 10:21pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

Actually, I would put that on my resumé ;)
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


Jul 17 2004 09:47pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

'I'm the teacher in an online school, based on a Star Wars game.'

Jul 17 2004 09:43pm

Fate
 - Student
 Fate

Quote:
OMG HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P:D:P:D:P:D:D



dUd3, b357 pick up line eva! :D:D
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I must not fear . Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear . I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.
Gom gom gom gom gom!


Jul 15 2004 11:03am

Senor Hat
 - Student
 Senor Hat

is heaven missing an angel?, coz you've got nice cans
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I have beaten The Internet.
The end guy was hard.


This comment was edited by Senor Hat on Jul 15 2004 11:05am.

Jul 14 2004 09:07pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

OMG HAHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!:P:D:P:D:P:D:D
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Jul 14 2004 04:57pm

Immortal Rites
 - Ex-Student
 Immortal Rites

-Wanna have sex?
-No.
-Rape it is!
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When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead.

Proud member of Saber Lords clan


Jul 13 2004 10:35pm

skankerkid
 - Student
 skankerkid

i am the bishop of east anglia and if nobody beleives me you can look in the book.
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Jul 13 2004 10:04pm

Immortal Rites
 - Ex-Student
 Immortal Rites

-I'd marry your brother just to get in your family!
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When you wake up dead it's time to realize you're dead.

Proud member of Saber Lords clan


Jul 13 2004 01:17pm

Vasper Ba'xian
 - Student
 Vasper Ba'xian

Thats a nice outfit, it'd look better crumpled up on my floor.:eek:
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Brother to: Tamal, Kavar, J.D.,Jermia, Devlin, Ulic, Xiabara, Seij,Tarron Mib,>>>ROCK ON:).My Spacescapes art page.My Everything Else art page. MY FAV. Jedi Are: Qui-Gon Jinn, Corran Horn, and Anakin Solo. Unofficial Master to Tamal. and Kavar. Founder of the Wuji Hundun Jian saber style. Proud owner of Tamal's 200th comment!//Proud owner of Refl3x's 300th comment!>>>Proud owner of Tyrant's 800th comment>>>Proud owner of Lucky's 170th comment>>>Proud owner of BDKawika's 444th comment>>>To except Existance is to except Reality.

Jul 12 2004 11:52pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

Are you realy a girl?


":P :D"

Jul 12 2004 11:51pm

Apologetic
 - Student
 Apologetic

Nice pants, Room for one more?
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Jul 12 2004 02:37pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
 - Student
 Bail Hope of Belouve

LOL Fizz :D
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I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion

Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here.


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